Yeah, in retrospect, I don't really have the right to gripe. It just felt miniscule by contrast.
Always remember, there are poor hungry kids somewhere. Yeah, you have six and she has nine . . . so miniscule. (Hey, I just realized, since I have three, that we make three, six, nine! I don't know why that made me so happy.)
*hears something sneeze* Bless you! ... wait. i'm home alone. *spins around to stare at venus fly trap* YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE YOUR BLATANT SENTIENCE
So, you just casually have a pet venus fly trap in your room?
Yes! His name is Floyd. He works for the government.
After the Dark Days, when activity in our beautiful city was little and the economy was down, I wondered if we'd ever meet again... But now there's a rush of familiar faces returning, and he is among them. O.O
Who's he?
auroramay! LordTigress! You brought the Modies down on us all!!! There'll be a formal inquiry!
*hears something sneeze* Bless you! ... wait. i'm home alone. *spins around to stare at venus fly trap* YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE YOUR BLATANT SENTIENCE
Time to get the giant shears, if you can get past the Venus Fly Trap first to get them.
Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!!
Yes! In fact, we will soon be going to war with the VSCO girls for the crimes against plasticism. They are a shameful breed.
Yes, exactly. VSCO girls don't realize plastic straws are sacred. They don't understand the true beauty of plastic.
Well, they're not intelligent enough to appreciate the glory of plastic. They deserve lives of metal straws and hydroflasks for their eternally regrettable ignorance.
That sounds very cool! I rely don't consider elves and such as aliens tho, so ya I get ya. Do you make up your own animals for your stories?
Thanks. Yeah, same. Well, not really... I actually haven't thought about animals in my story until you mentioned it... I'm not very good at making up animals. However, have you read The Wingfeather Saga? It's an AMAZING book series that I totally recommend reading and it's got nothing bad or unfit for any age in it so that makes it even more awesome. Well anyway, the author is super creative and he comes up with his own animals so much that he even has a creaturepedia for his fictional world. It's really funny.
So that'll be a no. Done by Andrew Peterson? They sound very cool. Oh if you're into animal dooks I suggest The Guardians of Ga' Hoole.
I wonder what the other ninja's last words would be? Well, Jay always said if he was gonna go down, he'd go down laughing, so maybe his last words would be "Hahahahahahaha!" ...wait, that's not funny. That's sad. I'm sad now. Don't die, Jay.
It just felt miniscule by contrast. 
Yeah, you have six and she has nine . . . so miniscule. (Hey, I just realized, since I have three, that we make three, six, nine! I don't know why that made me so happy.)![[derp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/YqNTPqyQUocVMYXZgUAI.png)
He works for the government. 
In fact, we will soon be going to war with the VSCO girls for the crimes against plasticism. They are a shameful breed. 
They don't understand the true beauty of plastic. 
