*Stands up* "I eat cholula for breakfast. You are no match for my power, and obesity." *Force choke**Ignites lightsaber*
*Electrocutes out of choke hold and holds LBS high in the sky over a field laden with nuclear ghost peppers. Drops you*
*Latest Iron Man suit builds itself onto me, and rockets me back up to you* *Fiers off six mini missiles that blow up at your feet* *Lands in fist slam, stands up and fire two repulser shots at you*
*Electrocutes out of choke hold and holds LBS high in the sky over a field laden with nuclear ghost peppers. Drops you*
*Latest Iron Man suit builds itself onto me, and rockets me back up to you* *Fiers off six mini missiles that blow up at your feet* *Lands in fist slam, stands up and fire two repulser shots at you*
*Watches missiles blow up. Absorbs energy from missiles and shots. Flies to your house and blows it up and LBS's favorite restaurants. Flies back and launches LBS all the way to the Taj Mahal*
Might, might not. 
No, I remote tan. 
Yes, we just went to the High School Musical extreem. 
Weird