*Glares at you out of the corner of my eye as I pick up my violin. Assumes a posh pose and starts scraping the bow across it. Resulting in what sounds like actual pain. After a few tries tosses it down muttering.* How on earth did that guy think while playing that thing. *Flops down in a chair covered in newspapers and mail form who knows when.* Oh Watson, hand me the Persian slipper, I keep the jelly beans in there, don't you know, that's a good fellow. *Sinks back into chair twiddling the loose threads on a ratty old purple bathrobe while fervently munching on jelly beans.*
*Glares at you out of the corner of my eye as I pick up my violin. Assumes a posh pose and starts scraping the bow across it. Resulting in what sounds like actual pain. After a few tries tosses it down muttering.* How on earth did that guy think while playing that thing. *Flops down in a chair covered in newspapers and mail form who knows when.* Oh Watson, hand me the Persian slipper, I keep the jelly beans in there, don't you know, that's a good fellow. *Sinks back into chair twiddling the loose threads on a ratty old purple bathrobe while fervently munching on jelly beans.*
*Mutters something as I walk back to my chair, fans out newspaper as I sit down*
*Glares at you out of the corner of my eye as I pick up my violin. Assumes a posh pose and starts scraping the bow across it. Resulting in what sounds like actual pain. After a few tries tosses it down muttering.* How on earth did that guy think while playing that thing. *Flops down in a chair covered in newspapers and mail form who knows when.* Oh Watson, hand me the Persian slipper, I keep the jelly beans in there, don't you know, that's a good fellow. *Sinks back into chair twiddling the loose threads on a ratty old purple bathrobe while fervently munching on jelly beans.*
*Mutters something as I walk back to my chair, fans out newspaper as I sit down*
*Sits for a long, long time in the jelly bean sent laden room. Staring into the fire. Suddenly leaps out of chair sending jelly beans flying* WATSON! Eureka, Watson, I have it! It's so simple, Why, it's even child's play" *Chuckles to self.* "Coronal Burch is a rascal you know, a rascal! Thought he could out smart me with how stupid it all is. Well he'll know now that no one out smarts, being more dumb than the Great Dill'lock Holmes!" *Paces back and forth across the floor.* "Now just to catch that ol scoundrel." *Sinks back into a sullen mood of quiet contemplation*
*Mutters something as I walk back to my chair, fans out newspaper as I sit down*
*Sits for a long, long time in the jelly bean sent laden room. Staring into the fire. Suddenly leaps out of chair sending jelly beans flying* WATSON! Eureka, Watson, I have it! It's so simple, Why, it's even child's play" *Chuckles to self.* "Coronal Burch is a rascal you know, a rascal! Thought he could out smart me with how stupid it all is. Well he'll know now that no one out smarts, being more dumb than the Great Dill'lock Holmes!" *Paces back and forth across the floor.* "Now just to catch that ol scoundrel." *Sinks back into a sullen mood of quiet contemplation*
Ah knew ye'd outsmart his outsmartin' eventually. *Breaks fourth wall* These things taek time, d'ye kin? *Puffs bubbles out of my bubble pipe as Ah fold the paper an' grab my hat an' coat*
*Sits for a long, long time in the jelly bean sent laden room. Staring into the fire. Suddenly leaps out of chair sending jelly beans flying* WATSON! Eureka, Watson, I have it! It's so simple, Why, it's even child's play" *Chuckles to self.* "Coronal Burch is a rascal you know, a rascal! Thought he could out smart me with how stupid it all is. Well he'll know now that no one out smarts, being more dumb than the Great Dill'lock Holmes!" *Paces back and forth across the floor.* "Now just to catch that ol scoundrel." *Sinks back into a sullen mood of quiet contemplation*
Ah knew ye'd outsmart his outsmartin' eventually. *Breaks fourth wall* These things taek time, d'ye kin? *Puffs bubbles out of my bubble pipe as Ah fold the paper an' grab my hat an' coat*
Good fellow! You always have confidence in me. Oh say Watson, I think the fourth wall just broke... Ah no matter. Where are you going old fellow?
Ah knew ye'd outsmart his outsmartin' eventually. *Breaks fourth wall* These things taek time, d'ye kin? *Puffs bubbles out of my bubble pipe as Ah fold the paper an' grab my hat an' coat*
Good fellow! You always have confidence in me. Oh say Watson, I think the fourth wall just broke... Ah no matter. Where are you going old fellow?
