*grabs a giant marshmallow and uses it as a shield, then sticks it in canon and launches it at your head which is poking out from behind the table, with the taco shells now large spikes poking out of the marshmallow* *grabs bean grenade and throws it at the table, exploding and knocking the table aside* I got you now! *squirts all types of hot sauces at you*
*Moves head out of the way* *Summons an ice shield to protect me from everything else* Actually, I don't think so. *Uses triangular chips as cards and throws them at you like ninja stars* Dodge that.
A massive beast appeared in the room. While everyone was fighting, a giant gummy bear stomped its way in. fantasius had summoned it to battle.
The bear was unthinkably large. So large that it put fear into the heart of a giant gummy worm. It didn't seem possible to beat.
The bear roared at all of the fighters. Then, it saw thefirstdecade, lying on the floor, weakened. Then it grabbed him and inserted him into his mouth.
OOC: Yes, I haven't been here in a long time. And what happened was rather strange.
*Lobs my Ham n' Cheese Breifcase bomb in it's gummyness and activates it, all anime like with a whole bunch of screaming and dramatic action*
*The bomb exploded inside the gummy-bear, defeating it with wrong foods to keep it alive and it melted away in the explosion.*
IC: fantasius could not believe what was happening. His gummy bear could not have been so easily defeated. Still, he had not lost the battle.
fantasius pulled out OPscalibur and struck the destroyed gummy bear with lightning. As he did this, the wrong foods were mixed with the gummy bear to create something more destructive.
The gummy bear was alive again, but it had changed. It was bigger, stronger, nigh-impervious to damage. It was mutated. That Ham n' Cheese briefcase bomb would have minimal effect against this creature.
fantasius decided it wasn't worth fighting. He teleported immediately to a secret place nobody knew about. He would watch the battle from there.
The gummy bear grabbed batonmaster and ate him. Then it turned to face thefirstdecade.
OOC: I'm afraid I'm not going to be posting here for a long time, so when you make your move, you'll have to be very patient until I return. (This is because I won't have Internet for less than a week.)
*Lobs my Ham n' Cheese Breifcase bomb in it's gummyness and activates it, all anime like with a whole bunch of screaming and dramatic action*
*The bomb exploded inside the gummy-bear, defeating it with wrong foods to keep it alive and it melted away in the explosion.*
IC: fantasius could not believe what was happening. His gummy bear could not have been so easily defeated. Still, he had not lost the battle.
fantasius pulled out OPscalibur and struck the destroyed gummy bear with lightning. As he did this, the wrong foods were mixed with the gummy bear to create something more destructive.
The gummy bear was alive again, but it had changed. It was bigger, stronger, nigh-impervious to damage. It was mutated. That Ham n' Cheese briefcase bomb would have minimal effect against this creature.
fantasius decided it wasn't worth fighting. He teleported immediately to a secret place nobody knew about. He would watch the battle from there.
The gummy bear grabbed batonmaster and ate him. Then it turned to face thefirstdecade.
OOC: I'm afraid I'm not going to be posting here for a long time, so when you make your move, you'll have to be very patient until I return. (This is because I won't have Internet for less than a week.)
*i hack my way out with my twix battleaxe and jump down* *i then start running around one of it's legs and cutting it*
*Moves head out of the way* *Summons an ice shield to protect me from everything else* Actually, I don't think so. *Uses triangular chips as cards and throws them at you like ninja stars* Dodge that.
Hey, Titan, did you see this post?
OOC: Oops, must've skipped right over it!!! Sorry! xP
IC: Alrighty! *pulls out large Jammie Dodgercookie and uses it as a shield* I really dodgedthat! OOC: I had so much fun making that pun you have no idea.
IC: *pulls out scolding hot cup of tea and crumpets and throws them all at you* *the crumpets are heat seeking and lock onto your location* *the tea is just a hot cup of chamomile tea*
IC: fantasius could not believe what was happening. His gummy bear could not have been so easily defeated. Still, he had not lost the battle.
fantasius pulled out OPscalibur and struck the destroyed gummy bear with lightning. As he did this, the wrong foods were mixed with the gummy bear to create something more destructive.
