It seems weird to look up that on Google itself. And I just did exactly that, and yes, there is what appears to be an entirely serious religion based upon worship of google, titled googlism.
Which one of myselfs? Uh-ohwhat'dyado? *disappointment reaches new high*
The third one. Uhhh, not me boi……. okay yeah….but technically you were the one sleep walking so really…. And in later news the Con Disappointment measurements have reached and new all time high!!!Back to you Bob.
That's my fourth best one of me, dat's good. Good gravy, don't blame me for your life's problems. Blame the goat. *points* That deserved more than a five second spotlight.
JURASSIC MOVIES ALL NIGHT!!! *plans to shoot down the moon during my turn of the tide, that way it never changes* Now what are you going to do with me?
Give me one good reason while I'll ever need to know the periodic table.
Called it. Don't count your chickens till they hatch. I hadn't thought about that. I guess tie you up and go shopping.
Um…..it'll be in at least the entry test for college.
Actually, not. But I have seen 3 in the last week or so. I only count my chickens once they're cooked. *flails wildly*
Nope. Try again. l have never learned the periodic table, and I'm going to college and getting my tuition paid on scholarship.
No, this is why one day the police will pull me over for speeding, and I will end up in the insane asylum instead of just getting a ticket.
I wish fate gave me great deals on movies more often. I haven't any in a while, they were mostly the kid films, and all the hallmark romances. Most 5-10 year olds are more wordly wise than me.
So always have your best friend armed with duck tape with you.
I meant it prevented you from buying a stuffed head. With younger siblings, kid films are the norm eh. I didn't do much Hallmark until we started living with my grandparents. This world is so wrong. XD Well, I guess well done to you?
*hands you a roll* I'll be over in an hour.
Well, that was a not-so-amazing side-effect. I haz two younger siblings, but we mainly watch the newer ones now. I've never done much Hallmark. Do I look like a steak to you?