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Nov 13, 2018 22:50:28 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Nov 13, 2018 22:50:28 GMT
No it not. Yeah, I know, that's just another meme. The song isn't even that good, it kind of lacks variety.
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Nov 13, 2018 22:50:57 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Nov 13, 2018 22:50:57 GMT
Ellie: Well, this is pretty serious. I'm gonna have to take you to the police. *takes Alan out to a car* Alan is too CONfused to resist. They drive to the police station. Ellie takes him in and gives an account of the incident to Officer Sam. Officer Sam: Well, that definitely counts as an assault, but it sounds like he may have been getting a heatstroke, what with all the CONfusion and weakness. You did give him water, right? Ellie: Yes... Officer Sam: Well, we'll have to call in a medical expert to determine how accountable we can really hold him. We'll keep him monitored here for a while. Ellie (nervously): Okay... * * *
John Hammond arrives at the dig site in a helicopter. He goes into the trailer and opens a bottle of adult beverages.
Joe: *walks into trailer* Who are you?
John: John Hammond. I own an island... excuse me, but... where is Dr. Alan Grant?
Joe: He was just taken to the police station.
John: Dear me, what for?
Joe: I think he ran over a kid or something.
John: ......
Should John: A. drive to the police station to rescue Dr. Grant B. call another paleontologist (Dr. Grant can still be part of the story) C. fly away and take a plane to Munich B all the way.
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Post by Z-Whales on Nov 14, 2018 2:55:21 GMT
Yeah, I know, that's just another meme. The song isn't even that good, it kind of lacks variety. Yeah, I don't know why it became a meme, it's just what you say when someone asks for a song name.
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Nov 15, 2018 23:10:57 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Nov 15, 2018 23:10:57 GMT
The song isn't even that good, it kind of lacks variety. Yeah, I don't know why it became a meme, it's just what you say when someone asks for a song name. I generally seriously CONsider the question and offer a quality answer.
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Nov 16, 2018 16:27:21 GMT
Post by Fuzzywig08 on Nov 16, 2018 16:27:21 GMT
Ellie: Well, this is pretty serious. I'm gonna have to take you to the police. *takes Alan out to a car* Alan is too CONfused to resist. They drive to the police station. Ellie takes him in and gives an account of the incident to Officer Sam. Officer Sam: Well, that definitely counts as an assault, but it sounds like he may have been getting a heatstroke, what with all the CONfusion and weakness. You did give him water, right? Ellie: Yes... Officer Sam: Well, we'll have to call in a medical expert to determine how accountable we can really hold him. We'll keep him monitored here for a while. Ellie (nervously): Okay... * * *
John Hammond arrives at the dig site in a helicopter. He goes into the trailer and opens a bottle of adult beverages.
Joe: *walks into trailer* Who are you?
John: John Hammond. I own an island... excuse me, but... where is Dr. Alan Grant?
Joe: He was just taken to the police station.
John: Dear me, what for?
Joe: I think he ran over a kid or something.
John: ......
Should John: A. drive to the police station to rescue Dr. Grant B. call another paleontologist (Dr. Grant can still be part of the story) C. fly away and take a plane to Munich Me choose A.
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Nov 16, 2018 17:46:50 GMT
Post by Z-Whales on Nov 16, 2018 17:46:50 GMT
Yeah, I don't know why it became a meme, it's just what you say when someone asks for a song name. I generally seriously CONsider the question and offer a quality answer. Where's the fun in that?
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Nov 18, 2018 23:54:47 GMT
-last edited on Nov 18, 2018 23:54:55 GMT by TheGreatCon
Post by TheGreatCon on Nov 18, 2018 23:54:47 GMT
I generally seriously CONsider the question and offer a quality answer. Where's the fun in that? Well, I enjoy trying to CONvince people to try the music I like, so there's that.
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Nov 19, 2018 21:59:31 GMT
Post by Fuzzywig08 on Nov 19, 2018 21:59:31 GMT
Where's the fun in that? Well, I enjoy trying to CONvince people to try the music I like, so there's that. Me too.
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Nov 20, 2018 19:15:11 GMT
Post by Z-Whales on Nov 20, 2018 19:15:11 GMT
Where's the fun in that? Well, I enjoy trying to CONvince people to try the music I like, so there's that. But why not prank them with a meme first?