The gummy bear was alive again, but it had changed. It was bigger, stronger, nigh-impervious to damage. It was mutated. That Ham n' Cheese briefcase bomb would have minimal effect against this creature.
fantasius decided it wasn't worth fighting. He teleported immediately to a secret place nobody knew about. He would watch the battle from there.
The gummy bear grabbed batonmaster and ate him. Then it turned to face thefirstdecade.
OOC: I'm afraid I'm not going to be posting here for a long time, so when you make your move, you'll have to be very patient until I return. (This is because I won't have Internet for less than a week.)
*i hack my way out with my twix battleaxe and jump down* *i then start running around one of it's legs and cutting it*
IC: *pulls out a hot sauce flamethrower and lights the bear up* Literally no food can withstand fire, it's impossible.
OOC: Oh, have fun doing whatever you're doing without wifi!
IC: fantasius could not believe what was happening. His gummy bear could not have been so easily defeated. Still, he had not lost the battle.
fantasius pulled out OPscalibur and struck the destroyed gummy bear with lightning. As he did this, the wrong foods were mixed with the gummy bear to create something more destructive.
The gummy bear was alive again, but it had changed. It was bigger, stronger, nigh-impervious to damage. It was mutated. That Ham n' Cheese briefcase bomb would have minimal effect against this creature.
fantasius decided it wasn't worth fighting. He teleported immediately to a secret place nobody knew about. He would watch the battle from there.
The gummy bear grabbed batonmaster and ate him. Then it turned to face thefirstdecade.
OOC: I'm afraid I'm not going to be posting here for a long time, so when you make your move, you'll have to be very patient until I return. (This is because I won't have Internet for less than a week.)
*i hack my way out with my twix battleaxe and jump down* *i then start running around one of it's legs and cutting it*
Yo batonmaster, need tome George Foreman pressure cooker bombs filled with hamburgers? Got them right here for ya! Mind joining the Counter Food Terrorists Food Bomb Squad?
*i hack my way out with my twix battleaxe and jump down* *i then start running around one of it's legs and cutting it*
Yo batonmaster, need tome George Foreman pressure cooker bombs filled with hamburgers? Got them right here for ya! Mind joining the Counter Food Terrorists Food Bomb Squad?
OOC: Oops, must've skipped right over it!!! Sorry! xP
IC: Alrighty! *pulls out large Jammie Dodgercookie and uses it as a shield* I really dodgedthat! OOC: I had so much fun making that pun you have no idea.
IC: *pulls out scolding hot cup of tea and crumpets and throws them all at you* *the crumpets are heat seeking and lock onto your location* *the tea is just a hot cup of chamomile tea*
Um, is it too late to improvise? *Summons another ice shield on the other side of me (the ice shields are half spheres)* *Uses icing to glue the shield together* *Uses another turn just to mock the crumpets* Na-nana-na-na, you can't get me!
Yo batonmaster, need tome George Foreman pressure cooker bombs filled with hamburgers? Got them right here for ya! Mind joining the Counter Food Terrorists Food Bomb Squad?
eh, no thanks.
Come in! You know you wann lob explosive food at the worm!
OOC: Oops, must've skipped right over it!!! Sorry! xP
IC: Alrighty! *pulls out large Jammie Dodgercookie and uses it as a shield* I really dodgedthat! OOC: I had so much fun making that pun you have no idea.
IC: *pulls out scolding hot cup of tea and crumpets and throws them all at you* *the crumpets are heat seeking and lock onto your location* *the tea is just a hot cup of chamomile tea*
Um, is it too late to improvise? *Summons another ice shield on the other side of me (the ice shields are half spheres)* *Uses icing to glue the shield together* *Uses another turn just to mock the crumpets* Na-nana-na-na, you can't get me!
Um, is it too late to improvise? *Summons another ice shield on the other side of me (the ice shields are half spheres)* *Uses icing to glue the shield together* *Uses another turn just to mock the crumpets* Na-nana-na-na, you can't get me!
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