Post by Therandomtacostand on Jun 27, 2018 16:13:54 GMT
@essa and @thegreatcon
The Adventurers of TACO BEAVER the snake!
Taco could feel his pulse pounding in his ears. He looked right (up the tunnel). He looked left (down the tunnel). They were close. He could sense their heat. He could smell them too. He dashed right in the direction of the surface. Covering meters he dived headlong into a side tunnel. Pumping another shell into the chamber, and not taking time to wonder how he did it, because he didn't have hands, he glared through the sights. Nothing yet? No one? Anger flared through him. They wanted to play cat and louse with him! And they were good enough to, too. They wanted to dog him all the way the very doorstep of the surface, of freedom. But they would stop him there. It would be bad, really, very bad. He grabbed a few more meters and another side tunnel. Time wasn't on his side, but he knew in his heart of hearts he would make it. He could just tell he would slide! He could just taste the fresh surface air! He glanced around again. They were getting farther away. They were moving quickly. Desperately even! They had lost him! Taco laughed to himself as he speed to his escape and his freedom. Those fools should have barricaded the exit and waited him out. They should have barricaded the exit the moment they lost him. But they didn't and he was lighting out. "Brothers, they lost me. They're far in, and I'm far out!" he said into his secure slitherie-talkie. "Totally tubular Taco!" came the reply, "You make it topside, and we'll rock and roll-out!" A rumble rolled through the tunnel floor. Loud and awful noises flowed up to meet him. They had accidentally liberated Fish and the coconut birds!!! He radioed in and said, "Brothers, things just went pear-shaped downside!!!"
{JAMMERS! -Pls Read- ONLY!} Jk This is a spoof. I am not planing on writing more. I am doing this to show TheGreatCon & Essa what can happen when irresponsible people try to write stories.
Taco could feel his pulse pounding in his ears. He looked right (up the tunnel). He looked left (down the tunnel). They were close. He could sense their heat. He could smell them too. He dashed right in the direction of the surface. Covering meters he dived headlong into a side tunnel. Pumping another shell into the chamber, and not taking time to wonder how he did it, because he didn't have hands, he glared through the sights. Nothing yet? No one? Anger flared through him. They wanted to play cat and louse with him! And they were good enough to, too. They wanted to dog him all the way the very doorstep of the surface, of freedom. But they would stop him there. It would be bad, really, very bad. He grabbed a few more meters and another side tunnel. Time wasn't on his side, but he knew in his heart of hearts he would make it. He could just tell he would slide! He could just taste the fresh surface air! He glanced around again. They were getting farther away. They were moving quickly. Desperately even! They had lost him! Taco laughed to himself as he speed to his escape and his freedom. Those fools should have barricaded the exit and waited him out. They should have barricaded the exit the moment they lost him. But they didn't and he was lighting out. "Brothers, they lost me. They're far in, and I'm far out!" he said into his secure slitherie-talkie. "Totally tubular Taco!" came the reply, "You make it topside, and we'll rock and roll-out!" A rumble rolled through the tunnel floor. Loud and awful noises flowed up to meet him. They had accidentally liberated Fish and the coconut birds!!! He radioed in and said, "Brothers, things just went pear-shaped downside!!!"
{JAMMERS! -Pls Read- ONLY!} Jk This is a spoof. I am not planing on writing more. I am doing this to show TheGreatCon & Essa what can happen when irresponsible people try to write stories.
MOAR please.
And also, is it just me, or is the fact that the taco is using shells ironic or what?
Taco could feel his pulse pounding in his ears. He looked right (up the tunnel). He looked left (down the tunnel). They were close. He could sense their heat. He could smell them too. He dashed right in the direction of the surface. Covering meters he dived headlong into a side tunnel. Pumping another shell into the chamber, and not taking time to wonder how he did it, because he didn't have hands, he glared through the sights. Nothing yet? No one? Anger flared through him. They wanted to play cat and louse with him! And they were good enough to, too. They wanted to dog him all the way the very doorstep of the surface, of freedom. But they would stop him there. It would be bad, really, very bad. He grabbed a few more meters and another side tunnel. Time wasn't on his side, but he knew in his heart of hearts he would make it. He could just tell he would slide! He could just taste the fresh surface air! He glanced around again. They were getting farther away. They were moving quickly. Desperately even! They had lost him! Taco laughed to himself as he speed to his escape and his freedom. Those fools should have barricaded the exit and waited him out. They should have barricaded the exit the moment they lost him. But they didn't and he was lighting out. "Brothers, they lost me. They're far in, and I'm far out!" he said into his secure slitherie-talkie. "Totally tubular Taco!" came the reply, "You make it topside, and we'll rock and roll-out!" A rumble rolled through the tunnel floor. Loud and awful noises flowed up to meet him. They had accidentally liberated Fish and the coconut birds!!! He radioed in and said, "Brothers, things just went pear-shaped downside!!!"
