Awakening Chapter 1. This chapter is marked "not done" in my documents but I have absolutely no idea what I inteded to add to it. Also, grammar sucks.
“HAIL MANDALORE!” The shouts came from everywhere within the crowd.Now the Galactic Empire had fallen,the heirs of Mandalore had taken their place.The warrior culture had been reinstated.every man and woman had fighting knowledge and experience that could possibly rival a Knight of Ren.every child honed their skills for at least an hour a day.and the greatest of them all gave them something to look up to. Kalver Axom strode through the crowd,the Darksaber once held by Pre Vizlsa in the Clone Wars had been passed down through the ages to finally come to him,the current Dark Knight of Mandelore. Four Madelorians made up his bodyguard.they walked down the central street to the great palace,home of the true ruler of Mandelore.he sat at the highest point of the building,a massive dome to let him see everything.he never moved from that spot in the centre of the room,unless something terrible happened. His name was Darth Cronos.But the fact that he was a sith wasn’t the most remarkable thing about him.both of his eyes were white,rendered permanently blind by events he never talks about.however,this has aloud him to gain great control over the Force.He was blind,but could see the entire universe unfold before him in ways even the greatest of Jedi could not understand,let alone Axom.He was a living,breathing One with the Force.And as soon as Axom and his bodyguards marched in,he reacted without even turning his head “Kalver Axom” he said “you came” “well” Axom replied “its hard not to react when someone speaks to you in your dreams” “I called you because something has happened” he said,his blank eyes still staring into the distance “the Force has awakened”
“ok” Axom gave as confused a look as you could from under a Manderlorian helmet “so you called me in my sleep so you could inform me that the force that binds the universe together as just ‘woken up’.why would I need to know that?” Cronos laughed “you know nothing of the force.An Awakening is when the power from the force surges so high that it causes an immense rise in the numbers of Force users.those who had no perception of the force…have suddenly received power to rival Darth Vader” “wait,how does that work?the Force suddenly increases the number of Midi-chlorians…” Cronos held up one finger,giving Axom the que to stop “the Midi-chlorians are merely a theory.The voice those who use the force ‘hear’ is the voice of the force itself.they merely came up with the Midi-chlorians because they didn’t have another explanation for the Force that made scientific sense” he lowered his finger “right…” Axom paused for a moment as he tried to figure out how he could look clever,but he gave up “I guess I really wont understand the force however you put it.what do you need me to do?” “search your ranks.the Awakening took me by surprise.my powers are dampened,but I am slowly returning to full strength.search your ranks.i guarantee there will be a force user in there.bring that warrior to me” “of course sir” Axom saluted,knowing Cronos could at least perceive it.then he left,his bodyguard in tow.If Darth Cronos was right,if there were now more force users in the galaxy than ever,then it could mean a new age for the Manderlore Empire.And a great age,an age of which had not been seen since the Great Hyperspace War,of the Sith.
Coruscant was in complete chaos.there was screaming,panic and riot squads running into the small square.it was a mostly open space with a fountain in the middle.All this chaos was because of John Harthen,a 12 year old human male.it was quite frankly an embarrassment to the New Republic 6 Republic solders surrounded him,his back to the fountain.citizens stood away,protected by riot squads “look” the lutenenant said “we don’t want to harm you,but we will if we have to.you need to come with us” “I DON’T CARE!” John shouted “JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!” “just leave him alone” the rest of the troops said in chorus,as did a few members of the crowd.all of these walked off.the lutenenant stood dumbfound at what had happened.a 12 year old had dismissed his troops,not fought them off.he’d commanded them to leave. “I don’t know what you did there” the lutenenant pointed his gun straight at John. “but your not going to do anything like it again” “LEAVE ME ALONE!”at these words,the lutenenant was hurled through the air like a ragdoll,crashing into the riot troopers holding the crowd back.his gun slid across the floor.the kid just sulked on the edge of the fountain.he looked up to see the television cameras “STOP WATCHING ME!” as such,nearly everyone in the crowd looked away,even the TV cameras.even the lutenenant felt the urge to look away.it was rather obvious this kid had the Force,but without the Jedi Order or Luke Skywalker there was no way to control him.not without making him a Knight of Ren,or worse,a full-blown Sith. “we have to take you in” he said again “we can see if theres some Jedi who can harness your powers and help you control them” “I DON’T WANT TO CONTROL THEM!” John replied “JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!” The lutenenant braced himself for what happened next.he was hurled back and forth by invisible hands,hitting everything in the surrounding area.Then he was dropped by those hands as a stun baton was smashed round Johns head and he fell to the floor. “setting 1?” the riot trooper nodded.the Lutenenant pointed to one of the open streets “take him to the old Jedi Temple.hopefully we can control his powers in some way” The riot trooper nodded once more and left carrying John’s unconscious body.
