*The armchair points out that the part-of-your-mind-that-thinks-reality-is-important's opinions on the superiority of reality preclude it from achieving objectivity, so it isn't a reliable source of information either*
*the part-of-my-mind-that-thinks-reality-is-important claims it's the most objective one in the argument*
*The part-of-your-mind-that-has-inexplicably-been-transfigured-into-the-mental-presence-of-the-armchair tells you that the part-of-your-mind-that-thinks-reality-is-important's argument is highly apocryphal*
*the part-of-my-mind-that-thinks-reality-is-important claims it's the most objective one in the argument*
*The part-of-your-mind-that-has-inexplicably-been-transfigured-into-the-mental-presence-of-the-armchair tells you that the part-of-your-mind-that-thinks-reality-is-important's argument is highly apocryphal*
*my mind travels through the armchair to locate a dictionary*
*the POHMTTRII says that the armchair is the apocryphal one*
(I have substituted "Hannah's" for the pronoun so we can both use this abbreviation )
*The part-of-your-mind-that-has-inexplicably-been-transfigured-into-the-mental-presence-of-the-armchair tells you that the part-of-your-mind-that-thinks-reality-is-important's argument is highly apocryphal*
*my mind travels through the armchair to locate a dictionary*
*the POHMTTRII says that the armchair is the apocryphal one*
(I have substituted "Hannah's" for the pronoun so we can both use this abbreviation )
*It finds one*
*TPOHMTHIBTITMPOTA says the POHMTTRII is being rather disagreeable*
*TPOHMTTRII searches the depths of the armchair for a shield*
Pieces of evil furniture are so uncivilised these days. xD
*It finds a large silver platter that would suffice*
*It hates to ruin such a nice platter, but decides there's no time to find something better and figures there's probably an infinite amount of other platters anyway*
Pieces of evil furniture are so uncivilised these days. xD
*It finds a large silver platter that would suffice*
*It hates to ruin such a nice platter, but decides there's no time to find something better and figures there's probably an infinite amount of other platters anyway*
*Yes, the amrchair has an ample supply of just about everything*
*The aggressive part of your mind grabs another frying pan and attacks with both at once*
*It hates to ruin such a nice platter, but decides there's no time to find something better and figures there's probably an infinite amount of other platters anyway*
*Yes, the amrchair has an ample supply of just about everything*
*The aggressive part of your mind grabs another frying pan and attacks with both at once*
*TPOHMTTRII grabs another of those infinite platters to help block*
