This is a petition for this emote, which is basically the opposite of the derp:
It would be a nice companion to the derp, and darned cracks me up.
Please sign hear if you want it; I'm not gonna be horrifically depressed and grief-stricken if we don't get it.
I think I remember some derp-haters saying they thought it was a bit more manageable than the derp, but then again, it could have been this one: (which you can also sign for if you want)
Anywayz, MockingbirdInc
I'll sign, because it is one of the the most eccentric pieces of emote design I've seen in a while.