Lincoln: "At the Lion Pastures, all of us workers wanted to evacuate, because the Ravens kept launching missiles at us, and would eventually destroy us. Lion enforcers showed up, shut down our only project that would allow us to survive, and attempted to trap us inside the farm, which became a bomb zone. We led a small uprising which allowed us to escape, and the enforcers who didn't listen to our warnings paid the price for their foolish pride, because the Lion Pastures was once again bombarded and half-destroyed by the raven missiles right after we escaped. However, the Ravens were shortly defeated, their missile base partially wrecked. If the Rhino Tribe would build a settlement at the Grassy Plains near the Lion Pastures, we will give you all of our rare crops. You can take full credit for the crops. If the rhino farmers claim that they grew the rare crops, animals will begin moving away from the damaged and dirty Lion Pastures, and will instead go to the Rhino farm for crops. If you allow us Lion Refugees to live within your HQ's territory, we will continue producing the seeds of rare crops and shipping them to your farm, where you can receive all the credit for growing them. With virtually no competition and all the rarest foodstuffs, your farm will become the new most popular farm in Chima, generating tons of trading value for the Rhino tribe. All we ask for in return is a roof over our heads, food (I'm sure a small settlement could be built for us refugees hidden nearby, in the Iron Mountains perhaps), and for the rhinos to make sure no more ravens build settlements at the Grassy Plains (If any Ravens begin to build a new missile base, your Rhino bounty hunters could...'take care' of them, if you know what I mean). No doubt the Lion Pastures will be rebuilt and refurbished with new farmers, but we refugees took all the seeds of the rare plants away with us, so the Rhino farm with still be the most popular in Chima because of this. This deal would be very beneficial to the Rhino tribe and the Lion refugees. So, what do you think?"
Razor II: *After listening patiently he says* Let me, tell you Lincoln, the rhino tribe is special, 50% of our food is imported from the bear and gorillas, we have been planning to set up there for a while now and with our massive combines it should be no problem. The only issue I have is with the crops you: "invent" we don't like GMO's after an epidemic accured due to them, so we will be growing the regular crops with a bunch of sweeteners. As for your rare crops we will still collect them. My aunt used to say: If there is extra gain in a deal take it, so I will. But we will test how safe your crops are because the rhino body is less adapted to "artificial foods" and we will see how commercially viable they truly are. *Calls up secretary* (Take what you just heard and make it into a document) *10 minutes later, signs it* Now you sign it.
Lincoln: "Oh no, what I meant was that we have all the seeds of the rare plants, and we no how to grow them and where to find more seeds. No GMOs here." He then signs the document.
Rhino Gate operator: Considering the massive crack in my bullet proof glass window, I have no reason to trust you, so if you don't leave I will call pest control.
Scrin: "C'mon... we would love to try and make more bribes to you my dear friend!" -He said with a suspicious smiling face-
Rhino Gate operator: Get out! I'll count to and call security: 3...
Scrin: "oh well that sounds like a bit overkill, c'mon guys, give us another chance!"
Rhino Gate operator: 1... Last chance...
Scrin: "...Ya know what? Screw it, we're goin' home laddies... because that's the way i like to live my life! And i feel like everything's gonna be fine! We're leaving you guys and gong to go bug someone else's tribe because that's the way i like to live my life! And i feel like everything's gonna be fine! "
Scrin: "...Ya know what? Screw it, we're goin' home laddies... because that's the way i like to live my life! And i feel like everything's gonna be fine! We're leaving you guys and gong to go bug someone else's tribe because that's the way i like to live my life! And i feel like everything's gonna be fine! "
As if with perfect timing, the caravan of lion refugees finally arrives at the Rhino HQ. Lincoln comes out and tells them about the deal with the rhinos; the lions presently move into the Iron Mountains just behind the Rhino HQ, and begin to set up their new camp.
Scrin: "...Ya know what? Screw it, we're goin' home laddies... because that's the way i like to live my life! And i feel like everything's gonna be fine! We're leaving you guys and gong to go bug someone else's tribe because that's the way i like to live my life! And i feel like everything's gonna be fine! "
As if with perfect timing, the caravan of lion refugees finally arrives at the Rhino HQ. Lincoln comes out and tells them about the deal with the rhinos; the lions presently move into the Iron Mountains just behind the Rhino HQ, and begin to set up their new camp.
As if with perfect timing, the caravan of lion refugees finally arrives at the Rhino HQ. Lincoln comes out and tells them about the deal with the rhinos; the lions presently move into the Iron Mountains just behind the Rhino HQ, and begin to set up their new camp.
(OOC: i'd bet Scrin is all like: "OH C'MON!!! " )
OOC: He should've been patient, like Lincoln. [a] Patience pays, kids!
Scrin: "...Ya know what? Screw it, we're goin' home laddies... because that's the way i like to live my life! And i feel like everything's gonna be fine! We're leaving you guys and gong to go bug someone else's tribe because that's the way i like to live my life! And i feel like everything's gonna be fine! "
As if with perfect timing, the caravan of lion refugees finally arrives at the Rhino HQ. Lincoln comes out and tells them about the deal with the rhinos; the lions presently move into the Iron Mountains just behind the Rhino HQ, and begin to set up their new camp.
The Lion refugee camp is set up with tents and wooden huts, in a small canyon just north of the Rhino HQ and tucked into the Northwest edge of the Iron Mountains.
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