Post by Qui on Dec 7, 2023 1:56:21 GMT
I heard there was a Christmas party! I brought snacks! *little gnome runs past me* WHAT. DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT. WHAT WAS THAT?
I have a name.
Sogel van GNOME???
I can't believe I had the same awful signature for nearly 8 years.
Post by Sogel Van Rome on Dec 7, 2023 7:25:56 GMT
I have a name.
Sogel van GNOME???
I hope you know I read this in the voice of Dr Doofenschmirtz
Post by Shamrock on Dec 7, 2023 17:17:47 GMT
*places bricks under the legs of a table to lift it out of reach of gnomes/leprechauns/sheep/etc.* Try them on here!
*The pigeons watch intently*
*I stare intently back at them*
I drink tea.
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Post by Shamrock on Dec 7, 2023 17:18:33 GMT
*A former green sheep colonel by the name of Mandarin starts singing out instructions to organise the work faster*
*Tangerine hums along*
*Her and the pigeons use the instructions to work more efficiently*
*As the wall is just about finished, Colonel Mandarin shifts her attention to helping fit a new door*
I drink tea.
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Post by HannahDash on Dec 8, 2023 0:02:46 GMT
*The pigeons watch intently*
*I stare intently back at them*
*They start making goofy faces*
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Post by HannahDash on Dec 8, 2023 0:03:01 GMT
*Tangerine hums along*
*Her and the pigeons use the instructions to work more efficiently*
*As the wall is just about finished, Colonel Mandarin shifts her attention to helping fit a new door*
*The pigeons position the hinges*
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Dec 10, 2023 19:41:07 GMT
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Dec 10, 2023 19:41:07 GMT
* T h e s o f t t h u m p o f w o o d m e e t i n g w o o d e c h o e s i n t h e w e e h o u r s o f t h e m o r n . S c r a t c h i n g . . . c r e a k i n g . A w o o d e n t o y , a c u b e o f b i r c h p a i n t e d w i t h r e d a n d g r e e n a c c e n t s , f e a t u r i n g o n e l e t t e r o f X , M , A , S , o n e a c h s i d e . I t s p i n s , t w i r l i n g a b a l l e t , a s t h e c l i c k i n g o f g e a r s m e r g e s w i t h t h e h u m o f a n e n g i n e , p l a y i n g w i t h t h e s t e a d f a s t w h i s t l e o f a s t e a m p i p e a w o k e n b y a f i r e .
A s t h e o r c h e s t r a o f t h i n g s s i n g s i t t u n e , t h e w o o d e n c u b e f a l l s o v e r , b u t b e f o r e i t l a n d s w i t h a f i n a l c r e s c e n d o , a h a n d c a t c h e s i t , s h e a t h e d i n c l a s s i c s i l k , g e n t l y r a i s i n g i t u p w a r d , a n d w i t h a n t u r n , s e t s t h e s p i n o n c e a g a i n . A v o i c e , s y n t h e t i c i n n a t u r e , g r u f f , m i r r o r i n g t h e c r u n c h i n g o f g e a r s , s p e a k s i n t o t h e d i m l y l i t t u n n e l , t h e d a w n s t r u g g l i n g t o s h i n e t h r o u g h t h e s l i t s a s a n i c i c l e s h a t t e r s o n t o t h e m e t a l f l o o r . *
" T h e C a p t a i n a w a i t s t h e n e x t p l a y . "
(I'm feeling it. For old times sake.)
Dec 12, 2023 21:04:19 GMT
Post by Shamrock on Dec 12, 2023 21:04:19 GMT
*I stare intently back at them*
*They start making goofy faces*
*I morph into my new avatar*
I drink tea.
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Dec 12, 2023 21:05:01 GMT
Post by Shamrock on Dec 12, 2023 21:05:01 GMT
*As the wall is just about finished, Colonel Mandarin shifts her attention to helping fit a new door*
*The pigeons position the hinges*
*Mandarin climbs out of the digger, picks up a screwdriver and starts fixing the hinges to the doorframe*
I drink tea.
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Post by HannahDash on Dec 13, 2023 1:38:52 GMT
*They start making goofy faces*
*I morph into my new avatar*
*Cats are problematic, so they keep their distance*
*They now notice the defector pigeons helping fix up the place...*
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Post by HannahDash on Dec 13, 2023 1:39:30 GMT
*The pigeons position the hinges*
*Mandarin climbs out of the digger, picks up a screwdriver and starts fixing the hinges to the doorframe*
*The pigeons notice the other pigeons staring at them* "Wanna help?"
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Dec 13, 2023 10:02:36 GMT
Post by Sweets on Dec 13, 2023 10:02:36 GMT
I heard there was a Christmas party! I brought snacks! *little gnome runs past me* WHAT. DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT. WHAT WAS THAT?
Was it a leprechaun??
Oh no - we ain’t doing this again
Dec 13, 2023 10:12:48 GMT
Post by Sweets on Dec 13, 2023 10:12:48 GMT
I heard there was a Christmas party! I brought snacks! *little gnome runs past me* WHAT. DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT. WHAT WAS THAT?
*places bricks under the legs of a table to lift it out of reach of gnomes/leprechauns/sheep/etc.* Try them on here!
Oh perfect! A height advantage from the evil creatures! Good idea! *stands on table*
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Dec 14, 2023 15:52:58 GMT
Post by Shamrock on Dec 14, 2023 15:52:58 GMT
*I morph into my new avatar*
*Cats are problematic, so they keep their distance*
*They now notice the defector pigeons helping fix up the place...*
*I pause, unsure which pigeons to pounce on*
I drink tea.
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Dec 14, 2023 15:54:08 GMT
Post by Shamrock on Dec 14, 2023 15:54:08 GMT
*Mandarin climbs out of the digger, picks up a screwdriver and starts fixing the hinges to the doorframe*
*The pigeons notice the other pigeons staring at them* "Wanna help?"
*The LiC's grandaughter is confused by the two groups of pigeons, so she grabs a can of spray paint and turns the Wall Reconstruction Committee pigeons bright blue*
I drink tea.
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