I strive to exist in Missouri. It can be tough sometimes. I know, but actually, face-to-face CON be a bit overrated.
A derp with an attitude.
Wow, I had no idea Missouri was that miserable. Is it really all that bad? Hmm, that's an interesting opinion. Are you simply saying that because of your "touchiphobia"?
Saz derp.
It's a great place, actually. I still CON't wait to move away, though. Maybe...it is easier to play nerf face-to-face.
*name one way if could be worse* Slang in the dictionaries?
Lol, sure. As a easy beginning. First I'll change all the grammer rules, then I'll take random words and change a bunch of them. Then I'll name everyone Dave or Giselle(in Swahilian). Then I'll mix up the alphabet and put in some new letters!!! Let caos reign….
Sounds great to me, Giselle. And also, I checked, Giselle is still Giselle in Swahilian.
I did? What were they about? I could use some. *dumps it on head and scrubs it into hair* Nice and greasy.
You CON eat it and see if it helps. *spawns a medic*
Mostly nonsense. But there was some stuff about random things like Abbie, Rps, activity spurts, Rapunzel, who you should listen to and their cover art. Stuff like that. Joy, a greasy punk. My mother will be so proud to find what company I'm keeping. XD jk.
Ummm….not sure I should actually do that tho… XD *weird* Yo medic.
Ah, yes, that stuff. I do vaguely remember these CONversations. I IRL look quite a bit like the stalker freak your parents warned you about. And I'm not kidding.
Just try a bite. *medic merely nods head, and pulls out small saw and pokers* Let the surgery commence.
Actually, the chair is in charge. I keep dreaming about work-related stuff now...ugh.
Aw, but chair got to be in charge last time! Chair watched youtube while you were gone and only pretended to be in charge!! :G I hate that, some of my worst sleep happens when I dream of work.
But was it quality YouTube? *checks browser history* Oh, very. He stays in charge. It has been miserable, it's ruining my days off.
We'll title it six foot under. 
That's probs already been used. 
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Let caos reign…. 
*checks browser history* Oh, very. He stays in charge. 
We'll title it six foot under.