Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 2, 2024 14:45:56 GMT
"Oh, sorry about that, this will do better."
*They pull out a pink arm with a blue hand*
*is resigned to just having to paint it later*
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Post by ash3d on Apr 3, 2024 4:39:18 GMT
"Oh, sorry about that, this will do better."
*They pull out a pink arm with a blue hand*
*is resigned to just having to paint it later*
*They replace your arm*
"Alright, now that the situation has been taken care of, it is now time to discuss the cost of the operation. After taking patient resistance fees into account, the total comes down to either 5,000,000 Mr Gold minifigures, or one Sweets Cafe menu."
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 4, 2024 13:43:38 GMT
*is resigned to just having to paint it later*
*They replace your arm*
"Alright, now that the situation has been taken care of, it is now time to discuss the cost of the operation. After taking patient resistance fees into account, the total comes down to either 5,000,000 Mr Gold minifigures, or one Sweets Cafe menu."
But I thought I had insurance!?
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Post by metaknightfan4 on Apr 5, 2024 0:52:37 GMT
I come back from my usual hiatus, months later, and CON IS BACK!?
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Post by ash3d on Apr 5, 2024 4:02:32 GMT
*They replace your arm*
"Alright, now that the situation has been taken care of, it is now time to discuss the cost of the operation. After taking patient resistance fees into account, the total comes down to either 5,000,000 Mr Gold minifigures, or one Sweets Cafe menu."
But I thought I had insurance!?
*your insurance card's expiration date reads 09/32, but the medic assistant crossed it out with a sharpie and wrote 09/22*
"Hold on, man. You saying you can't pay?"
Apr 11, 2024 16:31:20 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 11, 2024 16:31:20 GMT
I come back from my usual hiatus, months later, and
CON IS BACK!?
You missed most of it, but I'm still hanging around. Good to see you Glubby.
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Apr 11, 2024 16:32:29 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 11, 2024 16:32:29 GMT
*your insurance card's expiration date reads 09/32, but the medic assistant crossed it out with a sharpie and wrote 09/22*
"Hold on, man. You saying you can't pay?"
I didn't say that, I merely did not want to pay.
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Post by ash3d on Apr 12, 2024 4:29:48 GMT
*your insurance card's expiration date reads 09/32, but the medic assistant crossed it out with a sharpie and wrote 09/22*
"Hold on, man. You saying you can't pay?"
I didn't say that, I merely did not want to pay.
*The cops grow impatient and handcuff you*
Apr 13, 2024 19:21:13 GMT
Post by HannahDash on Apr 13, 2024 19:21:13 GMT
I come back from my usual hiatus, months later, and
CON IS BACK!?
...
I feel bad for taking over a week to see this, though evidence suggests you wouldn't have seen my reply anyway.
But uh, if you see this, hi, I wrote a story with a couple of your characters in it, and also I'm engaged now.
Apr 17, 2024 13:38:40 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 17, 2024 13:38:40 GMT
I didn't say that, I merely did not want to pay.
*The cops grow impatient and handcuff you*
*tries to pick the lock with a toothpick I've kept in my mouth for four months just in case this happened*
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Post by ash3d on Apr 18, 2024 4:25:54 GMT
*The cops grow impatient and handcuff you*
*tries to pick the lock with a toothpick I've kept in my mouth for four months just in case this happened*
*They're lego handcuffs so there is no lock, they just snap onto the top of your hands*
Apr 19, 2024 15:41:09 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 19, 2024 15:41:09 GMT
*tries to pick the lock with a toothpick I've kept in my mouth for four months just in case this happened*
*They're lego handcuffs so there is no lock, they just snap onto the top of your hands*
*pops them back off* Do these things actually do any good?
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Post by ash3d on Apr 21, 2024 4:01:19 GMT
*They're lego handcuffs so there is no lock, they just snap onto the top of your hands*
*pops them back off* Do these things actually do any good?
"Not on their own."
*They snap one pair to the top of your hands and one pair to the bottom of your hands*
Apr 23, 2024 13:31:31 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 23, 2024 13:31:31 GMT
*pops them back off* Do these things actually do any good?
"Not on their own."
*They snap one pair to the top of your hands and one pair to the bottom of your hands*
At least my feet are free!!! *makes a break for it*
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Post by ash3d on Apr 24, 2024 4:24:56 GMT
"Not on their own."
*They snap one pair to the top of your hands and one pair to the bottom of your hands*
At least my feet are free!!! *makes a break for it*
*You trip on a lego banana and while you are on the ground, the police replace your legs with the Queen's bottom dress piece from Minifigures series 15*
"Heh, now you have no feet!"