{JAMMERS! -Pls Read- ONLY!} Jk This is a spoof. I am not planing on writing more. I am doing this to show TheGreatCon & Essa what can happen when irresponsible people try to write stories.
MOAR please.
And also, is it just me, or is the fact that the taco is using shells ironic or what?
Whoa! I did not even notice that!!! But it is indeed ironic.
Post by Therandomtacostand on Jun 28, 2018 23:14:29 GMT
The Adventurers of TACO BEAVER the snake! Taco knew that time was spare. He increased his speed. He made it topside ahead of his pursuers. No mean feet because snakes have no feet. He lept into the 1648 El Camino waiting, just as Fish and his gang of mutant frog-elephants known as the coconut birds erupted from the tunnel he had just vacated. Taco yelled,"Jam, brothers, we leave this place, and the pretenders that infest its very core!" The tires spun and they left playing "Sweets' Home in Alabama" from the speakers top volume. Razor the french fry was behind the wheel driving like he was crazed. Taylor said, "Yo, Rtff, those far out frog-o-phants be all over our tails!" The El Camino started swerving and skidding all over the road, and a tongue from one of the coconut birds (frog-o-phants) got caught in a open-modified gearbox sending the car and Fish and the coconut birds into a tumbling crash. All sorts of shooting, stomping and flailing broke out involving all members of the chase. Taco was dragged out of the wreckage by Taylor. Taylor said, "Man, the others got out, but Rtff got caught under the grind." Kyle yelled, "He be fine, man, he make his way out the grind up, soon as he get out!" Taco tried to go back one time, but Taylor pulled him back, saying ,"Leave him, dawg, we gotta rip." They all split for the trees because the pursuers from the tunnel wouldn't be long in arriving at he crash scene.
Post by Therandomtacostand on Jun 29, 2018 20:10:19 GMT
The Adventurers of TACO BEAVER theGreatCon snake! Taco and the rest of his guys burst out of the woods on a cleared plot of land. The farmer working near by to them called out, "Ya'll dun lit out a'thar like a skunk with 'is tal on far!" Taylor approached him and said, "Brother, we would be in your debt if you could lend us a mode of mechanized transportation." "Well shoo, I don knew what youse jabbering on about. You rekon you cood mince it down 'bit." said the farmer. Taylor said, "We seek a car. What is your name, brot-fellow." "Shoe the brickturtle is my name. And I ga' lil som'n that mi' jes' help." came the response from Shoe the brickturtle. Shoe led them around the field, and into the barn. Minutes later Taco and his gang was racing away down the road. Taylor was burning up the road at 20 mph in the 1936 Creeky tractor they had just been loaned by Shoe the farmer. He said, "This is your captain speaking, Make yourselves comfortable its going to be a long, bumpy ride." Reggie snuggled down on one of the large rear fenders, muttering, "Comfortable?" Taco lay in the scoop of the tractor's bucket. He suddenly jolted up and searched for the USB drive they were after. He had not seen any of them near, but they were tricky so he would not doubt that one could have grabbed it. Luck was with them. It was still there.
