Are you threatening me?! The destroyer of Chuck Norris?! *Grabs handful of mustardaise* It's time that you taste my fury!
*Canned breathing**Uses force to make you eat the mustardaise* Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, "Destroyer of Norris."
*Coughs up mustardaise. Slams your face in jar and dunks repeatedly. Dumps out rest of mustardaise onto your head and douses a gallon of Tabasco sauce onto your scalp*
*Canned breathing**Uses force to make you eat the mustardaise* Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, "Destroyer of Norris."
*Coughs up mustardaise. Slams your face in jar and dunks repeatedly. Dumps out rest of mustardaise onto your head and douses a gallon of Tabasco sauce onto your scalp*
*Stands up* "I eat chlulua for breakfast. You are no match for my power, and obesity." *Force choke**Ignites lightsaber*
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"Don't you let go!" -Sam 
Time Does Fly When You're Having Fun!!!! ![[derp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/YqNTPqyQUocVMYXZgUAI.png)
Yes!!!!
I bet that'd help haha 
No, I remote tan. 
