It probably would, I got cut just from holding it. *dodges your swings and sprays you with SlushieSprayerTM*
No grip? You should have just stuck it in a coconut and held that:S:P. *takes out a hamburger bun top to block the slushie* *charges you bun first until I hit you and knock you over*
Ingenious idea, Diglett. *sticks it in a coconut* *falls over* How dare you attack me with something that I am named after! *charges you with giant piece of lettuce*
{JAMMERS! -Samuel Morse- ONLY!} I'm dead, remember? I was just saying that because so many of you have been swallowing things whole that by now you should have had a belly ache.
{JAMMERS! -Batonmaster- ONLY!} Most everyone has been swallowing food thown at them whole, so by now they should have had a bellyache. That's all I was doing.
{JAMMERS! -Batonmaster- ONLY!} Most everyone has been swallowing food thown at them whole, so by now they should have had a bellyache. That's all I was doing.
No grip? You should have just stuck it in a coconut and held that:S:P. *takes out a hamburger bun top to block the slushie* *charges you bun first until I hit you and knock you over*
Ingenious idea, Diglett. *sticks it in a coconut* *falls over* How dare you attack me with something that I am named after! *charges you with giant piece of lettuce*
LETTUCE:S? What's that gonna do, it's so floppy:S:P! *rips the lettuce in half with my hands and swings the bun at you again*
~l)~/\/~/-\~ The tie between real life and legos is imagination .
{JAMMERS! -Samuel Morse- ONLY!}I'm dead, remember? I was just saying that because so many of you have been swallowing things whole that by now you should have had a belly ache.
*pulls out a twix battleaxe and slashes at your snickers shield*
*catches it with a baseball mitt and throws it back*
*Makes twix catapult and rapidly fires malteasers at you* *Catches it and eats it* :
are you fighting twix with twix on purpose? *builds another twix catapult and rapidly fires whoppers at you* *throws some more Kit Kat throwing knives at you*
It makes sense though, so you can't undo it. 
Sig by Sam
Ingenious idea, Diglett. *sticks it in a coconut* 
*charges you with giant piece of lettuce* 
