Boiling barnacles! Ah'm eleventy days late! An Ah 'ad a cake ready an everthin'...*eats a bit off a fork* Yerp, tis still good, here, everyone, have a piece.
Arr, um, matey, d'you just take a bite outta fork just naow? Doan't worry ye old seadog, everyone's welcome ta respond as late as is as soon as dey can... Yeah, das roit. *Takes a slice* Hmmm, noice an moist, just loik me old messmate use'ta make 'em.
Boiling barnacles! Ah'm eleventy days late! An Ah 'ad a cake ready an everthin'...*eats a bit off a fork* Yerp, tis still good, here, everyone, have a piece.
Arr, um, matey, d'you just take a bite outta fork just naow? Doan't worry ye old seadog, everyone's welcome ta respond as late as is as soon as dey can... Yeah, das roit. *Takes a slice* Hmmm, noice an moist, just loik me old messmate use'ta make 'em.
Aye, an wat if Ah did? Roit... Yarhar, it warms me 'eart so it does, glad ye loik it, ye old wavedog.
"Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen." —Lollimon the Wise
Arr, um, matey, d'you just take a bite outta fork just naow? Doan't worry ye old seadog, everyone's welcome ta respond as late as is as soon as dey can... Yeah, das roit. *Takes a slice* Hmmm, noice an moist, just loik me old messmate use'ta make 'em.
Aye, an wat if Ah did? Roit... Yarhar, it warms me 'eart so it does, glad ye loik it, ye old wavedog.
Doh, ah, nothin Oi suppose... Es wot Oi said. *Takes another slice* Thankee koindly.
BUBBLIN' BARNACLES an BLOW ME DAOWN, harharharr! If it ain't me old messmate BabyDill, as Oi live an breadhe!
Moj!? MOJ! Ye ol dog! *Claps you on back* Good to see ya, you bilge-rat! Where's you been hoidin all this time?
D'ey've 'ad me beatin' the oar-rhythm drums on de t'ird level of a great warship so d'ey 'ave! Gots to da point Oi could barely 'member wot da sun looked loik! Let alone a cool autumn breeze. How've yew been, ye rascal?
Moj!? MOJ! Ye ol dog! *Claps you on back* Good to see ya, you bilge-rat! Where's you been hoidin all this time?
D'ey've 'ad me beatin' the oar-rhythm drums on de t'ird level of a great warship so d'ey 'ave! Gots to da point Oi could barely 'member wot da sun looked loik! Let alone a cool autumn breeze. How've yew been, ye rascal?
Well! Das a croin shame dat is! You'r good or so much moar than dat! Might fine a breeze to eh? I been right dandy, jus been putt'n my fare toime as a dock help, look'n fer a good new ship to sail on since the last one sank off the coast of Espanola. You know a good capin and ship?
D'ey've 'ad me beatin' the oar-rhythm drums on de t'ird level of a great warship so d'ey 'ave! Gots to da point Oi could barely 'member wot da sun looked loik! Let alone a cool autumn breeze. How've yew been, ye rascal?
Well! Das a croin shame dat is! You'r good or so much moar than dat! Might fine a breeze to eh? I been right dandy, jus been putt'n my fare toime as a dock help, look'n fer a good new ship to sail on since the last one sank off the coast of Espanola. You know a good capin and ship?
Well, but it pays be'er dan wot dey give da rowers, an Oi learnt how ta play a big ol' drum, so ets not oall bad, Oi'd say. Dat it is. It's loik dey allus say, 'oall work is noble.' Oh, d'ere's plen'y o' cap'n wot're meanderin' aboot dis place.
Well! Das a croin shame dat is! You'r good or so much moar than dat! Might fine a breeze to eh? I been right dandy, jus been putt'n my fare toime as a dock help, look'n fer a good new ship to sail on since the last one sank off the coast of Espanola. You know a good capin and ship?
Well, but it pays be'er dan wot dey give da rowers, an Oi learnt how ta play a big ol' drum, so ets not oall bad, Oi'd say. Dat it is. It's loik dey allus say, 'oall work is noble.' Oh, d'ere's plen'y o' cap'n wot're meanderin' aboot dis place.
Tha's a right good think dat is. Oh now das a nifty thing to ave learnt! Porfect! What say you n me goes and looks a good capin if ya wanna come wit me?
Well, but it pays be'er dan wot dey give da rowers, an Oi learnt how ta play a big ol' drum, so ets not oall bad, Oi'd say. Dat it is. It's loik dey allus say, 'oall work is noble.' Oh, d'ere's plen'y o' cap'n wot're meanderin' aboot dis place.
Tha's a right good think dat is. Oh now das a nifty thing to ave learnt! Porfect! What say you n me goes and looks a good capin if ya wanna come wit me?
Well, ting is dey don't pay da rowers... Yessiree! D'ough, it was real hard to convince da crew dat da drums was good for more dan rowin'. *Downs the last of my seventy-third pint of sar-sapa-rilla* Mmtchah! Yeah, ain't got nothin be'er ta do, whoi not?
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Doan't worry ye old seadog, everyone's welcome ta respond as late as is as soon as dey can... Yeah, das roit. 
*Takes a slice* Hmmm, noice an moist, just loik me old messmate use'ta make 'em. 
