Hmmmm...how about...pets! Do you have any? I have a cat.
I'm living in the dorms right now, so no pets allowed, but we have a cat at home, he's less than a year old! How old is yours?
Well, he's the size of about an adult, but you see, he just walked up to our house one day and has stayed ever since. I don't know how old he is, though, because my Mom still considers him a stray and says she's ''not paying the vet bill for a stray".
I'm living in the dorms right now, so no pets allowed, but we have a cat at home, he's less than a year old! How old is yours?
Well, he's the size of about an adult, but you see, he just walked up to our house one day and has stayed ever since. I don't know how old he is, though, because my Mom still considers him a stray and says she's ''not paying the vet bill for a stray".
Ah, ours was somebody else's stray, but he started super small, so we know approximately how old he is. Have you named him?
Well, he's the size of about an adult, but you see, he just walked up to our house one day and has stayed ever since. I don't know how old he is, though, because my Mom still considers him a stray and says she's ''not paying the vet bill for a stray".
Ah, ours was somebody else's stray, but he started super small, so we know approximately how old he is. Have you named him?
Yes, actually. His name is Stoney because he is gray. Well, I have to go. Almost dinner time. Bye!!
The new one was pretty epic, but they needed more jokes. 
Or anybody else? 
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