Very good. Lets start with something simple and work up. Two lines, the words are Bat and Hat. Well I'll make sure to bring a dog that can signal the use of hallucinations.
___ ____, okay, I've got two lines. If you bring a dog, I'm gonna be a no-show.
Now put on a sentence, one on each. The first one ending in bat the second one ending in hat. Why? It will be a perfectly sweet and gently mannerly dog.
Hmmmmm. Well it got it's attention, now the case is on it's way to the Surgeon General. Like what, dirty socks? Maybe a mothball or two if I'm lucky??
I'm not sure why we need a military doctor on this, but okay. Well, they're all clean, and there's even two colors...!
Eh, he owed me for burning the ribs at last months barbecue. But it's a sock drawer. The others got all the cool and meaningful stuff and I got the sock drawer….
Wow Con….just wow…… That's a little cold don't you think. That's……also very…..unique?? XD
What can I say, I habitually do the impossible. Oh, I'm very concerned about you too, I just have to keep my priorities straight here. It made for some Goot/Treabeard looking kids for a bit.
I noticed, it's why you are here and at this place and present in this location. Right….. I'll just go process that and then take my hurt feelings and go through counseling to deal with them then. Yep, I didn't want those images in my head. XD
I just won the MB's a seven billion dollar court case.
What the bricks are we gonna do with the money? I vote we pass it out based on post counts.
Um, no. You have way more than me which is unfair because I did the work. I was thinking more like I got almost all of it, then the mods got some and then the last remaining lose change could be divided by the masses.
Honestly, I don't know if I had one. Your loss. *flips fries*
O.O I'm not moving from this spot.
Oh. XD Not really.
*smell of dead squirrel permeates the house*
*flies fall on floor* *scoops them back up onto grill while glancing around to see if anybody saw this* *blows them all off* *goes back to flipping fries, while whistling*