The Adventurers of TACO BEAVER the snake! Taco knew that time was spare. He increased his speed. He made it topside ahead of his pursuers. No mean feet because snakes have no feet. He lept into the 1648 El Camino waiting, just as Fish and his gang of mutant frog-elephants known as the coconut birds erupted from the tunnel he had just vacated. Taco yelled,"Jam, brothers, we leave this place, and the pretenders that infest its very core!" The tires spun and they left playing "Sweets' Home in Alabama" from the speakers top volume. Razor the french fry was behind the wheel driving like he was crazed. Taylor said, "Yo, Rtff, those far out frog-o-phants be all over our tails!" The El Camino started swerving and skidding all over the road, and a tongue from one of the coconut birds (frog-o-phants) got caught in a open-modified gearbox sending the car and Fish and the coconut birds into a tumbling crash. All sorts of shooting, stomping and flailing broke out involving all members of the chase. Taco was dragged out of the wreckage by Taylor. Taylor said, "Man, the others got out, but Rtff got caught under the grind." Kyle yelled, "He be fine, man, he make his way out the grind up, soon as he get out!" Taco tried to go back one time, but Taylor pulled him back, saying ,"Leave him, dawg, we gotta rip." They all split for the trees because the pursuers from the tunnel wouldn't be long in arriving at he crash scene.
The Adventurers of TACO BEAVER theGreatCon snake! Taco and the rest of his guys burst out of the woods on a cleared plot of land. The farmer working near by to them called out, "Ya'll dun lit out a'thar like a skunk with 'is tal on far!" Taylor approached him and said, "Brother, we would be in your debt if you could lend us a mode of mechanized transportation." "Well shoo, I don knew what youse jabbering on about. You rekon you cood mince it down 'bit." said the farmer. Taylor said, "We seek a car. What is your name, brot-fellow." "Shoe the brickturtle is my name. And I ga' lil som'n that mi' jes' help." came the response from Shoe the brickturtle. Shoe led them around the field, and into the barn. Minutes later Taco and his gang was racing away down the road. Taylor was burning up the road at 20 mph in the 1936 Creeky tractor they had just been loaned by Shoe the farmer. He said, "This is your captain speaking, Make yourselves comfortable its going to be a long, bumpy ride." Reggie snuggled down on one of the large rear fenders, muttering, "Comfortable?" Taco lay in the scoop of the tractor's bucket. He suddenly jolted up and searched for the USB drive they were after. He had not seen any of them near, but they were tricky so he would not doubt that one could have grabbed it. Luck was with them. It was still there.
The Adventurers of TACO BEAVER theGreatCon snake! Taco and the rest of his guys burst out of the woods on a cleared plot of land. The farmer working near by to them called out, "Ya'll dun lit out a'thar like a skunk with 'is tal on far!" Taylor approached him and said, "Brother, we would be in your debt if you could lend us a mode of mechanized transportation." "Well shoo, I don knew what youse jabbering on about. You rekon you cood mince it down 'bit." said the farmer. Taylor said, "We seek a car. What is your name, brot-fellow." "Shoe the brickturtle is my name. And I ga' lil som'n that mi' jes' help." came the response from Shoe the brickturtle. Shoe led them around the field, and into the barn. Minutes later Taco and his gang was racing away down the road. Taylor was burning up the road at 20 mph in the 1936 Creeky tractor they had just been loaned by Shoe the farmer. He said, "This is your captain speaking, Make yourselves comfortable its going to be a long, bumpy ride." Reggie snuggled down on one of the large rear fenders, muttering, "Comfortable?" Taco lay in the scoop of the tractor's bucket. He suddenly jolted up and searched for the USB drive they were after. He had not seen any of them near, but they were tricky so he would not doubt that one could have grabbed it. Luck was with them. It was still there.
Post by Therandomtacostand on Jul 5, 2018 18:30:37 GMT
The Adventurers of TACO BEAVER the snake! Taylor "woke up" Taco and the others when they stopped for gas. They were at some random old gas station somewhere out in the boonies. After indescribable amounts of struggle with old and half broken gas pumps they managed to get some gas against the odds. The guys all climbed back onto the tractor, and Reggie took the wheel. As they rode out from the gas station the puttputt of the tractor seemed even louder than when they left the farm. They made it almost to the town but the tractor conked out ten miles out side of the city borders. Everybody turned out and they began the schlep in towards the city.
The Adventurers of TACO BEAVER the snake! Taylor "woke up" Taco and the others when they stopped for gas. They were at some random old gas station somewhere out in the boonies. After indescribable amounts of struggle with old and half broken gas pumps they managed to get some gas against the odds. The guys all climbed back onto the tractor, and Reggie took the wheel. As they rode out from the gas station the puttputt of the tractor seemed even louder than when they left the farm. They made it almost to the town but the tractor conked out ten miles out side of the city borders. Everybody turned out and they began the schlep in towards the city.
But it is indeed ironic.
