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Post by GucciMan on Nov 25, 2018 7:07:23 GMT
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Nov 26, 2018 23:12:06 GMT
Post by Fuzzywig08 on Nov 26, 2018 23:12:06 GMT
John Hammond decides to drive to the police station and rescue Dr. Grant. John: *hops in a random car* Joe: Hey, that's my car, you can't just- John: *drives away* Joe: Dang it. John: *drives to police station* John drives Joe's car straight through the front door and parks it legally. Officer Sam: Hey, what do you think you're doin'?? John: I own an island... Officer Sam: Um... okay... John: ...off the coast of Costa Rica. I've leased it from the government as sort of a biological preserve. Brilliant place, spared no expense. Officer Sam: Look, sir, you can't just drive a car right into the- John: If I could just persuade you to sign off on the park... I could get back on schedule. Uh, uh- skedjul. ( ) Officer Sam: What kind of park is this? John: It's right up- *sees Sam's uniform and name tag* Oh, wait, you're not... Officer Sam: Alright, that's enough, you're comin' with me. *handcuffs John* John: Wait, no, you can't do this... I'M RICH!!!!! I-I-I'll pay to fix the door and everything. Does Officer Sam: A. agree and let John go B. arrest John C. have him wait with Alan till the medical expert arrives A! We need Alan here!
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Nov 26, 2018 23:46:11 GMT
Post by Boomer on Nov 26, 2018 23:46:11 GMT
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Post by LegoAgentFigure on Nov 28, 2018 3:38:08 GMT
You like TLJ, so you're a criminal. RomeNZ , ban him at will. Hey, let's not bring Star Wars into this. I quite enjoy being an impartial fan. Very well.
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Post by Z-Whales on Dec 5, 2018 1:31:31 GMT
Hey, let's not bring Star Wars into this. I quite enjoy being an impartial fan. Yeah, LAF! What's your deal?! Who does that?! Who would possibly post off topic on a thread?! *z-whales starts humming* "I am 16, going on 17, innocent as a rose...."
*Gucci turns to the sound, looks at z-whales* "What's that sound?"
*z-whales blushes* "Hmmm? I uh... I didn't hear anything."
*Gucci narrows his eyes* "...Huh."
Um, I was already singing that here.
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Post by Z-Whales on Dec 5, 2018 1:32:28 GMT
It's the only one I've ever heard.
Awesome? I mean, yeah, Darude - Sandstorm is not exactly used as a prank, at least not in the same way as rickrolling. Very!
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Post by Z-Whales on Dec 5, 2018 1:33:46 GMT
Hey, let's not bring Star Wars into this. I quite enjoy being an impartial fan. Very well. There are actually very few movies I can honestly say I don't like. I'm generally not very hard on them.
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Post by Z-Whales on Dec 5, 2018 1:40:22 GMT
Officer Sam: Alright, I'll let you get off with a fine to pay for the door.
John: Very well, then. I'll write the check right now.
John pulls out a checkbook.
Officer Sam: Well, I'm not sure how much it'll cost...
John: One hundred grand should do it.
John writes a check for $100,000.
Officer Sam: ........
John: Now, have you seen a Dr. Alan Grant anywhere around here?
Officer Sam slowly points to where Dr. Grant is sitting in a chair.
John: Thank you.
John hands the check to Officer Sam, picks up the chair, carries it out to the car, and dumps Alan into the backseat.
Alan: Whoa, wait, what!?
John hops into the driver's seat and pulls out of the parking lot, introducing himself to Dr. Grant in the meantime.
John: I own an island...
Does John drive: A. back to the fossil site B. to Costa Rica C. to Burger King D. to the Universal Studios Resort in Orlando
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Post by Boomer on Dec 5, 2018 12:31:22 GMT
It's the only one I've ever heard.
Awesome? I mean, yeah, Darude - Sandstorm is not exactly used as a prank, at least not in the same way as rickrolling. Very! I'll check it out then.
Cool.
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Post by Fuzzywig08 on Dec 6, 2018 16:09:11 GMT
Officer Sam: Alright, I'll let you get off with a fine to pay for the door. John: Very well, then. I'll write the check right now. John pulls out a checkbook. Officer Sam: Well, I'm not sure how much it'll cost... John: One hundred grand should do it. John writes a check for $100,000. Officer Sam: ........ John: Now, have you seen a Dr. Alan Grant anywhere around here? Officer Sam slowly points to where Dr. Grant is sitting in a chair. John: Thank you. John hands the check to Officer Sam, picks up the chair, carries it out to the car, and dumps Alan into the backseat. Alan: Whoa, wait, what!? John hops into the driver's seat and pulls out of the parking lot, introducing himself to Dr. Grant in the meantime. John: I own an island... Does John drive: A. back to the fossil site B. to Costa Rica C. to Burger King D. to the Universal Studios Resort in Orlando I vote A!
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Post by TheGreatCon on Dec 7, 2018 23:33:26 GMT
Officer Sam: Alright, I'll let you get off with a fine to pay for the door. John: Very well, then. I'll write the check right now. John pulls out a checkbook. Officer Sam: Well, I'm not sure how much it'll cost... John: One hundred grand should do it. John writes a check for $100,000. Officer Sam: ........ John: Now, have you seen a Dr. Alan Grant anywhere around here? Officer Sam slowly points to where Dr. Grant is sitting in a chair. John: Thank you. John hands the check to Officer Sam, picks up the chair, carries it out to the car, and dumps Alan into the backseat. Alan: Whoa, wait, what!? John hops into the driver's seat and pulls out of the parking lot, introducing himself to Dr. Grant in the meantime. John: I own an island... Does John drive: A. back to the fossil site B. to Costa Rica C. to Burger King D. to the Universal Studios Resort in Orlando C, cause Iron Man.
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Dec 9, 2018 7:55:01 GMT
-last edited on Dec 9, 2018 7:55:25 GMT by LegoAgentFigure: Good manners are always important. :P
Post by LegoAgentFigure on Dec 9, 2018 7:55:01 GMT
Officer Sam: Alright, I'll let you get off with a fine to pay for the door. John: Very well, then. I'll write the check right now. John pulls out a checkbook. Officer Sam: Well, I'm not sure how much it'll cost... John: One hundred grand should do it. John writes a check for $100,000. Officer Sam: ........ John: Now, have you seen a Dr. Alan Grant anywhere around here? Officer Sam slowly points to where Dr. Grant is sitting in a chair. John: Thank you. John hands the check to Officer Sam, picks up the chair, carries it out to the car, and dumps Alan into the backseat. Alan: Whoa, wait, what!? John hops into the driver's seat and pulls out of the parking lot, introducing himself to Dr. Grant in the meantime. John: I own an island... Does John drive: A. back to the fossil site B. to Costa Rica C. to Burger King D. to the Universal Studios Resort in Orlando I'll go with C, please.
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Post by LegoAgentFigure on Dec 9, 2018 7:57:04 GMT
Hey, let's not bring Star Wars into this. I quite enjoy being an impartial fan. Yeah, LAF! What's your deal?! Who does that?! Who would possibly post off topic on a thread?! *z-whales starts humming* "I am 16, going on 17, innocent as a rose...."
*Gucci turns to the sound, looks at z-whales* "What's that sound?"
*z-whales blushes* "Hmmm? I uh... I didn't hear anything."
*Gucci narrows his eyes* "...Huh."
My deal is TLJ is bad so I CON't resist expressing such.
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Dec 12, 2018 22:05:55 GMT
Post by GucciMan on Dec 12, 2018 22:05:55 GMT
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Post by LegoAgentFigure on Dec 13, 2018 3:17:47 GMT
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