It's treason, then. NJR1432, we officially strip you of your Sombrero Club membership. You are hereby banished forthwith from the kingdom of Conbrerodom.
It's such a shame, he just joined, too.
Fine sombrero's are the best. *crosses fingers*
You must first swear fealty to the Lord of all Hats, the Sombrero, and promise to honor it as the greatest type of headwear devised by man. Then you shall be forgiven.
It's treason, then. NJR1432, we officially strip you of your Sombrero Club membership. You are hereby banished forthwith from the kingdom of Conbrerodom.
It's such a shame, he just joined, too.
I know, we have such problems keeping ahold of members nowadays.
You must first swear fealty to the Lord of all Hats, the Sombrero, and promise to honor it as the greatest type of headwear devised by man. Then you shall be forgiven.
You must first swear fealty to the Lord of all Hats, the Sombrero, and promise to honor it as the greatest type of headwear devised by man. Then you shall be forgiven.
Never.
I release you from our Club. Go now and get banned in what way seems best to you.
It's okay to have personal preferences, as long as those preferences are the same as ours.
Seems rigged.
It's just the rules of our exclusive club.
*opens Official Rulebook of the Sombrero Club*
Rule #1: You must wear a sombrero to be a member.
Rule #2: Any sombrero-wearing user is welcome to become a member unless they publicly renounce their appreciation for the Supreme Hat, the Sombrero.
Rule #3: Any user eligible for membership who publicly renounces his appreciation for the Supreme Hat shall be required to swear an oath of fealty to the Sombrero before being admitted into the Club.
Rule #4: Any member who publicly renounces his appreciation for the Supreme Hat shall be deemed a traitor and permanently banned from the Sombrero Club and all its activities.