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Mar 24, 2017 20:56:15 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:56:15 GMT
Episode 5- scene 2
Crita and Golden entered the mall
"Ok, meet me in the mall cafe at 11:25." said Crita, walking away.
Golden walked around and spotted the computer shop.
"That's a place I could work at!" said Golden, as he walked into the computer shop.
"Hello, are you the manager?" asked Golden to a man wearing the shop uniform.
"Yes, what do you need?" asked the user.
"Do you have any job openings?" asked Golden.
"Yes, for the help desk." said the user.
"Ok, can I get an interview for that soon?" asked Golden.
"Yes, but you need to answer this question." said the user.
"Ok, what it is it?" said Golden.
"Do you know how to fix a hacked computer?" asked the user.
"Um, no." said Golden.
"Leave." said the user.
"Excuse me?" said Golden.
"Get out of my store. The near sight of you sickens me." said the user.
"Just because I don't know how to fix a hacked computer?" said Golden.
"Yes. No interview for you. Leave before I get the mall gaurds." said the user.
"Fine." said Golden, leaving.
"Getting kicked out just because I don't know how to fix a hacked computer." said Golden to himeslef, madly.
"I mean seriously, gonna get the mall guards on me... wait, that's it!" said Golden.
-commercial break-
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Mar 24, 2017 20:56:33 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:56:33 GMT
Epsiode 5- scene 3
"So, you find a job?" asked Crit, when they met at the mall cafe.
"Yep, I'm getting an interview for a mall gaurd!" replied Golden.
"Nice! So your gonna ridea around on those mall scooters and all that?" asked Crita.
"Yep, my interview is Tuesday! So, what are we getting to eat?" asked Golden.
"Chinese, it should be ready now!" said Crita.
"Well let's go pick it up, job searching is tiring!" said Golden.
"Yeah, walking around mall for about 15 is real tiring." said Crita, sarcasticly.
-credits roll as theme song plays-
Next time on life on the LMB street!:
Epsiode 6-
"Ok Zapty, you can come with me, just don't annoy anyone."
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Mar 24, 2017 20:56:58 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:56:58 GMT
Episode 6- The interview
-theme song plays-
Golden was sound asleep in his bed, when his alarm clock rang earlier than usual.
"Why did I set it to, THE INTERVIEW!" said Golden, leaping out of bed and getting dressed.
"How could I forget?" said Golden, as he got all of the paperwork he needed for the job interview.
He was about to get into his car, when he saw Zapty.
"Hello, neighbor! Why you rushing into car?" asked Zapty.
"I'm gonna be late for my mall gaurd job interview!" said Golden.
"Can I come with you? Me have day off from work!" said Zapty.
"Fine, Zapty, you can come with me. But don't annoy anyone!" said Golden.
"Okay, me try not annoy anyone!" said Zapty, getting into the car.
-commercial break-
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Mar 24, 2017 20:57:18 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:57:18 GMT
Episode 6- scene 2
Zapty and Golden parked and entered the mall guard station.
"Ok, Zapty, you wait here while I do the interview." said Golden, going into the chief's office.
Zapty spotted a man standing next to the door.
"Are you secretary?" asked Zapty.
"Yes I am." said the secretary.
"May I ask you questions?" asked Zapty.
"You certainly can!" said the secretary.
Meanwhile, Golden sat down in the chair in front of the chief's desk.
"Hello, you are here for the interview?" asked the chief.
"Yes, sir. Here is all the paperwork." said Golden, handing in the paperwork.
"So, your name is clbgolden10, or Golden for short." said the chief.
"That's my name, don't wear it out!" said Golden, but the chief showed no expression.
"Anywho, so the interview?" said Golden.
"Ah, yes. First question, have you ever been a policeman or something like it?" asked the chief.
"Well, I am Chase McCain in the city RP." said Golden.
"Chase McCain! Chase McCain!" said the chief.
"Yeah, that's what I said." said Golden.
"If you are Chase McCain you must have nice police skills, you got the job!" said the chief.
"Oh well thanks! But aren't their anymore questions?"
"No way, you must be a pretty good cop if your Chase McCain!" said the chief.
"Well okay, when's my first day?" asked Golden.
"Friday, see you then!" said the chief, as Golden left.
-commercial break-
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Mar 24, 2017 20:57:36 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:57:36 GMT
Epsiode 6- scene 3
Golden exited the chief's room, as he saw Zapty talking to the secretary.
