*Slowly climbs onto tiger's back.* Okay, buddy, let's go round up those dogs.
Our tigers trot along sniffing things as they go.
You know I've never actually done this before! I'm glad we didn't get smashed.
You've never freed a bunch of tigers from a zoo, tamed them with treats, and ridden on their backs? I'm shocked. Yeah, me too. That would have been an undesirable outcome.
You know I've never actually done this before! I'm glad we didn't get smashed.
You've never freed a bunch of tigers from a zoo, tamed them with treats, and ridden on their backs? I'm shocked. Yeah, me too. That would have been an undesirable outcome.
Yeah the last time I did something like this it was with polar bears True! Good thing THAT didn't happen.
You've never freed a bunch of tigers from a zoo, tamed them with treats, and ridden on their backs? I'm shocked. Yeah, me too. That would have been an undesirable outcome.
Yeah the last time I did something like this it was with polar bears True! Good thing THAT didn't happen.
Oh, sure. I had to round up a herd of flesh-eating gazelles once, but that was a pretty different situation. Yep. And good thing the odds of dramatic irony are pretty low here or we'd be in real trouble.
Yeah the last time I did something like this it was with polar bears True! Good thing THAT didn't happen.
Oh, sure. I had to round up a herd of flesh-eating gazelles once, but that was a pretty different situation. Yep. And good thing the odds of dramatic irony are pretty low here or we'd be in real trouble.
Oh, sure. I had to round up a herd of flesh-eating gazelles once, but that was a pretty different situation. Yep. And good thing the odds of dramatic irony are pretty low here or we'd be in real trouble.
That must have been fun! Yes. We are lucky.
It was, sort of. None of my flesh got eaten, at least! This is true . . .. To the dogs!
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Yeah, me too. That would have been an undesirable outcome. 
True! Good thing THAT didn't happen. 
Yep. And good thing the odds of dramatic irony are pretty low here or we'd be in real trouble. ![[tea]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/NfiRcvAeCCdJSjOEoxJM.gif)