Aye, richt, Ah'd follow ye tae the ends o' the earth. -_- Tis lik' we lev in a doll hoose... Ah thought we wur aff tae catch a crook?
Good fellow! You always have confidence in me. Oh say Watson, I think the fourth wall just broke... Ah no matter. Where are you going old fellow?
Aye, richt, Ah'd follow ye tae the ends o' the earth. -_- Tis lik' we lev in a doll hoose... Ah thought we wur aff tae catch a crook?
Splendid! *Ignores sarcasm* Oh no Watson. To catch this crook we must wait. For he. Shall come. To me. *Sinks into chair and munches more jelly beans, falling into a fervent, sullen mood.
Aye, richt, Ah'd follow ye tae the ends o' the earth. -_- Tis lik' we lev in a doll hoose... Ah thought we wur aff tae catch a crook?
Splendid! *Ignores sarcasm* Oh no Watson. To catch this crook we must wait. For he. Shall come. To me. *Sinks into chair and munches more jelly beans, falling into a fervent, sullen mood.
Ah, well if that's the case Ah'll git back tae readin' the funny pages.
Splendid! *Ignores sarcasm* Oh no Watson. To catch this crook we must wait. For he. Shall come. To me. *Sinks into chair and munches more jelly beans, falling into a fervent, sullen mood.
Ah, well if that's the case Ah'll git back tae readin' the funny pages.
*Comes out of the stupor as a carriage pulls up to the curb* Oh, and there's our man if I'm not mistaken, be a good fellow and save Mrs. Hudson the trip, there's a good chap. *Stands and turns toward door as said villain inters*
Ah, well if that's the case Ah'll git back tae readin' the funny pages.
*Comes out of the stupor as a carriage pulls up to the curb* Oh, and there's our man if I'm not mistaken, be a good fellow and save Mrs. Hudson the trip, there's a good chap. *Stands and turns toward door as said villain inters*
Hou in the world wid Ah dae that, the noo? Ye might've tellt me tae mak' o'er a field in nine seconds fur the bull kin cross it in ten. See? Listen there, she's awready let the jimmy in. That'll be him comin' up the stairs noo.
*Comes out of the stupor as a carriage pulls up to the curb* Oh, and there's our man if I'm not mistaken, be a good fellow and save Mrs. Hudson the trip, there's a good chap. *Stands and turns toward door as said villain inters*
Hou in the world wid Ah dae that, the noo? Ye might've tellt me tae mak' o'er a field in nine seconds fur the bull kin cross it in ten. See? Listen there, she's awready let the jimmy in. That'll be him comin' up the stairs noo.
Tut tut Watson. *Whirls on the villain* AH HA! I HAVE YOU NOW YOU VERMIN!! *Realises it's yisrael2 who I invited over for tea* Oh Ehem, sorry about that ol chap.. tea?
Hou in the world wid Ah dae that, the noo? Ye might've tellt me tae mak' o'er a field in nine seconds fur the bull kin cross it in ten. See? Listen there, she's awready let the jimmy in. That'll be him comin' up the stairs noo.
Tut tut Watson. *Whirls on the villain* AH HA! I HAVE YOU NOW YOU VERMIN!! *Realises it's yisrael2 who I invited over for tea* Oh Ehem, sorry about that ol chap.. tea?
Tut tut Watson. *Whirls on the villain* AH HA! I HAVE YOU NOW YOU VERMIN!! *Realises it's yisrael2 who I invited over for tea* Oh Ehem, sorry about that ol chap.. tea?
Only if you have those crumpets your mother makes
Of coarse, I believe we have one or two laying aroundsomewhere *Starts shuffling stuff on tea service around* Watson you didn't eat them all did you? Oh here they are! *Returns triumphant with some crumpets* Here you are. Do be seated?
Of coarse, I believe we have one or two laying aroundsomewhere *Starts shuffling stuff on tea service around* Watson you didn't eat them all did you? Oh here they are! *Returns triumphant with some crumpets* Here you are. Do be seated?
*Proceeds to stuff four crumpets into face* *Sits down and pretends like nothing happened*
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AH HA! I HAVE YOU NOW YOU VERMIN!! *Realises it's 
Ehem, sorry about that ol chap.. tea? 
AH HA! I HAVE YOU NOW YOU VERMIN!! *Realises it's 
Ehem, sorry about that ol chap.. tea? 
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