I just worked out I’m going to be posting 32 chapters worth of stuff here. The longest thing I’ve written that I can’t mention here is about 24 chapters and LOBA is about 21. So that’s cool.
“Mos Eisley spaceport.never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.we’ll be safe in there” The New Republic had taken Tatooine: something the Old Republic never did.Mos Espa,being an official spaceport,had been taken first.but having as many bounty hunters as it had,Mos Eisley had avoided Republic influence.the perfect hiding place for a Knight of Ren.Nova Ren drove his (stolen) sandspeeder into the spaceport.in the seat next to him was the unaged robot assassin IG-88,famous for trying to obtain the Millennium Falcon and being beaten to it by Boba Fett.Still,the job he had in mind needed someone like him. The robot turned to face him “why do we need to go to a place like Mos Eisley?Couldn’t we carry it out somewhere else?” “if what you say about the spaceport is true,then its simply because no one will ask questions” If IG-88 had an eyebrow,he probably would have raised them “due to your mask, 79.4% of the inhabitants here will recognise you as a Knight of Ren.40.2% of that will think you are Kylo Ren himself” Nova sighed.Kylo.it was always Kylo Ren,never him or Corolan or Octa.it was always Kylo.it was about time he changed that. “just because Kylo Ren is the leader of the order dosnt mean he’s the strongest” Nova started slowing down the Sandspeeder as they arrived at Mos Eisley “or,as we will soon prove,the most inventive” The sandspeeder slowed to a stop and the two villains got out.Heeding the words of his robotic companion,Nova removed his mask and through it in the sack of parts IG was currently carrying.they walked into the Cantina,obviously to be met with immense disapproval. “hey!” the Toydarian barman shouted at them “we don’t serve droids!” “this is IG-88” Nova replied “im sure you could allow access for a droid such as him” “famous or not famous,im not letting him in!” Nova went to use a force mind trick,but IG stopped him “Force mind tricks do not work on Toydarians.they care to much about money to be affected” “well then” Nova walked up to the barman “im sure you will allow him through” “who do you think you are,you idiot?” the barkeeper glared at Nova “a Knight of Ren or something?” “as a matter of fact…” Nova ignited his lightsabre,his modifications to it meaning the blade was now curved instead of straight “I do believe I am.now allow this fine droid through before this gets any worse” Several other people in the cantina moved away.the barkeeper gulped “what do you want?” “well that’s rather simple” the lightsabre faded back into its hilt “me and IG-88 will need one of your repair bays for some very important business.anyone who even opens the door to that room,you included,will face a punishment that will prove very amusing for me and,if he had emotions,my robotic companion.is that clear?” The barman nodded and pointed to one of the repair bays.Nova walked straight into the room with IG-88 in tow.as soon as IG and his sack were in the room,Nova locked the door.it was a messy room with rusting metal all around,but it had what they needed.IG-88 tipped out the contents of the sack,including Nova’s Mask or Ren and the robotic parts that had started this venture.the once clean white metal was rusted and dirty,the wires rusting and the organic parts decayed.It had been imported from Utapau after being thrown into a scrapheap at the end of the Clone Wars.They couldn’t return the fine warrior to life,but they could remake his body with new mechanical parts and a spare droid brain. “well then” Nova said “shall we return General Grievous to his former glory?” IG nodded and they set to work.
