Apr 20, 2017 10:43:58 GMT
Post by Hugh-Z on Apr 20, 2017 10:43:58 GMT
Wait, Tibet is still a thing? What next? We get EATEN!
*The plane breaks and we fall onto a hill of snow, we start roling down it and finish off at the doorstep of the rich family, dizzy, frozen, wrapped up, and covered in frozen chocolate*
I knooooow!
*Sobs quietly t myself*
Think. If we're noisy, they'll eat us. If we're quiet, we will be cryogenically frozen.
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Apr 20, 2017 11:50:01 GMT
Post by batonmaster500 on Apr 20, 2017 11:50:01 GMT
... just no
*slices it up with a twix rapier then throws a few kit kat throwing knives at you*
Why no?
*Covers you in dough and it sets*
because... *melts it with 2 pepper knives and then throws them at you*
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Apr 20, 2017 13:38:06 GMT
Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Apr 20, 2017 13:38:06 GMT
*Eats it*
*Protects myself with a cabbage shield*
*The grenade explodes*
*Shoots a carrot RPG at it*
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Post by Agent-Williams on Apr 21, 2017 0:55:14 GMT
This I will join
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Post by Jade on Apr 21, 2017 1:50:24 GMT
*wraps seaweed around you*
*Is a neatly wrapped seaweed maniac now*
*locks you in a to-go box*
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Post by Sam on Apr 22, 2017 7:14:14 GMT
*The plane breaks and we fall onto a hill of snow, we start roling down it and finish off at the doorstep of the rich family, dizzy, frozen, wrapped up, and covered in frozen chocolate*
I knooooow!
*Sobs quietly t myself*
Think. If we're noisy, they'll eat us. If we're quiet, we will be cryogenically frozen.
Realy!?
YA-shhh...
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Post by Sam on Apr 22, 2017 7:15:38 GMT
Why no?
*Covers you in dough and it sets*
because... *melts it with 2 pepper knives and then throws them at you*
*Heat makes it set faster*
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Post by Sam on Apr 22, 2017 7:17:11 GMT
*Protects myself with a cabbage shield*
*The grenade explodes*
*Shoots a carrot RPG at it*
*Dodges them and throws a jelly bomb at you, encasing you in jelly*
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Post by Sam on Apr 22, 2017 7:18:21 GMT
*Is a neatly wrapped seaweed maniac now*
*locks you in a to-go box*
*Is wondering what is going to happen to me now*
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Post by Sam on Apr 22, 2017 7:19:32 GMT
Welcome!
*Emties a packet of skittles down the back of your shirt*
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Apr 22, 2017 16:48:22 GMT
Post by MockingbirdInc on Apr 22, 2017 16:48:22 GMT
*throws a handful of jell-o to your face* BULL'S-EYE!
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Apr 22, 2017 23:58:44 GMT
Post by Agent-Williams on Apr 22, 2017 23:58:44 GMT
*Is a neatly wrapped seaweed maniac now*
*locks you in a to-go box*
*throws cheese wheels at you*
*get a full potato shooter*
*let's it rip*
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Apr 23, 2017 13:16:03 GMT
Post by batonmaster500 on Apr 23, 2017 13:16:03 GMT
because... *melts it with 2 pepper knives and then throws them at you*
*Heat makes it set faster*
ok then... *freezes it until it breaks* *the pepper knives burn your feet because you didn't dodge them*
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Apr 23, 2017 15:51:51 GMT
Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Apr 23, 2017 15:51:51 GMT
*Shoots a carrot RPG at it*
*Dodges them and throws a jelly bomb at you, encasing you in jelly*
*Carves my way out with a butter knife and flings some butter at you*
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Apr 26, 2017 21:30:48 GMT
Post by Sam on Apr 26, 2017 21:30:48 GMT
*Heat makes it set faster*
ok then... *freezes it until it breaks* *the pepper knives burn your feet because you didn't dodge them*
*I'm protecting my feet with rock candy and they bounce back at you*
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*Sobs quietly t myself* 
*slices it up with a twix rapier then throws a few kit kat throwing knives at you*
YA-shhh... 
*Emties a packet of skittles down the back of your shirt* 
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