*A Samurai officer comes up to you* Show me your permit.
“Oh? Well I’m sure I’ve got one for this bay... aha!” He digs through a pile of fur coats and produces a LETTER FROM THE EMPEROR. “This should suffice!” The note reads, “Your merchandise is essential to my empire. I can get you good deals on tea with our neighbors if you provide us with good deals on your oats.” The letter looks fabricated.
*Officer looks at letter, then turns to you* You have 10 seconds to vacate this area.
Er.... No. I don't even know how to. Why would I break your law? (This post and your last one made me laugh, just saying.)
Because you are clearly a criminal.
(Thanks. )
No, I am clearly not a criminal. I am a criminal MASTERMIND!!!! Oops... did I say that out loud? *hits you with the bagpipes* *runs* (Along with this one )
“Oh? Well I’m sure I’ve got one for this bay... aha!” He digs through a pile of fur coats and produces a LETTER FROM THE EMPEROR. “This should suffice!” The note reads, “Your merchandise is essential to my empire. I can get you good deals on tea with our neighbors if you provide us with good deals on your oats.” The letter looks fabricated.
*Officer looks at letter, then turns to you* You have 10 seconds to vacate this area.
-Hailstorm of arrows from trees becuase the forestmen are jerks.-
“Oh? Well I’m sure I’ve got one for this bay... aha!” He digs through a pile of fur coats and produces a LETTER FROM THE EMPEROR. “This should suffice!” The note reads, “Your merchandise is essential to my empire. I can get you good deals on tea with our neighbors if you provide us with good deals on your oats.” The letter looks fabricated.
*Officer looks at letter, then turns to you* You have 10 seconds to vacate this area.
The Viking backs up several feet. "Uh, okay." He sails back to his people to organize a raid.
No, I am clearly not a criminal. I am a criminal MASTERMIND!!!! Oops... did I say that out loud? *hits you with the bagpipes* *runs* (Along with this one )
*Officer looks at letter, then turns to you* You have 10 seconds to vacate this area.
The Viking backs up several feet. "Uh, okay." He sails back to his people to organize a raid.
I’d also like to point out that the Viking ways were abandoned and all the Vikings became Samurai. Those that didn’t comply were imprisoned in The Wall.
*Officer looks at letter, then turns to you* You have 10 seconds to vacate this area.
-Hailstorm of arrows from trees becuase the forestmen are jerks.-
”THEIR TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUARD!!!”
*The forestman see the ronin standing there. He speaks for the first time.* You have attacked my fellow samurai. This voids the alliance forged before. *The ronin starts chopping down the trees they are with one slice for each.*
No, I am clearly not a criminal. I am a criminal MASTERMIND!!!! Oops... did I say that out loud? *hits you with the bagpipes* *runs* (Along with this one )
-Hailstorm of arrows from trees becuase the forestmen are jerks.-
”THEIR TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUARD!!!”
*The forestman see the ronin standing there. He speaks for the first time.* You have attacked my fellow samurai. This voids the alliance forged before. *The ronin starts chopping down the trees they are with one slice for each.*
(OOC: Wait, there was an alliance? Null my move then. )
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