Axom was faced with one major problem:how was he supposed to find out who among his army were brand new Force users and who wasn’t?Midi-Chlorian counters had vanished with the Jedi Order at least 40 years ago,and if what Darth Cronos said about them being a theory,they’d be ineffective anyway.So now he stood on a stage infront of the Mandalorian army,ready to speak. “Armies of Mandalore!” the speakers boomed as he spook “I was summoned by Darth Cronos 1 hour ago.he announced there had been an awakening in the Force.while I do not understand what this means,he told me that there was a force user in the ranks of my army.he wants to take this new force user as his apprentice.We will call back as many companies as we can each day and test them for the Force using Jedi training techniques,while using keeping as many solders as we can operating.we will start with the 1st company,and work up from there” Axom raised his hand “you are dismissed.” the entire Manderlorian Army replied with shouts of “hail Mandalore!” as Axom climbed down from the stage and back to his bodyguard “you know that the Force-user is going to be in the 50th company,right?” one of them said.they all laughed,including Axom.despite being fearsome warriors,the Mandalorians were still fairly informal.it was only to the wider universe that they became implacable. “you know that after saying that you’ve jinxed it,right?Anyway,I’ll need to oversee the tests till everything’s running smoothly.you go and inform Cronos.i’ll be in the first company barracks when your done.Hail Mandalore” the bodyguard saluted and left,leaving Axom alone as he walked to the barracks of the 1st company.it was a large square building that housed around 200 warriors:not big considering the likes of the Stormtroopers,but they easily bested them in terms of skill.Inside the tests were already being run:five Mandalorians from the 3rd company,who had already been tested by Axom’s bodyguard to prevent cheating,held a device which randomly selected a spacecraft out of 2000 possible options,and the Mandalorian had to use the Force to find what it was,and had to do it twice to prove it wasn’t luck.it had been used by the Jedi beforehand,so it should work.He watched as another Mandalorian failed the test and left upstairs.at the rate they were going,they should be on the 2nd company in 2 hours time. Then,to his utter surprise,his bodyguard marched in. “I expected you to take longer” Axom said “Darth Cronos spoke to us in our minds” one of them said “he said that his power was getting strong again,and he sensed that the Mandalorian we’re using is in the 26th company” “we’ll finish up here then we’ll skip right to 26.we’ll go back to 2 if he’s wrong,though”. “when is Darth Cronos ever wrong?”
His name was Norvas Necorium.he was the head of a secret program made by the New Republic to bring force users under control,and make sure they don’t become major threats.without the Jedi there was no one to teach the force users,but there were people with enough knowledge of how to control it to subdue the new arrivals,Norvas being one of them.the power of this boy,though…worried him.Norvas had heard reports that he’d dismissed a group of soldiers and the large majority of the crowd watching him do it.if the Force was becoming this powerful in people,then he really hoped Luke Skywalker would show up soon. The boy started to wake up.Norvas could feel the power irradiating from him like some sort of gas.He could here the boy whisper something “leave…me…” Norvas braced himself for what came next “ALONE!” The damaged pillars of the Jedi temple groaned and cracked.Norvas looked the boy in the eye. “whats your name?” “John.John Harthen” “nice to meet you John.i am Norvas Necorium.i have been sent by the republic to talk to you” “why wont you leave me alone?” “because if we did,we’d miss out on an opportunity.i assume you’vee heard of the Jedi?” “why wouldn’t I have?They were useless fools who were wiped out by their own troops” “well…if you put it like that,yes” “are you one of them?” Norvas chuckled “of course not,my friend.the Jedi are long dead.the last one of their kind went missing as a result of the rise of the Knights of Ren.i am here to allow you to control your…gift” “I don’t want to control it.i just want to be left alone” “that’s fine…I understand.i will try to finish this as soon as possible.as soon as we’re done,your aloud back home,and we’ll never trouble you again…unless under awful circumstances.deal?” John nodded “yeah…deal” “over the next week,I’ll teach you to control the power you have.i cant help you make it stronger,as I said im not a Jedi,but I can teach you to conceal it and,if you really have to,use it” “fine.where do we start?” Norvas took a step back “show me what you can do”
Chatroom Wars Chapter 1. It's also worth pointing out this was written around the time The Spam Virus III was made.