"Do you have any dog or fish?" asked Zapty to the secretary.
"PLEASE STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!" said the secretary.
"Alright Zapty, lets go." said Golden.
"YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH!" said the secretary.
"I come back tomorrow to ask more questions!" said Zapty.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled the secretary.
-credits roll as theme song plays-
Next time on life on the LMB street:
Epsiode 7:
"I guess I'll go with you guys, all I have ti eat tonight is leftovers."
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Mar 24, 2017 20:57:59 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:57:59 GMT
Episode 7- Friday night out
Golden arrived from his first day of work.
"Hey, how was your first day of work?" asked Crita.
"Good." said Golden.
"So, the rest of us are going out to eat, wanna come?" asked Crita.
"I guess I'll come, all I have to eat tonight is leftovers." said Golden.
"Ok, were going to that new fancy restaurant, so get dressed!" said Crita.
Golden got in a button-up shirt with a tie, but not a suit jacket because it was getting washed.
He came and saw the other all dressed.
"I'm just wearing my comedian hut clothes." said m579, wearing a white button-up shirt, bow tie, and a vest.
"Me fancy!" said Zapty, wearing the same clothes as m579
"Like my tux? My suit jacket is in the wash though." said M4Jesus, wearing the same clothes as Golden.
"Same with me." said Golden.
Then, Crita came out with a blue dress.
"Nice!" said Golden.
"Well come on, lets go!" said Crita, as they all piled into her car.
-commercial break-
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Mar 24, 2017 20:58:33 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:58:33 GMT
Episode 7- scene 2
They all got out of car and into the restaurant.
"Hello gentlemen and lady, how may I help you?" asked the man at the desk in the restaurant.
"A table for eight, please!" said Crita.
"Ok follow me... wait!" said the man.
"What?" asked Golden.
"All gentlemen are required to wear a suit jacket." said the man.
"Well me and Zapty are wearing vests, does that count?" said Mikemac.
"No. Do not worry, you cn borrow one." said the man.
"What's the meaning of having the men wear a suit jacket if you have some to borrow?" said M4.
The man just sighed.
"Will you just take one?" said the man.
"Ok, ok." said Golden.
The man put out some black suit jackets, and they each got one, and were then seated to their table.
"Your waiter will be here soon." said man, leaving.
"My suit smell bad!" said Zapty.
"It's been used, so it will smell bad." said M4.
Soon, the waiter came over to the table, as Mikemac finished up a joke.
"And then the duck says, 'got any grapes?'" finished Mikemac, as they all started to laugh.
"Never gets old!" said Golden.
"Ah, you are the boss of that dimwitted comedian hut." said the waiter to Mikemac.
"Waht'd you just say?" said m579, getting up.
"This table is filled with commoners.
"What'd you just call us?" said Crita getting out her seat.
A mall cop, comedian, hotel worker, cucumber salesman, and zookeeper." said the waiter, as they all got up.
"That's it, were leaving!" said Crita.
"And your restaurant won't have a good review, I know who does the restaurant reviews!" said M4.
"Wait, no, I'm sorry!" said the waiter.
"Sorry don't pay the bills!" said Golden, as they stomped off, and dropped the suit jackets.
-commerical break-
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Mar 24, 2017 20:58:51 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:58:51 GMT
Epsiode 7- scene 3
"So where are going to eat now?" said Crita.
"I've got an idea where..." said Golden.
They all went to the T.G.I Fridays at the mall.
"Now this is a nice place!" said M4.
"Hello, I'll be your waitress today, may I get you a drink?" said the waitress.
"Rasberry lemonade!" said Golden.
"Orange soda!" said m579.
"Grape juice!" said Zapty.
"Sprite!" said Crita.
"Cucumber water!" said M4, as they all laughed.
-credits roll as theme song plays-
"Next time on life on the LMB street!"
Episode 8-
"Fine Zapty, I'll come with you to get your licenes. Just let me say my goodbyes."
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Mar 24, 2017 20:59:26 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:59:26 GMT
Epsiode 8- Zapty at drivers Ed
Golden was coming back from a walk with his dog, Bow.
"Hi Golden!" called out Zapty.
"Hey." said Golden, putting his dog back in it's doghouse.
