''Good idea! My Jeep is parked by the barn!'' *Dashes round to the back of the barn. After a while reappears, driving a rusty jeep*
Sweet ride! *Opens the passenger door and hops in, buckling my seatbelt afterwards*
''One moment!'' *Jumps out of the jeep, grabs one of the computers and throws it into the trunk, before jumping back into the front seat of the car. ''Let's go!''
*Stamps foot down hard on the accelerator pedal, from which issues a scraping, rasping sound as five years worth of rust gives way to the tremendous pressure*
Sweet ride! *Opens the passenger door and hops in, buckling my seatbelt afterwards*
''One moment!'' *Jumps out of the jeep, grabs one of the computers and throws it into the trunk, before jumping back into the front seat of the car. ''Let's go!''
*Stamps foot down hard on the accelerator pedal, from which issues a scraping, rasping sound as five years worth of rust gives way to the tremendous pressure*
*The jeep jolts forward really quickly, pushing me back into my seat. I grab onto a handle in the car* When did you learn to drive like this?
''One moment!'' *Jumps out of the jeep, grabs one of the computers and throws it into the trunk, before jumping back into the front seat of the car. ''Let's go!''
*Stamps foot down hard on the accelerator pedal, from which issues a scraping, rasping sound as five years worth of rust gives way to the tremendous pressure*
*The jeep jolts forward really quickly, pushing me back into my seat. I grab onto a handle in the car* When did you learn to drive like this?
*Rotates the steering wheel to the left as the jeep careers through half an acre of dead potato plants*
''I didn't, but it's pretty much the same as riding a bicycle!''
*The car jolts as it accelerates to speeds over eighty mils per hour*
*A helicopter arrives overhead and lowers a harness, which the sheep start fastening to the rolling pin*
*Your trigger a booby trap; the doorstep suddenly opens as a trap door, dropping you into the cellar*
*The witch pours various noxious-smelling ingredients into the bowl*
*Flame watches*
*I just stand there, confused, as I could've swore I'd already been through the door...*
"You never did tell me what you were making."
*They start lifting the rolling pin, but its weight breaks the helicopter's engine, so the rolling pin is dropped onto Flame again, this time with a flaming helicopter on top of it*
*The trapdoor slams shut, leaving you in pitch black darkness*
*I just stand there, confused, as I could've swore I'd already been through the door...*
"You never did tell me what you were making."
*They start lifting the rolling pin, but its weight breaks the helicopter's engine, so the rolling pin is dropped onto Flame again, this time with a flaming helicopter on top of it*
*The trapdoor slams shut, leaving you in pitch black darkness*
"I wanted it to be a surprise, dearie. "
*the pain causes Flame to scream more*
*I shoot an explosion upwards to destroy the trapdoor and let light in*
*Steers the car through a broken fence and into a deserted sheep field*
''That's precisely what I told the guy I bought this Jeep from!''
(Sorry for the late reply. I thought I had replied to this one already.)
*Guards my face from the debris of the broken fence*
Brilliant! Just brililant! Anyways, how far until we reach the aliens?
(lol, no worries)
*The car careers through the fence on the opposite side of the field, and into a shallow marsh*
''Let's check.''
*Flips a few switches, which connect the highly modified Jeep's dashboard to the tracking computers.
A few small flashes of electricity explode from a loose wire, before a piercing green light, broken at regular intervals by a thin beam of intense white light, flickers on a screen, illuminating the interior of the jeep. Upon the screen can be seen two flickering red dots, one larger than the other.*
''Excellent! The spacecraft seems to be heading for a mountain range about three or four miles off! All is going smoothly!''
*A large crack appears across the length of the screen as the car jolts over a hidden rock*
''In any case, the trackers should last them until they reach their HQ'' 
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And I most certainly will continue it. 
*meanwhile, Flame's volume works to somewhat break up the dough* 
" 
*the sight of me fills Flame with more rage, which he uses to sufficiently destroy the dough* 
" 