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Nov 21, 2018 20:17:19 GMT
Post by GucciMan on Nov 21, 2018 20:17:19 GMT
No it not. Yeah, I know, that's just another meme. You dun got RICKROLLED! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! KUDOS Z-WHALES KUDOS! KUDOS ALL AROUND. EVEN TO YOU CON! SURELY YOU CON APPRECIATE THE JOKE EHEHEHAHAHOO Well, I enjoy trying to CONvince people to try the music I like, so there's that. But why not prank them with a meme first? <iframe width="20.659999999999968" height="5.340000000000003" style="position: absolute; width: 20.659999999999968px; height: 5.340000000000003px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none;left: 15px; top: -5px;" id="MoatPxIOPT1_93446016" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="20.659999999999968" height="5.340000000000003" style="position: absolute; width: 20.66px; height: 5.34px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 976px; top: -5px;" id="MoatPxIOPT1_57655498" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="20.659999999999968" height="5.340000000000003" style="position: absolute; width: 20.66px; height: 5.34px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 15px; top: 206px;" id="MoatPxIOPT1_19077355" scrolling="no"></iframe> <iframe width="20.659999999999968" height="5.340000000000003" style="position: absolute; width: 20.66px; height: 5.34px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 976px; top: 206px;" id="MoatPxIOPT1_24740220" scrolling="no"></iframe> Amen Brother!
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Nov 21, 2018 20:19:33 GMT
Post by GucciMan on Nov 21, 2018 20:19:33 GMT
Ellie: Well, this is pretty serious. I'm gonna have to take you to the police. *takes Alan out to a car* Alan is too CONfused to resist. They drive to the police station. Ellie takes him in and gives an account of the incident to Officer Sam. Officer Sam: Well, that definitely counts as an assault, but it sounds like he may have been getting a heatstroke, what with all the CONfusion and weakness. You did give him water, right? Ellie: Yes... Officer Sam: Well, we'll have to call in a medical expert to determine how accountable we can really hold him. We'll keep him monitored here for a while. Ellie (nervously): Okay... * * *
John Hammond arrives at the dig site in a helicopter. He goes into the trailer and opens a bottle of adult beverages.
Joe: *walks into trailer* Who are you?
John: John Hammond. I own an island... excuse me, but... where is Dr. Alan Grant?
Joe: He was just taken to the police station.
John: Dear me, what for?
Joe: I think he ran over a kid or something.
John: ......
Should John: A. drive to the police station to rescue Dr. Grant B. call another paleontologist (Dr. Grant can still be part of the story) C. fly away and take a plane to Munich A! A! A! All the way people! C'mon let's see some acts of bravery and heroism in this story! It's about time to liven it up with action! Wahahoo!
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Nov 21, 2018 21:55:35 GMT
Post by Boomer on Nov 21, 2018 21:55:35 GMT
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Post by Z-Whales on Nov 22, 2018 0:54:11 GMT
{We were talking about Darude - Sandstorm there, but regardless...} We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Post by Z-Whales on Nov 22, 2018 1:02:37 GMT
John Hammond decides to drive to the police station and rescue Dr. Grant. John: *hops in a random car* Joe: Hey, that's my car, you can't just- John: *drives away* Joe: Dang it. John: *drives to police station* John drives Joe's car straight through the front door and parks it legally. Officer Sam: Hey, what do you think you're doin'?? John: I own an island... Officer Sam: Um... okay... John: ...off the coast of Costa Rica. I've leased it from the government as sort of a biological preserve. Brilliant place, spared no expense. Officer Sam: Look, sir, you can't just drive a car right into the- John: If I could just persuade you to sign off on the park... I could get back on schedule. Uh, uh- skedjul. ( ) Officer Sam: What kind of park is this? John: It's right up- *sees Sam's uniform and name tag* Oh, wait, you're not... Officer Sam: Alright, that's enough, you're comin' with me. *handcuffs John* John: Wait, no, you can't do this... I'M RICH!!!!! I-I-I'll pay to fix the door and everything. Does Officer Sam: A. agree and let John go B. arrest John C. have him wait with Alan till the medical expert arrives
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Post by RomeNZ on Nov 22, 2018 2:02:19 GMT
{We were talking about Darude - Sandstorm there, but regardless...} We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you I'm resisting the urge to ban you.
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