I guess not. What a valuable lesson. *Also keeps calling.*
"Hello? Yes I'm wondering about your flights to Siberia. Oh wow, that's an awesome price! Wait what? YOU'RE WHAT?!?!" *hangs up* So apparently Bird Wings Airlines is not an actual airline company... they're a group of pigeons that guide you to your destination.
Wow. We're really striking out with these. Is it possible there's some flaw with this plan? No, I don't think so. Let's keep calling.
"Hello? Yes I'm wondering about your flights to Siberia. Oh wow, that's an awesome price! Wait what? YOU'RE WHAT?!?!" *hangs up* So apparently Bird Wings Airlines is not an actual airline company... they're a group of pigeons that guide you to your destination.
Wow. We're really striking out with these. Is it possible there's some flaw with this plan? No, I don't think so. Let's keep calling.
I agree. *calls another one* "Hi! Yes I am calling about flying to Siberia. Flights are what?? Are you sure? Why? Well that's dumb." *hangs up* Apparently Delta Airlines isn't having any flights right now because of some virus going around...
Wow. We're really striking out with these. Is it possible there's some flaw with this plan? No, I don't think so. Let's keep calling.
I agree. *calls another one* "Hi! Yes I am calling about flying to Siberia. Flights are what?? Are you sure? Why? Well that's dumb." *hangs up* Apparently Delta Airlines isn't having any flights right now because of some virus going around...
Yeah. So are . . . *Checks list.* . . . all the others. How do you feel about boats?
"Uh... I would but there's one problem..."
No, I don't think so. Let's keep calling. 
Alright. 
