*A Pit Droid aims snowball cannon towards your side of the ring, but loses balance and trips, launching the snowball upwards where it later comes back down and falls on top of him.*
Very well, aim! Sno-
*Large snowball crashes into me. Three of the pit droids immediately point to each other, blaming one another for the accidental misfire of an even bigger replacement snow cannon.*
{JAMS For Everyone} It's perfect... Also, sorry for the late reply. Although the 3 day celebration is over, Star Wars is celebrating 50 years so another excuse to keep going I guess.
*I begin making snowballs and target the droids, since targeting you seems a bit unfair in your current condition*
*meanwhile, the barrel of another cannon peeks out from the snow...*
{Everyone jammers} Well I've forgotten how it goes from there. No worries, I've had times where I've waited for weeks for a reply.
*Finally manages to poke head out, and while spitting out snow a KX-series Security Droid lifts me up and props me on their shoulder, handing me a snowball launcher.*
{Everyone jammers} Well I've forgotten how it goes from there. No worries, I've had times where I've waited for weeks for a reply.
*Finally manages to poke head out, and while spitting out snow a KX-series Security Droid lifts me up and props me on their shoulder, handing me a snowball launcher.*
Onward!!! Pew Pew Pew....
*I now throw some snowballs at you as well, but the amount of snowballs I'm receiving slows me down somewhat*
*then, the cannon buried in the snow turns and begins firing at me*
*Finally manages to poke head out, and while spitting out snow a KX-series Security Droid lifts me up and props me on their shoulder, handing me a snowball launcher.*
Onward!!! Pew Pew Pew....
*I now throw some snowballs at you as well, but the amount of snowballs I'm receiving slows me down somewhat*
*then, the cannon buried in the snow turns and begins firing at me*
*As I pick up another snowball, I notice it has turned to slush. Suddenly all the snow in the room begins to melt, the snow cannons jam up and finally a squadron of Sandtroopers arrive in the midst of a flooded room. Their leader steps forward carrying a note.*
Commander Sand: So, I'm not going to mince any words hear but we were called in to fix an ac problem and one of our guys turned out to be a complete noob and cut a few *receives an elbow to the ribs from another Trooper* okay a lot of the wrong wires. Uh...so maybe you're looking at least 5,000 credits...maybe more...
*I stand in front of him completely drenched and raise my hand.*
Nothing but a small set back. *Pulls out an inflatable beach ball from pocket.* It will be Summer soon, no?
*The 5 Pit Droids & 2 Security Droids proceed to inflate a large mound of inflatable pool toys while I stand in the corner whispering to the Sandtrooper.*
*I now throw some snowballs at you as well, but the amount of snowballs I'm receiving slows me down somewhat*
*then, the cannon buried in the snow turns and begins firing at me*
*As I pick up another snowball, I notice it has turned to slush. Suddenly all the snow in the room begins to melt, the snow cannons jam up and finally a squadron of Sandtroopers arrive in the midst of a flooded room. Their leader steps forward carrying a note.*
Commander Sand: So, I'm not going to mince any words hear but we were called in to fix an ac problem and one of our guys turned out to be a complete noob and cut a few *receives an elbow to the ribs from another Trooper* okay a lot of the wrong wires. Uh...so maybe you're looking at least 5,000 credits...maybe more...
*I stand in front of him completely drenched and raise my hand.*
Nothing but a small set back. *Pulls out an inflatable beach ball from pocket.* It will be Summer soon, no?
*The 5 Pit Droids & 2 Security Droids proceed to inflate a large mound of inflatable pool toys while I stand in the corner whispering to the Sandtrooper.*
You know this is coming out of your pay...
*the melting of the snow reveals that the buried cannon was being operated by a pair of white Minecraft sheep. They quickly hurry away*
Also, sorry for the late reply. Although the 3 day celebration is over, Star Wars is celebrating 50 years so another excuse to keep going I guess. 
Also, sorry for the late reply. Although the 3 day celebration is over, Star Wars is celebrating 50 years so another excuse to keep going I guess. 
Let the celebrations commence!
Let the celebrations commence!