Do you trust me with scissors next to your fingers? Hmmmm, I see. I prefer doing it in the great outdoors, if I have someone to do it with, I get bored when I am alone.
Give me a good reason not too. Oh, wait, please don't. You sound doubtful. I like people, but on bike rides, I like music more.
Good thing you retracted your request so quickly. XD Do I? True, it's also hard to talk when you're riding a bike and attempting to get enough oxygen.
Yes entirely, I don't live near the ocean. Make sure he's ripped too. (Realizes what a bad friendo I am to encourage such things. XD)
Just do it. *this advertisement was paid in full by Nike*
I totally do. How am I supposed to check that? No, you're being a great help on this venture.
Lol, maybe. XD
Liar. Also the ozarks don't count. They usually wear a shirt that shows how ripped they are with a hair style like that. It's going to be entertaining either way.
I'm not a huge fan of purple, or pink. Besides, if we make up something some weirdo could come along and read it and trick one of us. Trust me, you'll know.
*feels bad for suggesting a gender-stereotyped color* I'll be wearing a Jurassic Park shirt.
Don't feel bad, I don't. Here's a deal, when I'm going to be in the area I'll give you a riddle or whatever. Lol, I saw a teen guy wearing a TOP shirt today and I almost wanted to ask him, but I didn't.
Oh. XD I don't have that much access to used stamps. Yes it is. Fine then. It would mean a lot to me if you watched it with an open mind. :3
Go through people's paper trash. Not to me. They also have corrupted the minds of part of my youth group. The veggie apocalypse has begun.
You found another creative way to amuse and gross me out. XD What do you want me to say. You very neatly sidestepped saying you would actually do it. So will you?