The cloaked figure walked up to one of the townsfolk. "Does this village have anywhere that sells weapons?" He asked.
The villager points left. "There are some shops that way."
The cloaked figure thanked him, and headed to the shops. He approached one of the shops, and walked in, heading directly to the shopkeeper. "You sell any small-sized crossbows?" He asked.
The villager points left. "There are some shops that way."
The cloaked figure thanked him, and headed to the shops. He approached one of the shops, and walked in, heading directly to the shopkeeper. "You sell any small-sized crossbows?" He asked.
The shopkeeper holds up a finger and walks into the back. After a few moments, he returns. "We've got a few in stock. How small are you wanting?"
The cloaked figure thanked him, and headed to the shops. He approached one of the shops, and walked in, heading directly to the shopkeeper. "You sell any small-sized crossbows?" He asked.
The shopkeeper holds up a finger and walks into the back. After a few moments, he returns. "We've got a few in stock. How small are you wanting?"
"Thank you sir. May I eat with you, the rest of the room looks rather forlorn. And I would have speech with you."
"You may sit and eat where you choose. But if you have news, I will have speech with you." Gartt says to the girl then yells "Inn Keeper! Another dinner on my tab!"
"Oh, thank you sir. It is kind of you to pay my meal. I have been quite afar lately and may indeed have news of interest. What would you be interested in hearing?" *She sits across from him and sets her gear next to her*
"You may sit and eat where you choose. But if you have news, I will have speech with you." Gartt says to the girl then yells "Inn Keeper! Another dinner on my tab!"
"Oh, thank you sir. It is kind of you to pay my meal. I have been quite afar lately and may indeed have news of interest. What would you be interested in hearing?" *She sits across from him and sets her gear next to her*
The innkeeper brings more food and takes the money.
"Oh, thank you sir. It is kind of you to pay my meal. I have been quite afar lately and may indeed have news of interest. What would you be interested in hearing?" *She sits across from him and sets her gear next to her*
The innkeeper brings more food and takes the money.
"Thank you kindly. What do I do with my unicorn? There is a stable?"
Dirty humor definitely ranks below. 
Like this: Why don't bikes ever go out with friends. Because they're two tired(too tired). 
