LegoBuilder
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Steward of Gondor, King Under the Mountain, and All-around Likable Person.
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Post by LegoBuilder on Apr 20, 2017 1:29:49 GMT
Welcome! *Unsheaths sword* *Lift head up very slightly* Why hello bun. Thank you Mr. Knight. *paws the ground* Thou darest to enter my labyrinth?
*puts head back down* Shhh. Don't blow my cover. *enters labyrinth dressed in awesome Samurai armor* I darest! Thou shalt feel the sting of my ABS plastic blade before the sun sets on this day, foul creature! *charges forward and trips on my shoelaces*
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Sam
Eternal Staff
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LEGO Message Boards Username: SamuelMorse-Brown
Favorite LEGO theme: Mindstorms & Star Wars
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Post by Sam on Apr 20, 2017 7:29:45 GMT
Welcome! *Unsheaths sword* *Lift head up very slightly* Why hello bun. Thank you Mr. Knight. *paws the ground* Thou darest to enter my labyrinth?
*puts head back down* Shhh. Don't blow my cover. Yes I do dare. *Put foot in it* K.
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LEGO Message Boards Username: SamuelMorse-Brown
Favorite LEGO theme: Mindstorms & Star Wars
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Post by Sam on Apr 20, 2017 7:30:40 GMT
Thank you Mr. Knight. *paws the ground* Thou darest to enter my labyrinth?
*puts head back down* Shhh. Don't blow my cover. *enters labyrinth dressed in awesome Samurai armor* I darest! Thou shalt feel the sting of my ABS plastic blade before the sun sets on this day, foul creature! *charges forward and trips on my shoelaces* Welcome.
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bun02
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Post by bun02 on Apr 20, 2017 15:08:07 GMT
Thank you Mr. Knight. *paws the ground* Thou darest to enter my labyrinth?
*puts head back down* Shhh. Don't blow my cover. *enters labyrinth dressed in awesome Samurai armor* I darest! Thou shalt feel the sting of my ABS plastic blade before the sun sets on this day, foul creature! *charges forward and trips on my shoelaces* Hahaha! Your inferior Samurai weapons cannot compare to the power of I, the queen of ancient Greek beasts!
*laughs at you just before heading toward you and running into a wall because I can't see out of the bull head*
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Post by bun02 on Apr 20, 2017 15:09:09 GMT
Thank you Mr. Knight. *paws the ground* Thou darest to enter my labyrinth?
*puts head back down* Shhh. Don't blow my cover. Yes I do dare. *Put foot in it* K. *your foot sinks into magical quicksand*
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Jade
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LEGO Message Boards Username: bubseylegoguy
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Post by Jade on Apr 21, 2017 1:41:33 GMT
*hits you with lance and knocks you off your horse* *Ducks and trips your horse up with my lance* xD *becomes Highland Battler* *throws shield at you like Captain America's Shield*
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Post by Sam on Apr 22, 2017 7:42:31 GMT
Yes I do dare. *Put foot in it* K. *your foot sinks into magical quicksand* *Scream and clings onto whilst wimpering*
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LEGO Message Boards Username: SamuelMorse-Brown
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Post by Sam on Apr 22, 2017 7:44:09 GMT
*Ducks and trips your horse up with my lance* xD *becomes Highland Battler* *throws shield at you like Captain America's Shield* *Stabs it with my sword* *Becomes Hadrian and builds a wall to separate England from Scotland*
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MockingbirdInc
Revolutionary Soldier
Posts: 15,279
LEGO Message Boards Username: MockingbirdInc
Favorite LEGO theme: The one with those ninja, I think.
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Post by MockingbirdInc on Apr 22, 2017 16:14:24 GMT
*is pushed out into Colosseum* Me: Wow. . . quod suus 'multus of populus. Vos scitis, ego Im 'etiam non certus sum quod vis ut faciam tibi. Post omnia, ego sum servus. Ego maybe pro could- {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Wow . . . that's a lot of people. You know, I'm not too sure I want to do this. After all, I'm just a slave. Maybe instead I could-} Gladiator Trainer: Egredere, et pugna Wimp arum. {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Get out there and fight, you little wimp.} *sees opponent* Me: O, ova belua hippopotamus editor. {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Ohhh, hippopotamus eggs.}
{(FOR MODS)} "Hippopotamus eggs" is not any type of innuendo. I'm not sure exactly HOW it would sound to insinuate something inappropriate, but just in case it would there you go.
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LEGO Message Boards Username: MockingbirdInc
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Post by MockingbirdInc on Apr 22, 2017 17:13:08 GMT
I made a Gladiator post, but now I'm a Roman Soldier.
Father: All right, son, now you're of age. That means you must burn all your playthings. Me: But I'm a TFOL, Dad! Father: No, son, this is the law. Now that you're of age, you must burn your toys. Me: U SHAL NEVAH DEFEET DIS TFOL I WIL CEEP MAH LEGO 4EVAH!!!!!!
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bun02
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Post by bun02 on Apr 23, 2017 3:56:52 GMT
*is pushed out into Colosseum* Me: Wow. . . quod suus 'multus of populus. Vos scitis, ego Im 'etiam non certus sum quod vis ut faciam tibi. Post omnia, ego sum servus. Ego maybe pro could- {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Wow . . . that's a lot of people. You know, I'm not too sure I want to do this. After all, I'm just a slave. Maybe instead I could-} Gladiator Trainer: Egredere, et pugna Wimp arum. {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Get out there and fight, you little wimp.} *sees opponent* Me: O, ova belua hippopotamus editor. {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Ohhh, hippopotamus eggs.}
{(FOR MODS)} "Hippopotamus eggs" is not any type of innuendo. I'm not sure exactly HOW it would sound to insinuate something inappropriate, but just in case it would there you go.