"Will you come with to drivers ed?" said Zapty.
"Why me? Why didn't you ask the others?" said Golden.
"They say no because they say the last time they went with me, they nearly died." said Zapty.
When those words went through Golden's ears his eyes bucked.
"Well, uh," said Golden.
"Please?" said Zapty.
Then Golden thought of something.
"He said they nearly died. So I still kind have chance to live." thought Golden.
"So?" said Zapty.
"Ok Zapty, I'll come with you, just let me say my goodbyes, just in case." said Golden.
-commercial break-
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Mar 24, 2017 20:59:56 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 20:59:56 GMT
Epsisode 8- scene 2
Golden drove Zapty to drivers ed, then entered the building.
"Um hello, we are here for a drivers test." said Golden to the lady at the front desk.
"Oh, ok. You are here for Zapty?" said the lady.
"Yes." said Golden.
"Ok, you completed the apaer test last time you were here, right?" said the lady.
"Yes, that right!" said Zapty.
"Ok, now you have to take the drivers test, follow me." said the lady.
She took them outside and into a car.
"Ok, Zapty, you can start driving now." said the lady.
"Ok, time to drive!" said Zapty, driving out of the parking lot, slowly.
"Maybe he will be better this time." thought Golden, but he was wrong.
As soon as Zapty drove out the parking lot, the car shot off!
"Slow down, Zapty!" screamed Golden, buckling his seat belt.
"What? Go faster? Ok!" said Zapty, going over 75 mph.
"Hey! That guy is speeding!" said a cop, chasing after Zapty.
Zapty simply outran the cop, now going higher than 80 mph
"Are you nuts!" screamed Golden.
"Yes, I would like some nuts!" said Zapty.
They were then coming near a skate park.
"Ohh! A skate park!" said Zapty, driving towards the skate park.
"No Zapty, no!" screamed Golden.
Zapty went up a ramp as they flew into the air!
"DEAR LORD, TAKE THE WHEEL!" screamed Golden.
They then landed though the roof of the Drivers ED building.
-commercial break-
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Mar 24, 2017 21:00:19 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 21:00:19 GMT
Epsiode 8- scene 3
No one was standing under the place where the roof crash.
"I drive through roof!" said Zapty getting out of the car.
Golden then got out of the car, and fainted.
"So, I pass?" asked Zapty.
Golden woke up in his bed, with M4 and Zapty standing over him.
"You ok, Golden?" said M4.
"I think I am." said Golden, getting up.
"You like coming to drivers Ed with me?" said Zapty.
"I don't think you would like to know that answer." said Golden.
"And me failed driving test! I have to go test for lisences again! Will you come with again?" said Zapty.
After Golden heard that, he fainted again.
-credits roll as theme song plays-
"Next time on Life on the LMB street!"
Epsiode 9:
"These guys are not normal, they are just flat out boring!"
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Mar 24, 2017 21:04:26 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 21:04:26 GMT
Epsiode 9: A 'normal' dinner
Golden, m579, and Zapty were walking to Crita's house for the dinner she invited them too with her friends.
"Me hungry! Me can't wait to eat!" said Zapty.
They walked in to see three male users in tux's.
Before they could even get a word out, Crita pulled them aside.
"What?" said Golden.
"I need to tell you guys, these guys might be a little to boring and normal." said Crita.
"Don't worry, we should be able to handle them." said m579.
"Ok, just try to be normal around them." said Crita.
"Ok." said Golden.
"That meas no being too silly, Golden, no telling bad jokes, m579, and no being, well, you, Zapty." said Crita.
"I try!" said Zapty.
"And talking normal, like don't say 'sup' or something like that." said Crita.
"Uh, fine." said m579.
They all sat down around the table, as Crita put peas, potatoes, and chicken on the plates.
"Su-" said m579, about to say 'sup' untill Crita kicked him under the table.
Crita gave him a meanish look.
"I mean, how are you?" said m579.
"Good." said one of the users.
"So, what do you do for a living?" asked Golden.
"I'm a librarian." said one of the users.
"Cool." said m579.
"I work at a bank." said the other user.
"That's nice." said Golden.
"I work for the IRS!" said the last user.
"Uhhhhhh..." said Golden, m579, and Zapty.
Crita shoot another mean look to all of them.
"We mean that a good job!" said Zapty.
"What?" said the IRS user.
