-last edited on Oct 30, 2018 9:51:52 GMT by Gnuehchcaz
Post by Gnuehchcaz on Oct 30, 2018 9:51:44 GMT
They continued fighting, hopping onto any chance their opponent could be vulnerable.
Temptation slashed his hunting knife closer and closer toward the bearded man, but he always had to take a step back away from his long sword. Temptation slashes as close to the bearded man's face as he could, but the bearded man tilted his head back avoiding the knife. His beard however, got caught in the path of the knife. It sliced the beard another inch, and the trimmings fell onto the floor.
"WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP GOING AFTER MY BEARD?!?!" The now-not-so-bearded man retorted. "IT TOOK ME NINE YEARS TO GROW IT OUT!"
"That's nothing compared to the ten years I've spent giving cookies." Temptation replied which angered his opponent.
"AHHHHH." The bearded man screamed as he lunged for Temptation once more. Temptation blocks it with his knife, and they hold their stance for a few seconds pushing against each other. The bearded man pushed harder and Temptation lost his balance and fell back, dropping his knife. Temptation was now on his back on the ground, and the bearded man let out an evil grin as he prepared to slash through Temptation.
Temptation thought of another stupid idea and he shouted "MOOOOOOOO."
"What was that supposed to do?" The bearded man asks. Then, from out of no where, a cow charges and rams its head into the bearded man and he goes flying in the air like a floppy fish out of the water. He lands on the floor almost knocked out.
"I HATE COWS!" He shouts as he lies on his back.
"I can't believe that actually worked." Temptation says to himself.
Meanwhile, Joy and the hooked-nose man fought much more rapidly, with clashing sword sounds and sparks every half second.
"Your sword fighting skills are good, but mine are better." The hooked-nose man says.
Joy eventually noticed that the hooked-nose man's sword was slowly getting worn out with creases and dents. "If you're such a good swordsman, you'd take better care of your sword and sharpen it." She comments.
"I haven't had the need to sharpen this sword cause it's been sharper than any other sword it's faced." "Oh really?" Joy says curiously, thinking of a strategy to disarm him from his sword.
I like that nickname. XD HA! Take that you filthy elvish impersonators!!!
Thanks. Maybe it should come up in the story. *blows raspberry at elvish haters*
We're having way too much fun in here, aren't we?
That would be funny, I'm still planning on putting in the stuff you told be about Damian in mine btws. *throws fake elf ears and hobbit feet* Suffer the wrath of the fandom!!!
They continued fighting, hopping onto any chance their opponent could be vulnerable.
Temptation slashed his hunting knife closer and closer toward the bearded man, but he always had to take a step back away from his long sword. Temptation slashes as close to the bearded man's face as he could, but the bearded man tilted his head back avoiding the knife. His beard however, got caught in the path of the knife. It sliced the beard another inch, and the trimmings fell onto the floor.
"WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP GOING AFTER MY BEARD?!?!" The now-not-so-bearded man retorted. "IT TOOK ME NINE YEARS TO GROW IT OUT!"
"That's nothing compared to the ten years I've spent giving cookies." Temptation replied which angered his opponent.
"AHHHHH." The bearded man screamed as he lunged for Temptation once more. Temptation blocks it with his knife, and they hold their stance for a few seconds pushing against each other. The bearded man pushed harder and Temptation lost his balance and fell back, dropping his knife. Temptation was now on his back on the ground, and the bearded man let out an evil grin as he prepared to slash through Temptation.
Temptation thought of another stupid idea and he shouted "MOOOOOOOO."
"What was that supposed to do?" The bearded man asks. Then, from out of no where, a cow charges and rams its head into the bearded man and he goes flying in the air like a floppy fish out of the water. He lands on the floor almost knocked out.
"I HATE COWS!" He shouts as he lies on his back.
"I can't believe that actually worked." Temptation says to himself.
Meanwhile, Joy and the hooked-nose man fought much more rapidly, with clashing sword sounds and sparks every half second.
"Your sword fighting skills are good, but mine are better." The hooked-nose man says.
Joy eventually noticed that the hooked-nose man's sword was slowly getting worn out with creases and dents. "If you're such a good swordsman, you'd take better care of your sword and sharpen it." She comments.
"I haven't had the need to sharpen this sword cause it's been sharper than any other sword it's faced." "Oh really?" Joy says curiously, thinking of a strategy to disarm him from his sword.
"NOT THE BEARD!"-Gimli, FotR XD XD Lol, cows. JOY! You can do it girl!
Thanks. Maybe it should come up in the story. *blows raspberry at elvish haters*
We're having way too much fun in here, aren't we?
That would be funny, I'm still planning on putting in the stuff you told be about Damian in mine btws. *throws fake elf ears and hobbit feet* Suffer the wrath of the fandom!!!
ABSOLUTELY!!! *tosses candy into the air*
*Trying to remember what that conversation was about* XP Nothing says "vicious" like a bunch of fangirls.
They continued fighting, hopping onto any chance their opponent could be vulnerable.
Temptation slashed his hunting knife closer and closer toward the bearded man, but he always had to take a step back away from his long sword. Temptation slashes as close to the bearded man's face as he could, but the bearded man tilted his head back avoiding the knife. His beard however, got caught in the path of the knife. It sliced the beard another inch, and the trimmings fell onto the floor.
"WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP GOING AFTER MY BEARD?!?!" The now-not-so-bearded man retorted. "IT TOOK ME NINE YEARS TO GROW IT OUT!"
"That's nothing compared to the ten years I've spent giving cookies." Temptation replied which angered his opponent.
"AHHHHH." The bearded man screamed as he lunged for Temptation once more. Temptation blocks it with his knife, and they hold their stance for a few seconds pushing against each other. The bearded man pushed harder and Temptation lost his balance and fell back, dropping his knife. Temptation was now on his back on the ground, and the bearded man let out an evil grin as he prepared to slash through Temptation.
Temptation thought of another stupid idea and he shouted "MOOOOOOOO."
"What was that supposed to do?" The bearded man asks. Then, from out of no where, a cow charges and rams its head into the bearded man and he goes flying in the air like a floppy fish out of the water. He lands on the floor almost knocked out.
"I HATE COWS!" He shouts as he lies on his back.
"I can't believe that actually worked." Temptation says to himself.
Meanwhile, Joy and the hooked-nose man fought much more rapidly, with clashing sword sounds and sparks every half second.
"Your sword fighting skills are good, but mine are better." The hooked-nose man says.
Joy eventually noticed that the hooked-nose man's sword was slowly getting worn out with creases and dents. "If you're such a good swordsman, you'd take better care of your sword and sharpen it." She comments.
"I haven't had the need to sharpen this sword cause it's been sharper than any other sword it's faced." "Oh really?" Joy says curiously, thinking of a strategy to disarm him from his sword.
That would be funny, I'm still planning on putting in the stuff you told be about Damian in mine btws. *throws fake elf ears and hobbit feet* Suffer the wrath of the fandom!!!
ABSOLUTELY!!! *tosses candy into the air*
*Trying to remember what that conversation was about* XP Nothing says "vicious" like a bunch of fangirls.
*dives for some of the pieces* KIT KAT!!!
I guess you'll see soon won't you…. Roit, don't mess with fangurls.
thought you meant the user for a moment facedesk *throws tons more* Plenty for everyone!!
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