Since the dawn of the LMBs, chatrooms have been the superior(ish) topic,a place where users go to talk about life,the universe,and everything(excluding anything LMB related,of course.that would be silly).However,there has always been a rivalry between the two greatest chatrooms:Finding Friendships,whose members believe in complete freedom to talk about whatever they want(within the mods limits) and Brickbook, whose members believe in complete freedom to talk about whatever they want(within the mods limits),but in a slightly different manner to FF.The tension between the 2 sides didn’t build at all,until Brickbook accidently let a rabbit who had just drank three cups of coffee out in FF.the results were disastrous.Tension started to build between the two sides(much to the relief of the writer of this comedy),and the members of FF have only drunk tea ever since. Soon an event happened which many chatroomologists call “the great meeting between the two opposing fractions which resulted in the activation of an extremely deadly whoopee cushion”.in essence, there was a great meeting between the two opposing fractions which resulted in the activation of an extremely deadly whoopy cushion.to put it simply ,when Dwarfy,the head of Birckbook,sat on his chair at the head an arrangement of sofas and comfy chairs,he sat on a whoopee cushion that let out a sonic boom that was strong enough to make Skulduggery773 stop writing Spam Virus sequels for 3 weeks.After hearing the news of this awful event,the mods called a meeting. However, members of Brickbook attacked FF members in a fish and chip shop. Battered within an inch of their lives,the FF members escaped and,after being cut out of the pastry-like substance, declared war on Brickbook, although the mods only allowed them to use temporary ban guns that banned their opponents for 1 hour,35 minutes and 8 seconds.With these weapons in tow,FF united with the LMB Coffee Table and set out to defeat Brickbook once and for all! Unfournatly,Brickbook had already brought LMBCT onto their side with promises of likes and carp,so FF united with the Chatroom of Awesomeness and set out to defeat Brickbook once and for all! Let the chatroom wars begin! Note:the Bank of Likes will give out 100 likes to all users when this story becomes very silly.
I just worked out I’m going to be posting 32 chapters worth of stuff here. The longest thing I’ve written that I can’t mention here is about 24 chapters and LOBA is about 21. So that’s cool.
The Relaxed Chatroom Darthtiny0118:why does that bit get underlined? Because reasons.now get on with it. Darthtiny: Ok,fine. Trenzalord11:*sigh* what a relaxed day.this could not be more relaxed if I tried… webkinzbeanie101:FIRE!!!!*sound of gunfire* Trenza:WHAT IS GOING ON?YOU ARE RUINING OUR CALMNESS! WKB:*runs in with rocket launcher* whose side are you on? Darthtiny:what do you mean? WKB:haven’t you heard?Brickbook and LMBCT are at war with FF and the Chatroom of Awesomeness. Trenza: I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUT WAR!YOU RUINED OUR RELAXATION! WKB: I don’t care.we want you to join Brickbook’s side Trenza:Whose side is calmer? WKB: ours Trenza:IF YOUR SIDE IS CALM,THEN ACT LIKE IT! Darthtiny:well…he has a good point.we are WAY to calm to offer fighting power. WKB:every little helps. Trenza:I'M TOO CALM TO HELP! WKB:You don’t look that calm… Trenza:I AM CALM!I COULD NOT BE CALMER!!!! I AM CAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLM!runs through wall* Bank of Likes:*Gives out 100 likes to every user* Darthtiny:…I think I just realised how we could be useful.