"This is going to be a long night..." muttered Golden under his breath.
-commerical break-
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Mar 24, 2017 21:04:46 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 21:04:46 GMT
Episode 9: scene 2
"So uh, what some hobbies?" asked m579.
"I like to read!" said the librarian.
"What books do you like?" asked Golden.
"101 ways to get ppl to be quiet in the library." said the librarian.
"That's, uh, cool!" lied Golden.
"I like to collect rare coins!" said the banker.
"And you don't sell them?" said m579.
The banker nodded.
"I like to tax ppl!" said the IRS worker.
"That, uh, cool!" lied Zapty.
"Uh, excuse us for a minute." said Golden, taking m579 and Zapty to the bathroom.
"What is it?" asked Mikemac.
"These ppl aren't normal, they are just flat out boring!" said Golden.
"That true! They too boring!" said Zapty.
"Well, I'm sure we can survive the last hour with these ppl." said Mikemac.
"We can try..." said Golden.
"Who am I kidding! I can't last another minute." said m579.
"Lets just try." said Golden.
"Fine." said m579, as they went back at the table.
The IRS worker started string at Golden.
"Any reason why your string me down?" asked Golden.
"You just look familiar..." said the IRS worker.
"No I don't!" said Golden.
"Yeah! Your the guy who didn't pay his taxes last month!" said the IRS worker.
"That was my, uh, evil twin brother! Silver!" said Golden.
"You think I'm gonna fall for that?"said the IRS worker.
"Bye!" said Golden running out.
"Hey, I know you too! You didn't turn in that overdue book!" said the librarian to Zapty.
"YOU NO PROOF OF ME!" yelled Zapty, running out.
"Ha! Can you believe those two?" said Mikemac.
"Wait! I know you as well! Your the guy who didn't pay off your bank loan!" said the banker.
"Coming, Golden!" said m579, running out.
-commerical break-
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Mar 24, 2017 21:05:03 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 21:05:03 GMT
Episode 9: scene 3
About an hour later, Golden, m579, and Zapty opened Crita's house door slowly.
"Are they gone?" whispered Golden.
"Yes." replied Crita.
"Yes, now we can finally finish our food with not being fined!" said m579, sitting at the table.
Zapty tried some peas, then spit it out.
"This food cold!" said Zapty.
"Well yeah, since you guys left for an hour." said Crita, handing each of them a sheet.
"What is this?" asked Golden.
"Fines that those guys had me hand out to you guys." said Crita.
"Aw come on! I thought we were off the hook!" said Mikemac.
"By the way, they're due by next week." said Crita.
All the boys groaned.
-credits roll as theme song play-
Next time on 'Life on the LMB street!'
Episode 10-
"So you got the egg, OUT OF AN INCUBATOR!"
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Mar 24, 2017 21:05:44 GMT
Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 24, 2017 21:05:44 GMT
Episode 10- The chick egg hunt
Crita approached Golden as he was coming back from a dog walk with Bow.
"Hey Crita, since your new in the neighborhood, want to host our Easter egg hunt?" said Crita.
"Sure, what do I do?" said Golden.
"Just get some eggs and hide them around the neighborhood by Saturday! The hunt is Sunday!" said Crita.
"That's all?" said Golden.
"Well, you do have to also host the hunt of course, but that's all!" said Crita.
"Well alright, that should be easy!" said Golden.
A few days later...
"Hey Golden, you got the eggs?" said Crita when Saturday came.
"Wha- I mean, pffft, yeah I did!" lied Golden.
"Ok, good, start hiding them around the neighborhood tonight!" said Crita.
"What am I going to do?" thought Golden.
Then Golden saw Zapty.
"Hey Zapty! I need some more eggs for our Easter egg hunt. Could you go to get some more for me?" said Golden.
"Sure, how many?" said Zapty.
"About... 30." said Golden.
"Ok!" said Zapty.
Zapty went out and bought some eggs, but he needed one more.
"I know! Me will go to get egg from Crita!" said Zapty, walking to Crita's house.
He went into Crita's house.
"Hey, Crita! Can me go get an egg for Golden? He need one more." said Zapty.
"Well sure!" said Crita.
Zapty was about to get one out of Crita's fridge, but then he saw an incubator full of 5 eggs.
"I one of this egg!" said Zapty, grabbing an egg out of the incubator and leaving.
-commercial break-
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