"It's only been like an hour since we got here." *the other sheep nod in agreement*
*they then have to scramble to avoid the lasers*
Content at how the skirmish was going, the Captain is about to lean back on her chair and sip her tea until a large red object hits her square in the face.
Below the small band of brave sheep begin to throw tomatoes and other fruits in her direction, one of which is a nice, pointy Durian...
Rewarded with a loud "YEOWCH!" from atop of M.O.C., the sheep quietly leave to take cover, satisfied with their work.
(wait, are those my sheep or different ones? to clarify, I'll refer to mine as the Minecraft sheep )
*the Minecraft sheep are glad to see this lady get fruit to the face*
Content at how the skirmish was going, the Captain is about to lean back on her chair and sip her tea until a large red object hits her square in the face.
Below the small band of brave sheep begin to throw tomatoes and other fruits in her direction, one of which is a nice, pointy Durian...
Rewarded with a loud "YEOWCH!" from atop of M.O.C., the sheep quietly leave to take cover, satisfied with their work.
(wait, are those my sheep or different ones? to clarify, I'll refer to mine as the Minecraft sheep )
*the Minecraft sheep are glad to see this lady get fruit to the face*
OOC: I had imagine them as the Lego Minecraft Sheep figures, so yes, I suppose if that is acceptable.
IC: One of the B1-Droids tries rounding them up, but receives a painful kick in the face powerful enough to knock off his head piece. Two of the sheep begin to play keep away, allowing the others to escape. Meanwhile, the B1-Droid tries calling out to his remaining pieces.
B1-Droid: "Hey, I'm over here! On your left-no! Other left! Gah!"
(wait, are those my sheep or different ones? to clarify, I'll refer to mine as the Minecraft sheep )
*the Minecraft sheep are glad to see this lady get fruit to the face*
OOC: I had imagine them as the Lego Minecraft Sheep figures, so yes, I suppose if that is acceptable.
IC: One of the B1-Droids tries rounding them up, but receives a painful kick in the face powerful enough to knock off his head piece. Two of the sheep begin to play keep away, allowing the others to escape. Meanwhile, the B1-Droid tries calling out to his remaining pieces.
B1-Droid: "Hey, I'm over here! On your left-no! Other left! Gah!"
OOC: Interesting, I don't think most people correctly assume that they're Minecraft sheep.
*one of the Minecraft sheep begins dragging away the other pieces*
*A Leprechaun policeman attempts to apprehend M.O.C. for disrupting an only slightly late Christmas celebration*
Noticing the Leprechaun, a B1-Series Battledroid painted in Imperial Colors begins to jump up and down yelling out, "Look! Captain, it's a little green Jedi!"
Rolling her eyes, the Captain readjusts her hairpiece and calls over the comlink. "All ships, de-cloak!"
A large force of Imperial Ye-4 Gunships begin to appear out of thin air, moving in on the unfortunate band of onlookers. An AAL lands on top of a snowman, and from it pours out a squadron of 20 SnowTroopers who begin to steal presents and food.
*The Leprechaun radios for reinforcements:* "Intruder alert, activate the big cannon!"
*All of a sudden, a massive rainbow appears in the sky, its near end directly above the the Imperial gunships. Dozens of huge pots of gold shoot from the rainbow, hurtling direcly at the gunships*
Noticing the Leprechaun, a B1-Series Battledroid painted in Imperial Colors begins to jump up and down yelling out, "Look! Captain, it's a little green Jedi!"
Rolling her eyes, the Captain readjusts her hairpiece and calls over the comlink. "All ships, de-cloak!"
A large force of Imperial Ye-4 Gunships begin to appear out of thin air, moving in on the unfortunate band of onlookers. An AAL lands on top of a snowman, and from it pours out a squadron of 20 SnowTroopers who begin to steal presents and food.
*The Leprechaun radios for reinforcements:* "Intruder alert, activate the big cannon!"
*All of a sudden, a massive rainbow appears in the sky, its near end directly above the the Imperial gunships. Dozens of huge pots of gold shoot from the rainbow, hurtling direcly at the gunships*
Inside the bridge of a Star Destroyer, two officers begin to yell at each other.
"Sir, we've lost our bridge deflector shield, our only hope is to stay cloaked!"
His superior roars back in defiance. "I knew this mission was a fraud! The Captain only means to be rid off us and I'm not about to stay here and languish at the results. Intensify forward power!"
"Too late!"
A giant pot of gold crashes into the bridge, right between the two officers. A Stormtrooper that had been standing in the background begins to scream.
***
Outside, the Star Destroyer decloaks and is in full view to those below...including the Captain.
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Jul 1, 2021 13:52:21 GMT
The Snowtroopers resume collecting presents. Some of the scoundrels begin opening them early, contrary to the rules which catches the eye of one particular Snowtrooper.
"Hey mate, I don't think you should be doing that."
His friend gruffly responds, shaking his head. "Yeah? And why not?" He rips another open to find a fluffy teddy bear and hugs it. "I'm calling you Mister Fluffy."
"No, I'm serious man. Haven't you heard of the legend? The Snow Wookie comes early to those who break the rules regarding Christmas presents."
"Oh yeah, like that is ever going to-"
He looks to find his minifigure arms are missing. A Wookie's cry of laughter can be heard echoing in the distance...
*the other sheep nod in agreement* 
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