Ah yes, bring back the JON puns, we must! I've been, well, gone, and also really busy with skoolz (five AP courses and two community college courses, plus whatever else my mom cooked up, isn't easy, let me tell you. And that's not to mention the two sports and chess club and speech and debate . . . the reason I'm here is a lot of it has been cancelled.)
Ah, okay. I really hope you JON stay.
Ah, okay, indeed. I really hope that I can. (That JONe was stretching it, and so is mine )
WHAT HAPPENED HOW ARE YOU WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING HAVE YOU EATEN
I'll answer these backwards:
I DO EAT A LOT, EXCEPT FOR OUR DAYS OF PRAYER AND FASTING I HAVE BEEN DOING SO MUCH EXCEPT NOW I'M DOING BASICALLY NOTHING (well, planting a big garden and playing the piano constantly, as well as a bunch of school) I AM OKAY BUT ALSO NOT BECAUSE I KIND OF JUST RE-BROKE MY FOOT (if you remember that from five years ago) AND THIS QUESTION IS HARD TO ANSWER BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA (but my life kind of exploded, so that was nice)
GOOD TO KNOW CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD SO I'LL JUST APPLAUD YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS OH MY, WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? (How remarkable, my life kind of exploded, too, it's been absolutely insane and slightly traumatic. )
I DO EAT A LOT, EXCEPT FOR OUR DAYS OF PRAYER AND FASTING I HAVE BEEN DOING SO MUCH EXCEPT NOW I'M DOING BASICALLY NOTHING (well, planting a big garden and playing the piano constantly, as well as a bunch of school) I AM OKAY BUT ALSO NOT BECAUSE I KIND OF JUST RE-BROKE MY FOOT (if you remember that from five years ago) AND THIS QUESTION IS HARD TO ANSWER BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA (but my life kind of exploded, so that was nice)
GOOD TO KNOW CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD SO I'LL JUST APPLAUD YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS OH MY, WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? (How remarkable, my life kind of exploded, too, it's been absolutely insane and slightly traumatic. )
YEAH, EATING IS IMPORTANT, BUT SO ARE PRAYER AND FASTING IT'S BOTH SO THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPLAUSE AND YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION WHAT DID I BREAK MY FOOT FOR? Well, I'll have to stop yelling for this one, but basically I decided I'd be that full-time insane runner person that everyone doesn't like, and apparently running six miles every day on a foot that was broken five years ago and not reset right sometimes can lead to problems. (It's just a stress fracture this time, so not as bad as before, but I still have to stop running for AT LEAST FOUR WEEKS. AGH AND NOW I'M YELLING AGAIN) (Wow, we're just like twins. Just, you're a year or two older or something. Anyway, I hope you're okay too, and it seems you stayed a bit more active than I did. I was going to say I hope you didn't have to move, but that's kind of usual, isn't it?)
Are you sure that you JON't think of another one? yes i'm a cheap comedy dude
Well now, you just stole my same pun, didn't you? I JON't think that's very good manners and yes, now I used the same pun, but it's okay this time because it's for a different word.
Are you sure that you JON't think of another one? yes i'm a cheap comedy dude
Well now, you just stole my same pun, didn't you? I JON't think that's very good manners and yes, now I used the same pun, but it's okay this time because it's for a different word.
I JON't understand. Are you accusing me of stealing?
Well now, you just stole my same pun, didn't you? I JON't think that's very good manners and yes, now I used the same pun, but it's okay this time because it's for a different word.
I JON't understand. Are you accusing me of stealing?
Maybe so, maybe JNOt. (Wow, that one really doesn't work. I'm getting desperate )
I've been, well, gone, and also really busy with skoolz (five AP courses and two community college courses, plus whatever else my mom cooked up, isn't easy, let me tell you. And that's not to mention the two sports and chess club and speech and debate . . . the reason I'm here is a lot of it has been cancelled.)
I really hope you JON stay. 
I really hope that I can. (That JONe was stretching it, and so is mine 
Goodbye LMBs...
I'm JONping for joy now. 
I was going to say I hope you didn't have to move, but that's kind of usual, isn't it?)
Ya, it's crazy how costly electronics and stuff like that can be. 