Jun 17, 2020 23:06:34 GMT
Post by benboy755 on Jun 17, 2020 23:06:34 GMT
I decided I will play the role of a mathematician who's gone insane
But as AP points out that would be quite mundane
So to make this topic more sublime
I will also formulate every post as a rhyme
*Points taser at you* Hey, you, you look like you're planning to escape!!!
when the guards use excessive force
i ride away on my horse
*jumps on a miniature horse that is conveniently nearby*
I wish you goodbye
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Jun 17, 2020 23:07:15 GMT
Post by benboy755 on Jun 17, 2020 23:07:15 GMT
you think you have won
but for the prisoners this lifestyle is not fun
You are absolutely wrong. Prisoners like it here.
This treatment I do not enjoy
And the prisoners are myself and AP, who is my boy
Jun 17, 2020 23:07:44 GMT
Post by benboy755 on Jun 17, 2020 23:07:44 GMT
*Hands you used handkerchief to gag
benboy755 with*
I can't do that.
why is my eye twitching
my rhymes you cannot silence
even when you use violence
Jun 17, 2020 23:10:08 GMT
Post by benboy755 on Jun 17, 2020 23:10:08 GMT
Attn. all residents:
All sugar(z) and related contents have been locked in the cellar. The cellar door has been locked and the key broken inside the lock, and the cellar is on fire.
That is all; please have a good day.
A throwback to the old asylum
But here skul does not create Frankenstein animals by phylum
Here we do not need sugar(z) and other tricks
Because we are building with (LEGO) bricks
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Jun 18, 2020 8:57:53 GMT
Attn. all residents:
All sugar(z) and related contents have been locked in the cellar. The cellar door has been locked and the key broken inside the lock, and the cellar is on fire.
That is all; please have a good day.
You found my lunchbox?
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Jun 18, 2020 8:59:37 GMT
*Points taser at you* Hey, you, you look like you're planning to escape!!!
when the guards use excessive force
i ride away on my horse
*jumps on a miniature horse that is conveniently nearby*
I wish you goodbye
*tasers you for ten minutes flat*
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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Jun 18, 2020 14:26:12 GMT
Post by benboy755 on Jun 18, 2020 14:26:12 GMT
when the guards use excessive force
i ride away on my horse
*jumps on a miniature horse that is conveniently nearby*
I wish you goodbye
*tasers you for ten minutes flat*
the electricity gives me more power
my rhymes will make you cower
*somehow channels the energy of being tased into doing math*
(good thing you didn't tase me in the bath)
Jun 18, 2020 14:26:44 GMT
Post by benboy755 on Jun 18, 2020 14:26:44 GMT
Attn. all residents:
All sugar(z) and related contents have been locked in the cellar. The cellar door has been locked and the key broken inside the lock, and the cellar is on fire.
That is all; please have a good day.
You found my lunchbox?
if there is sugar(z) in the lunchbox
you won't be able to read the time on the clocks
Jun 18, 2020 15:19:26 GMT
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Jun 18, 2020 15:19:26 GMT
if there is sugar(z) in the lunchbox
you won't be able to read the time on the clocks
*Points taser at you*
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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Jun 18, 2020 15:20:47 GMT
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Jun 18, 2020 15:20:47 GMT
*tasers you for ten minutes flat*
the electricity gives me more power
my rhymes will make you cower
*somehow channels the energy of being tased into doing math*
(good thing you didn't tase me in the bath)
Math and bath only rhyme if you are Scottish or American.
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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Jun 18, 2020 15:23:44 GMT
Post by Henny4315 on Jun 18, 2020 15:23:44 GMT
the electricity gives me more power
my rhymes will make you cower
*somehow channels the energy of being tased into doing math*
(good thing you didn't tase me in the bath)
Math and bath only rhyme if you are Scottish or American.
I am American, so it counts.
The show is over.
Goodbye LMBs...
Jun 18, 2020 15:27:39 GMT
Post by awesomepythor on Jun 18, 2020 15:27:39 GMT
This is true, I just need to eat canolis.
Ravioli raviolis
AP is eating canolis
This is how Italians spend Wednesday nights.
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Jun 18, 2020 15:28:15 GMT
Post by awesomepythor on Jun 18, 2020 15:28:15 GMT
you've really gone all out haven't you
For the asylum reincarnation after six years
I will assuage all your fears
By playing a mathematician of great renowned
Whose insanity knows no bound
all mathematicians be like
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Jun 18, 2020 15:58:13 GMT
Post by benboy755 on Jun 18, 2020 15:58:13 GMT
For the asylum reincarnation after six years
I will assuage all your fears
By playing a mathematician of great renowned
Whose insanity knows no bound
all mathematicians be like
i am better than they
i keep their mathematical progress at bay
Jun 18, 2020 15:58:31 GMT
Post by benboy755 on Jun 18, 2020 15:58:31 GMT
the electricity gives me more power
my rhymes will make you cower
*somehow channels the energy of being tased into doing math*
(good thing you didn't tase me in the bath)
Math and bath only rhyme if you are Scottish or American.
Excuse my lilt
But I do not wear a kilt