AUGH!! DUCK!! *swiftly dives behind coffee table, raises it sideways to block the barrage of flying Nerf gun bullets* Mayday, mayday!! Jonmbost , I need backup over here!!
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Army of narwhals suit up and grab a nerf gun* *Narwhals shoot nerf guns at you*
The second Harry Potter movie. *Makes fist* Don't even THINK about spoiling any of the movies for me! I've only seen the first movie, and I'll be waiting two years before I watch the rest! DON'T YOU DARE SPOIL IT!!!!! *HISSES*
I have seen them all.
That's my point, you've seen them all, I've only seen the first movie. NO SPOILERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Wa-but-!! *Sighs* *Walks over to a Star Bucks* I'll take. . .uh. . .a coffee. *Waits a few minuets* *Employee hands me my coffee* *I had over some money* *Walk back to the Coffee table* *Sits down* *Sips coffee* Better?
*swiftly dives behind coffee table, raises it sideways to block the barrage of flying Nerf gun bullets* Mayday, mayday!! 
