I don't know what that means. Now, make yourself useful and find about 50 volunteers. I'll get the pillows and duct tape. Don't- give- me- the- Heimlich- while- I'm- talking!
(My goodness! my spelling is horrible when I'm in a hurry!) 50 that's a lot of people! you can't have an introvert talk to that many people! Hush!
(Oh, you meant duct tape. That makes more sense. ) That's not what an introvert is, but I don't have time to explain it! Fine, I'll get the "volunteers". You get the pillows and duct tape. We'll need about a hundred pillows and ten rolls of duct tape. Help!
Employee: Fine. *Begins scooping ice cream. Goes into back room. Returns ten minutes later carrying a bucket full of ice cream, covered in rainbow sprinkles, with a single sugar cone on top.* That'll be $63.58.
Thank you! *pays.* Do you want some, Ruljj? I got enough for both of us!
Employee: You're welcome.
Me: *Reads back through the last seven pages.* Um, no, I don't. I'm not hungry because, um . . . Wait, hold on. That was a different quote chain . . . I think. In that case, yes, I will have some.
(My goodness! my spelling is horrible when I'm in a hurry!) 50 that's a lot of people! you can't have an introvert talk to that many people! Hush!
(Oh, you meant duct tape. That makes more sense. ) That's not what an introvert is, but I don't have time to explain it! Fine, I'll get the "volunteers". You get the pillows and duct tape. We'll need about a hundred pillows and ten rolls of duct tape. Help!
(Ya, sorry bout that. ) Oh yes it is! I am one, and I have all sorts of stories I could tell. Sounds good I am helping you!
Thank you! *pays.* Do you want some, Ruljj? I got enough for both of us!
Employee: You're welcome.
Me: *Reads back through the last seven pages.* Um, no, I don't. I'm not hungry because, um . . . Wait, hold on. That was a different quote chain . . . I think. In that case, yes, I will have some.
(Oh, you meant duct tape. That makes more sense. ) That's not what an introvert is, but I don't have time to explain it! Fine, I'll get the "volunteers". You get the pillows and duct tape. We'll need about a hundred pillows and ten rolls of duct tape. Help!
(Ya, sorry bout that. ) Oh yes it is! I am one, and I have all sorts of stories I could tell. Sounds good I am helping you!
(That's okay. It happens.) No, it's not! An introvert is someone who tends to be more interested in their own mental self, regardless of shyness! *Goes to find people.* Someone- else- help!
Me: *Reads back through the last seven pages.* Um, no, I don't. I'm not hungry because, um . . . Wait, hold on. That was a different quote chain . . . I think. In that case, yes, I will have some.
Don't look back on the past. *Hands you spoon.*
Good plan. *Eats some ice cream (using the spoon).*
(Ya, sorry bout that. ) Oh yes it is! I am one, and I have all sorts of stories I could tell. Sounds good I am helping you!
(That's okay. It happens.) No, it's not! An introvert is someone who tends to be more interested in their own mental self, regardless of shyness! *Goes to find people.* Someone- else- help!
() "Definition of introvert, 1: One whose personality is characterized by introversion especially a reserved or shy person, who enjoys spending time alone"! As defined by The Webster Dictionary. *Gets supplies.* THERE IS NO ONE ELSE! *Laughs like a maniac! XD*
(That's okay. It happens.) No, it's not! An introvert is someone who tends to be more interested in their own mental self, regardless of shyness! *Goes to find people.* Someone- else- help!
() "Definition of introvert, 1: One whose personality is characterized by introversion especially a reserved or shy person, who enjoys spending time alone"! As defined by The Webster Dictionary. *Gets supplies.* THERE IS NO ONE ELSE! *Laughs like a maniac! XD*
The dictionary's wrong. While it may be citing the common usage of the word, that is not the same as the psychological definition. *Browbeats strangers into volunteering for this unethical experiment.* Gahh! Please- my- ribs!
() "Definition of introvert, 1: One whose personality is characterized by introversion especially a reserved or shy person, who enjoys spending time alone"! As defined by The Webster Dictionary. *Gets supplies.* THERE IS NO ONE ELSE! *Laughs like a maniac! XD*
The dictionary's wrong. While it may be citing the common usage of the word, that is not the same as the psychological definition. *Browbeats strangers into volunteering for this unethical experiment.* Gahh! Please- my- ribs!
Bro, you realize your not only going against the Webster Dictionary, but an irl introvert right? *Tapes and pillows them up. >XD* Now let's beat them! *Hands you stick.* Very well, but don't eat any more floor popcorn. Alright?
The dictionary's wrong. While it may be citing the common usage of the word, that is not the same as the psychological definition. *Browbeats strangers into volunteering for this unethical experiment.* Gahh! Please- my- ribs!
Bro, you realize your not only going against the Webster Dictionary, but an irl introvert right? *Tapes and pillows them up. >XD* Now let's beat them! *Hands you stick.* Very well, but don't eat any more floor popcorn. Alright?
And you're going against the highly influential psychologist Carl Jung, who pioneered its usage in the description of personality (and, for the record, I am both shy and introverted). *The "volunteers" look around, confused.* Yeah! *I start hitting them with the stick.* I won't eat any more ground popcorn.