Post by ash3d on Feb 29, 2024 2:53:43 GMT
How burnt do you want them, Triple Super Deluxe Ultra Burnt, or Ultra Super Deluxe Triple Burnt?
Both for good measure. Keep this up you might get a raise. That is, you would if we were actually paying you.
Alright, cool. You know I love my potential raises.
It's the thought that counts, right?
Welp, here goes nothing...
*Pulls out a flamethrower and puts it on full blast over the steak. The fire gets out of hand very quickly, and soon the steakhouse is on fire*
Feb 29, 2024 17:48:56 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Feb 29, 2024 17:48:56 GMT
*whispers* None whatsoever, sometimes things just happen.
That's what I thought.
Don't hold it against us.
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Feb 29, 2024 23:57:04 GMT
Post by HannahDash on Feb 29, 2024 23:57:04 GMT
That's what I thought.
Don't hold it against us.
If the magic isn't in your control, that's fair, but I don't think it's good business practice to not let the customer know what they're getting into.
Post by Z-Whales on Mar 2, 2024 4:55:29 GMT
XD
There was definitely enough room on this Internet for both of us.
There's enough room on the internet for everything...for better or worse.
True... But LEGO apparently didn't think so.
Post by Z-Whales on Mar 2, 2024 4:58:13 GMT
The sage advice of "anime and LMBs" led you here?
Well it's good to have you back! Most of us got here the week the boards shut down, we were all sad you hadn't made the transition.
Yep, pretty much, and it's the wisest advice I've ever heard.
I mean, I have no friends or relationships besides my family and one person, but I'm happy, so eh.
Dude, I cried so hard when the LMBs died, if I had known this my whole life would have been different. I can't believe it's been up that long and I had no idea.
At least it worked out in the end. Everyone has their own path to this place. *mysterious flute music plays as I gaze into the hills*
Post by ash3d on Mar 3, 2024 7:43:45 GMT
Yep, pretty much, and it's the wisest advice I've ever heard.
I mean, I have no friends or relationships besides my family and one person, but I'm happy, so eh.
Dude, I cried so hard when the LMBs died, if I had known this my whole life would have been different. I can't believe it's been up that long and I had no idea.
At least it worked out in the end. Everyone has their own path to this place. *mysterious flute music plays as I gaze into the hills*
*Accompanied by bagpipes, accordian, and kazoo*
Post by TheGreatCon on Mar 4, 2024 15:20:54 GMT
Alright, cool. You know I love my potential raises.
It's the thought that counts, right?
Welp, here goes nothing...
*Pulls out a flamethrower and puts it on full blast over the steak. The fire gets out of hand very quickly, and soon the steakhouse is on fire*
Yes, and just keep thinking about that thought. *the extra heavy duty sprinkler system we had installed kicks in, and wages war against the fire* This ain't our first fire.
Post by TheGreatCon on Mar 4, 2024 15:21:45 GMT
Don't hold it against us.
If the magic isn't in your control, that's fair, but I don't think it's good business practice to not let the customer know what they're getting into.
Good business practices? What are those?
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Post by TheGreatCon on Mar 4, 2024 15:22:21 GMT
Post by HannahDash on Mar 5, 2024 0:07:24 GMT
If the magic isn't in your control, that's fair, but I don't think it's good business practice to not let the customer know what they're getting into.
Good business practices? What are those?
...How are y'all still in business?
Post by ash3d on Mar 5, 2024 1:22:45 GMT
Alright, cool. You know I love my potential raises.
It's the thought that counts, right?
Welp, here goes nothing...
*Pulls out a flamethrower and puts it on full blast over the steak. The fire gets out of hand very quickly, and soon the steakhouse is on fire*
Yes, and just keep thinking about that thought. *the extra heavy duty sprinkler system we had installed kicks in, and wages war against the fire* This ain't our first fire.
Yes, but this is the Triple Super Deluxe Ultra Burnt and Ultra Super Deluxe Triple Burnt combo, mere water can't stop this inferno.
*The fire grows more intense, and evaporates all the water*
Post by TheGreatCon on Mar 5, 2024 14:57:36 GMT
Yes, and just keep thinking about that thought. *the extra heavy duty sprinkler system we had installed kicks in, and wages war against the fire* This ain't our first fire.
Yes, but this is the Triple Super Deluxe Ultra Burnt and Ultra Super Deluxe Triple Burnt combo, mere water can't stop this inferno.
*The fire grows more intense, and evaporates all the water*
I mean, it was worth a shot. We should probably evacuate the building.
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Post by TheGreatCon on Mar 5, 2024 14:58:55 GMT
Good business practices? What are those?
...How are y'all still in business?
Nobody has come to shut us down. By the way, the place is slightly on fire right now, we might be evacuating.
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Post by Z-Whales on Mar 5, 2024 22:52:37 GMT
At least it worked out in the end. Everyone has their own path to this place. *mysterious flute music plays as I gaze into the hills*
*Accompanied by bagpipes, accordian, and kazoo*
What the heck? Who invited you? *stares sternly at random musicians interrupting my profound sensei moment*
Post by Z-Whales on Mar 5, 2024 22:53:47 GMT
Yes, but this is the Triple Super Deluxe Ultra Burnt and Ultra Super Deluxe Triple Burnt combo, mere water can't stop this inferno.
*The fire grows more intense, and evaporates all the water*
I mean, it was worth a shot. We should probably evacuate the building.
*notices fire in the middle of eating*
ARRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!! (Translation: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!)
*leaves*