Mar 25, 2017 12:12:18 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:12:18 GMT
CHAPTER FOURTEEN BREAKDOWN
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Mar 25, 2017 12:14:06 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:14:06 GMT
I will make the new chapter! Notice the new format.
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Mar 25, 2017 12:14:49 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:14:49 GMT
CHAPTER TWO SECURITY
After waiting for a long time to get their tickets, they had to go through security.
Bob: How will I get past security? I have on braces and there is a watch in my suitcase.
Sue: I guess you can't help the braces thing but a watch? Really?
Mom: Don't make fun of Bob, dear. He has never been through security before.
Bob: *watches as a man is arrested because there was a bomb in his suitcase* Well that didn't help.
Sue: What didn't help?
Bob: That guy that got arrested in front of us.
Dad: Don't worry Bob. We'll get through.
Security Guy: Takes their suitcases and puts them on a metal detector.
Metal Detector: DING! DING! DING!
Security Guy: *opens suitcase and pulls out a watch* Next time, don't bring a metal object with you, please.
Bob: *timidly* Ok.
Bob goes through the person metal detector and a siren goes off.
Metal Detector: WHOOOOOP! WHOOOOOP! WHOOOOOP!
Bob: It's my braces:
Other Security Man: We'll see about that,. Open your mouth.
Bob: *opens his mouth* Okay.
Other Security Man: Alright, go along.
Metal Detector: Ding! Ding! Ding!
Sue: Hey I didn't put anything metal in my suitcase!
Security Guy: *pulls out a stainless steel radio* Well?
Sue:
Mom: Come one. Let's get on the ship
Everyone: *walks toward the ship*
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Mar 25, 2017 12:17:48 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:17:48 GMT
CHAPTER THREE THE SHIP
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Mar 25, 2017 12:18:27 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:18:27 GMT
CHAPTER THREE PART TWO
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Mar 25, 2017 12:20:17 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:20:17 GMT
CHAPTER FOUR THE ROOMS
Mom: *leads way up fancy staircase with a gold painted wood banister*
Dad: Our rooms are on the…*fusses with a map of the ship and a slip of paper*…twentieth floor.
Bob: What number?
Dad: *glances at the slip of paper* rooms three thousand and twenty six and twenty seven.
Sue: We're three thousand and one rooms apart?
Dad: I meant the rooms next to each other. Oh. Here we are. *points to two red doors with the numbers on a brass plate in their center*
Mom: *takes out a key and turns the lock*
Bob: Oooh. Shiny.
Sue: *speechless*
Mom: Here we are.
Dad: How do you like it?
Bob: This is nothing like our house at Brick Shores.
* fingers a scar from the steps.*
Dad:
Sue: Wow!
Mom: Do you like it?
Bob: Yes!
Everyone: *steps into a…*
To be continued…
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Mar 25, 2017 12:20:42 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:20:42 GMT
CHPTER FIVE THE ROOMS
Everyone: *crowds into a richly furnished room*
Bob: Can I have the key to unlock the connector door between our rooms?
Dad: Sure.
Bob: *snatches the keys and unlocks the door*
Sue: Wow. It looks the exact same as this room.
Mom: *investigates the kitchen and living room*
Sue: These rooms are the exact same. What do we need two kitchens for?
Mom: That's just so they can have theses rooms separate or joined.
Bob: *unlocks the balcony door and steps out* What a nice view…
Sue: …of the docks. We haven't started yet.
Mom: We will in three hours.
Dad: Let's get our suitcases unpacked.
Everyone: *goes into their bedrooms and unpacks*
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Mar 25, 2017 12:21:18 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:21:18 GMT
CHAPTER FIVE LOST
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Mar 25, 2017 12:22:31 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:22:31 GMT
CHAPTER SIX DEPARTING
When all the suitcases were unpacked and the contents put away, the whole family went on deck to watch the ship as it left Brick Harbor.
Mom: Let's go on deck to watch the ship leave Brick Harbor!
Rest of the family: Ok.
Everyone: *walks down the corridor to an elevator*
Elevator music: Tum ta dum.
Bob: *taps his foot impatiently*
Sue: *frowns*
Dad: *hums along with the elevator music*
Mom: *sighs*
Elevator: *doors open*
Everyone: *walks outside the elevator onto the crowded deck*
Random guy: *gets pushed into the swimming pool by the mob*
Ship: Toot! Toot! *begins to leave*
Mob on the dock: *sniff* Goodbye! *sniff*
Mob on ship: *fake sniff* Bye peeps! *fake sniff*
Bob: We came all this way to see that? In going back to our room.
Sue: Me too.
Mom: Come on. That was the worst ship leaving scene I've ever seen.
Dad: It was pathetic.
Elevator: *doors open*
To be continued…
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Mar 25, 2017 12:23:49 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:23:49 GMT
CHAPTER SIX COMMERCIALS
When Bob and Sue got back, they immediately turned the TV on while Mom and Dad unpacked.