This is hilarious. And I never even thought to speak in our native languages, that's cool. Luckily since you're now a Roman Soldier you won't be forced to fight in the Colosseum. I'm going to try speaking in my native language, Greek (all the Greek is in black)...
"Χαιρετισμούς συναδέλφου χρήστη. Καλως ΗΡΘΑΤΕ. Δεν έχω ιδέα τι άλλο να πω, αλλά είναι τόσο δροσερό που πραγματικά μιλάω στα ελληνικά, έτσι αισθάνομαι σαν να πρέπει να συνεχίσω να μιλάω. Ωστόσο, βρήκα ότι δεν μπορώ, τόσο καλή μέρα σε σας και καλή τύχη στη μάχη.
P.S. Εσείς και εγώ δεν θα έχουμε κανένα πρόβλημα αν δεν εισβάλλετε στον λαβύρινθο μου. "
Translation:
"Greetings fellow user. Welcome. I have no idea what else to say, but it's so cool that I am actually speaking in Greek thus I feel as if I must continue talking. However, I have found I cannot, so good day to you and good luck in the battle.
P.S. You and I shall have no problems unless you invade my labyrinth. "
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MockingbirdInc
Revolutionary Soldier
Posts: 15,279
LEGO Message Boards Username: MockingbirdInc
Favorite LEGO theme: The one with those ninja, I think.
Previously on the LMBs?: Yes
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Post by MockingbirdInc on Apr 24, 2017 11:27:35 GMT
*is pushed out into Colosseum* Me: Wow. . . quod suus 'multus of populus. Vos scitis, ego Im 'etiam non certus sum quod vis ut faciam tibi. Post omnia, ego sum servus. Ego maybe pro could- {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Wow . . . that's a lot of people. You know, I'm not too sure I want to do this. After all, I'm just a slave. Maybe instead I could-} Gladiator Trainer: Egredere, et pugna Wimp arum. {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Get out there and fight, you little wimp.} *sees opponent* Me: O, ova belua hippopotamus editor. {ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Ohhh, hippopotamus eggs.}
{(FOR MODS)} "Hippopotamus eggs" is not any type of innuendo. I'm not sure exactly HOW it would sound to insinuate something inappropriate, but just in case it would there you go.
This is hilarious. And I never even thought to speak in our native languages, that's cool. Luckily since you're now a Roman Soldier you won't be forced to fight in the Colosseum. I'm going to try speaking in my native language, Greek (all the Greek is in black)...
"Χαιρετισμούς συναδέλφου χρήστη. Καλως ΗΡΘΑΤΕ. Δεν έχω ιδέα τι άλλο να πω, αλλά είναι τόσο δροσερό που πραγματικά μιλάω στα ελληνικά, έτσι αισθάνομαι σαν να πρέπει να συνεχίσω να μιλάω. Ωστόσο, βρήκα ότι δεν μπορώ, τόσο καλή μέρα σε σας και καλή τύχη στη μάχη.
P.S. Εσείς και εγώ δεν θα έχουμε κανένα πρόβλημα αν δεν εισβάλλετε στον λαβύρινθο μου. "
Translation:
"Greetings fellow user. Welcome. I have no idea what else to say, but it's so cool that I am actually speaking in Greek thus I feel as if I must continue talking. However, I have found I cannot, so good day to you and good luck in the battle.
P.S. You and I shall have no problems unless you invade my labyrinth. " *charges toward you with spear* MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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Post by bun02 on Apr 26, 2017 21:01:03 GMT
*charges toward you with spear* MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! *calmly presses button and you fall into a bottomless pit*
"Λοιπόν, αυτό φροντίζει."
Translation: "Well, that takes care of that."
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MockingbirdInc
Revolutionary Soldier
Posts: 15,279
LEGO Message Boards Username: MockingbirdInc
Favorite LEGO theme: The one with those ninja, I think.
Previously on the LMBs?: Yes
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Post by MockingbirdInc on Apr 27, 2017 11:40:35 GMT
*charges toward you with spear* MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! *calmly presses button and you fall into a bottomless pit*
"Λοιπόν, αυτό φροντίζει."
Translation: "Well, that takes care of that." *shouts for backup troops from below* Exspecta, Im 'non communis. Non exercities. [TRANSLATION: Wait, I'm not a general. I don't command armies.] *keeps falling* Heu, exspecta a minute. . . illud tale non est ut in abyssum? [TRANSLATION: Hey, wait a minute . . . there is no such thing as a bottomless pit!]
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Post by bun02 on Apr 27, 2017 15:26:44 GMT
*calmly presses button and you fall into a bottomless pit*
"Λοιπόν, αυτό φροντίζει."
Translation: "Well, that takes care of that." *shouts for backup troops from below* Exspecta, Im 'non communis. Non exercities. [TRANSLATION: Wait, I'm not a general. I don't command armies.] *keeps falling* Heu, exspecta a minute. . . illud tale non est ut in abyssum? [TRANSLATION: Hey, wait a minute . . . there is no such thing as a bottomless pit!] "Όχι, είσαι ο στρατός." Translation: "No, you are the army."
"Καταδικάστηκε, κατάλαβα!" Translation: "Curses, he figured it out!"
*you're suddenly propelled back out of the pit as it closes up underneath you*
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