Goatie finished his drink. He put his straw down and walked over to the fortress wall. He called up to one of the soldiers: 'Hey, are any of 'The Band' here?'
Jednook was slurping away at the pond, throat feathers dripping water.
"Almost everyone has gone to fight the war in the south."
Goatie and Jednook set about collecting things to take with them; Jednook ripped a large roast boar from a campfire (circled by some outraged soldiers), showing it to his master with wings flapping proudly. Goatie eyed the roast boar. He opened his satchel and took out three big rubies. Giving them to the soldiers he said: 'How's that for an exchange?'
Goatie and Jednook set about collecting things to take with them; Jednook ripped a large roast boar from a campfire (circled by some outraged soldiers), showing it to his master with wings flapping proudly. Goatie eyed the roast boar. He opened his satchel and took out three big rubies. Giving them to the soldiers he said: 'How's that for an exchange?'
The soldiers shrug and go look for something else to eat.
Goatie was carrying a mountain of big LEGO Adventure packs. He'd filled them with anything he could find - food, knives, leather water bottles, hot water bottles, food, clothes, armour, more food, even more food . . .
Jednook gave a squawk as all this kit was plopped onto his back, topped with the roast boar and a couple of barrels of salted beef.
Goatie rummaged through the weaponry corner of the fortress. A dazzling glint caught his eye, and he dug out a broadsword with a shining bronze handle.
Goatie was carrying a mountain of big LEGO Adventure packs. He'd filled them with anything he could find - food, knives, leather water bottles, hot water bottles, food, clothes, armour, more food, even more food . . .
Jednook gave a squawk as all this kit was plopped onto his back, topped with the roast boar and a couple of barrels of salted beef.
Goatie rummaged through the weaponry corner of the fortress. A dazzling glint caught his eye, and he dug out a broadsword with a shining bronze handle.
The soldiers watch him filling up on supplies, but don't say anything.
Goatie was carrying a mountain of big LEGO Adventure packs. He'd filled them with anything he could find - food, knives, leather water bottles, hot water bottles, food, clothes, armour, more food, even more food . . .
Jednook gave a squawk as all this kit was plopped onto his back, topped with the roast boar and a couple of barrels of salted beef.
Goatie rummaged through the weaponry corner of the fortress. A dazzling glint caught his eye, and he dug out a broadsword with a shining bronze handle.
The soldiers watch him filling up on supplies, but don't say anything.
Goatie turned to the soldiers. 'Right, where's this war then, please?'