Sue: *switches the channel to an infomercial*
Bob: Why would you do that?
Sue: Look.
Television: Buy the super clean useless item! It is awesome because it is clean. Guaranteed you will never use it. Buy it today!
Bob: Oh wow.
Sue: *switches the channel to a football game*
Television: And we will be back after the break. *canned applause* Sponsored by…Brickland Amusement Park. Go there.
Bob: I'm pulling for the Brickers.
Television: Use The Brick Cruise Lines!
Sue: We are on a Brick Cruise Lines ship.
Television: Come to the LEGO City Oceanside Mall in City Roleplay! Buy their Suvineer brick!
Bob: Ooh. They have a suvineer brick!
Television: Come to The Brick Depot in City Roleplay. They have every brick imaginable!
Sue: We should go there.
Television: Read The Vacation ( a comedy )
Bob: We should read that. It sounds like a good story.
Television:
Sue: Did you see that?
Bob: Aaah!
Mom: *comes in* What is happening?
*Silence*
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Mar 25, 2017 12:24:29 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:24:29 GMT
CHAPTER SEVEN STUCK
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Mar 25, 2017 12:30:04 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:30:04 GMT
CHAPTER EIGHT DINNER PART ONE
Bob: I'm glad that employee came along.
Dad: *is still in shock about the banging*
Mom: I think the Black Parot Cafe is on deck ten. We're on deck eleven.
Bob: Let's just take the stairs.
Sue: Hmmm… *is looking at the restaurant*
Bob: Isn't all that fried food unhealthy for you.
Mom: We're on vacation.
Random Food Critic: *glances at the menu and pales*
Kitchen: *sounds of food being fried coming from the kitchen*
Bob: Can't we just go to the that Caribbean restaurant I here is good?
Dad: We have reservations…
Bob:
Sue:
Mom: *forced smile*
Dad: *frowns*
Mom: *walks into the restaurant*
Everyone: *walka to a booth near the back and looks at the menu*
Dad: *
then
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Mom:
Bob:
Sue:
Waitor: What would you like?
To be continued…
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Mar 25, 2017 12:31:14 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:31:14 GMT
CHAPTER EIGHT PART TWO DINNER
Bob: *looks at the rather unappetizing menu* …can I have the…hmmm… 8+(
Sue: Ummm…could I have some Coke…and…and…a…
Mom: I'll have the shark steak and a salad…with…a diet Dr. Pepper. 8+(
Dad: And I will have the…ummm…stuffed lobster and seaweed toast. 8+(
Waitor: And what does the young lady want, eh?
Sue: What about the…salad…and…hmmm…that's all.
Bob: Can I have the seaweed salad with crutons and toasted seaweed toast? 8+(
Waitor: *writes it down* It will be ready shortly.
Everyone: *sits down to wait*
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Mar 25, 2017 12:33:51 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:33:51 GMT
CHAPTER EIGHT DINNER PART THREE
Waitor: *aproaches, bringing food*
Mom: Our food is here.
Waitor: *turnes right next to the table giving it to the people behind them that just arrived*
Bob: We must have already waited twenty minutes.
Dad: He's probably bringing it now.
Waitor: *turns away again*
*five minutes later*
Waitor: Here are your drinks.
Sue: *after waitor moves off* If we are just now getting our drinks them…
*ten minutes later*
Waitor: *gives dishes*
Bob: *looks at his seaweed salad with crutons and toasted seaweed toast* Ewwwwww… *pokes it with his fork* …It's swishy…
Sue: *glances at her seaweed salad distastfuly*
Mom: *hungrily chows down on her shark steak*
Dad: *picks at his stuffed lobster and seaweed toast.
Everyone but Mom: *pushes their plates away and waits for Mom to get done*
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Mar 25, 2017 12:37:06 GMT
-last edited on Mar 25, 2017 12:38:21 GMT by egorsmirnov
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 12:37:06 GMT
CHAPTER NINE THE LONG NIGHT
After "enjoying" their dinner, they went back to their room to go to sleep.
Bob: Good thing we didn't ride the elevator.
Sue: Oh. Here's our room.
Mom: *unlocks the door*
Dad: I call first shower!
Mom: Second!
Bob: Third!
Sue: *sighs* Fourth…
Sue: *feels the water when it's her turn only to have it be freezing*
When she gets out she finds that the only bed left is the sofa bed.
Sue: Hey! There is only one sheet and no pillows!
Bob: We were short one.
Mom: Sorry.
Sue:
Dad: Tonorrow night you can have Bob's pillow.
Bob:
Everyone: *goes to sleep…or so it appears*
Dad: *SNOREs so loudly everyone wakes up*
Sue: *pushes their bed into the hallway and closes the door*
To be continued…
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* fingers a scar from the steps.*
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