*flies fall on floor* *scoops them back up onto grill while glancing around to see if anybody saw this* *blows them all off* *goes back to flipping fries, while whistling*
*Clenches eyes teeth shut* Deep breath………Con.
That typo, just made that a zillion billion times more gross. XD
Well I hope so. That would be very CONspicuous indeed. XD Yeah, not many people have big families these days. Lots of kids seem to be lucky to be the second of a pair.
I'm good at cleaning up messes. I should have stuck that on my resume. Yeah, not sure if the mods would let that through. Poor kids. Nothing beats big families.
Potentially, it might have helped indeed. They'd have to be insane to. Ik, I usually feel slightly sad when I see only children. I guess the only thing that could beat a big family would be a happy family.
It was nice knowing you. Sadly, you will be missed. *Lurks in dark rafters creepily….waiting…watching…*
Which one did you find? Most of them are sold out already. *installs light for you*
I found enough. *reaches over and turns it off, muttering and frowning* I chose these rafters because they are darker that the others by at least half a shade.
Now put on a sentence, one on each. The first one ending in bat the second one ending in hat. Why? It will be a perfectly sweet and gently mannerly dog.
*puts on sentence* Ugh, I don't look good in sentences.
I once ate a bat. I promptly vomited in my hat.
Okay, done. I bet it'll use silverware to eat me.
Try a different color or cut.
Very good!! Now lets work on getting the poem to have rhythm.
XD You need to have a realization. Not all animals are evil or will become evil.
Eh, he owed me for burning the ribs at last months barbecue. But it's a sock drawer. The others got all the cool and meaningful stuff and I got the sock drawer….
That's kind of morbid if you think about it too long. Hey, don't CONplain with your lot in life, I'm the dead guy.
Not really….they were out of brisket at the K-mart so we bought ribs….why? That's why I chose to use the sock drawer to deface instead of complaining. But you do have a good point.
I noticed, it's why you are here and at this place and present in this location. Right….. I'll just go process that and then take my hurt feelings and go through counseling to deal with them then. Yep, I didn't want those images in my head. XD
No, that's why I'm currently standing on my head at the North Pole, hugging a toucan. Family above friends. I didn't particularly want those images in my picture albums.
*desperatly needs a pic of that* XD Friends are the family you choose. Burn it. I've heard it brings great closure.
Um, no. You have way more than me which is unfair because I did the work. I was thinking more like I got almost all of it, then the mods got some and then the last remaining lose change could be divided by the masses.
Okay, but the loose change is based upon post count.
Nah, tic tacs are inferior next to jellybeans I support and fund this endeavor.
*sticks jelly on lima beans* If you say so. Ooh, what's my financial grant look like?
Do you remember what happened when Nexo tried to trick me into eating tofu? I would stongly advise you to not do what you're planning…… -_- Very offical and businesslike. A clean white background with steel grey print and highlights. Times New Roman font.