"Suit yourself. Don't get into trouble." Craig heads out the door.
(Jammers removed for Jammer security )
*watches as Craig leaves* (mutters:) I mean not to. *goes back to the phone and tries to make CONtact with someone who will be willing to come pick him up*
The warehouse is mostly empty and rather quiet. A burly man with a bushy black beard approaches the phones.
OOC: And I appreciate that. We seem to be moving towards perhaps getting there at some point in the future, but I'm taking my sweet time and progressing one painfully slow step at a time.
*taps foot*
OOC: Hey, I'm missing like 75% of my RPers right now. I'm having a hard time getting anywhere.
*Also starts to thrash around, alarmed by the dinosaur thrashing around, alarmed by the jarring* =P
The tail of the para...the duckbill-thing-that-I-keep-having-to-google-to-make-sure-I'm-spelling-it's-name-right cracks open your crate and a couple others.
*Goes to attack, but first rolls a set of 8 8-sided dice to decide what attack to use* =P
OoC: There are about 16,777,216 different attacks this could produce, but I'll probably just whack it with my scythe or something =P
The guy manages to keep ahold of his knife, but loses balance and stabs it into the bed of the truck. He grips it for stability while snatching up a stun stick from the litter still in the bed of the truck.
IC: *Dustin pulls out his own knife and stabs guy's knife hand. He levels his electric rifle one-handed at him.*
OOC: It feels weird referring to a combatant as 'the guy' .
*watches as Craig leaves* (mutters:) I mean not to. *goes back to the phone and tries to make CONtact with someone who will be willing to come pick him up*
The warehouse is mostly empty and rather quiet. A burly man with a bushy black beard approaches the phones.
The tail of the para...the duckbill-thing-that-I-keep-having-to-google-to-make-sure-I'm-spelling-it's-name-right cracks open your crate and a couple others.
*Goes to attack, but first rolls a set of 8 8-sided dice to decide what attack to use* =P
OoC: There are about 16,777,216 different attacks this could produce, but I'll probably just whack it with my scythe or something =P
The para-what's-its-name manages to bang it's head on one of the bars hard enough that it knocks it off balance. It tumbles your direction.
OOC: Shouldn't there be a precise number of attacks? This is math, right?
{Probably unnecessarily long explanation of how these dice work} The dice are used by rolling the full set. Each of the eight numbers in a roll considered unique -- the result is determined not by the total number rolled, but by the combination of numbers rolled by each die. Think of the result of a theoretical roll as being "6, 5, 2, 7, 4, 1, 3, 8", for instance, not "36". The order that the dice land is also important -- 18888888 produces a different attack than 88888881. The attacks resulting from these rolls are highly unpredictable.
There are 16,777,216 attacks in all, such as Blizzard, Weasel, Levitation, Reroll x2, Naptime, Yoshi Stampede, T-Rex, Elf, Prank, and Ridiculous Hat.
This was probably a complete waste of time but it was also fun to write this =P
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We seem to be moving towards perhaps getting there at some point in the future, but I'm taking my sweet time and progressing one painfully slow step at a time. 
I'm having a hard time getting anywhere. 
