I'm the type of guy who is obsessed with random statistics. Guess what, you're getting a small dump of them on here, cause I got curious about my MB writing career this morning.
So, I've written a full total of nine stories, 7 of them finished, two of them at least sort of in progress. I think I posted my first while 14. I am now 18. This is 4 years of MB stories, though there is almost a full year's gap due to my recently-recovered-from break.
Here's my stories, with word counts, in order of appearance...or at least, in order of how I think they appeared.
Con Stories: Raptor Rebellion/Dilophosaurus Danger: 4246 Alone on Isla Nublar: 4121 Attack of Awkard Silence: 6643 Lost in a Jurassic Dream : 14494 The Story of Sir Bricks: 7518 The MBer: 25987 WE LOST LOWERY: 13055 The Runner: 10915 BASICS: 3818
That brings my total words written up to...90837. About the size of a good, thick, teen novel.
But wait, Con has written a couple of MB stories that never made the cut and got posted, despite being some of my best work.
Unposted MB stories Lord of the Sombreros: 7953 Losing Likes: 10213
And then there's my co-writes (not a single one of them ever got finished ).
Co-writes: Garflego and Peanuts (Co-write with Glubby): 813 Guardians of the MBs(Co-write with Sweets, Brian, Booomer, Darkie): 2175 Pirates of the MBs(Co-write with Sweets): 2350 Three Parallel Adventures...Journeys...Things (Co-write with Boomer and Legoagentfigure): 1865
Let's not forget a couple random topics that involved quite a bit of typing.
Side projects: Caroling: 544 You Choose the Path of Sir Bricks: 8283 Sir Bricks dares: 8325 Lego Minifigues Online Holiiday Spirit: 1169
And leads my full tally of words written on MB story-related stuff to... 134527
I was hoping for a lot more.
Ya know, I wish Three Parallel Adventures had survived so I could lift off and dive into the more interesting parts of Lexos' backstory.
Hey Con, we should do a co-write sometime! I have thoroughly crushed my writers block since that fatal time on the old MBs.
My story is only 7,479 words. I wish it was bigger.
I clamped the laptop lid down later. I had gotten all the way through the pirates level of Minifigures Online, only to figure out they had reverted to the membership options from free-to-play. I needed more minifigures to advance to the next level. Oh well, I preferred that to the free dump of minifigures you got with the later version.
I had seen a few other users around the game, most of them speeding through the level with barely a nod in my direction. I was massively behind.
I slid the laptop back into the crevice in the rock. I stored it up here. If it lived where I did, it would’ve been pilfered long ago.
The first thing you learn about sleeping in a communal room is that there is no such thing as “property” and “justice.” There’s a lot to be said for locked doors and safes.
I slid off my pedestal with the help of a few good hand holds and bit of a roll at the bottom. I took off down the street, stuffing the plastic wrapping from the game into my pocket. I was on a gamers rush of adrenaline still, which helped me ignore the ache in my leg.
The wound tended to act up on rainy days. Just kidding, it didn’t pay the slightest attention to the weather…yet.
I got a corner cot in the basement I lived in, bypassing the shower in favor of a quick snack of Doritos. I didn’t dream of LEGO Multiplayer Battles that night, though. My mind yet again played through the war in horror movie mode.
That was one movie I wished I could switch off.
Aw, poor guy. D: war horror movie mode is never fun.
CON't wait for mooooore! ^-^ *Does a happy little jig*
I'm the type of guy who is obsessed with random statistics. Guess what, you're getting a small dump of them on here, cause I got curious about my MB writing career this morning.
So, I've written a full total of nine stories, 7 of them finished, two of them at least sort of in progress. I think I posted my first while 14. I am now 18. This is 4 years of MB stories, though there is almost a full year's gap due to my recently-recovered-from break.
Here's my stories, with word counts, in order of appearance...or at least, in order of how I think they appeared.
Con Stories: Raptor Rebellion/Dilophosaurus Danger: 4246 Alone on Isla Nublar: 4121 Attack of Awkard Silence: 6643 Lost in a Jurassic Dream : 14494 The Story of Sir Bricks: 7518 The MBer: 25987 WE LOST LOWERY: 13055 The Runner: 10915 BASICS: 3818
That brings my total words written up to...90837. About the size of a good, thick, teen novel.
But wait, Con has written a couple of MB stories that never made the cut and got posted, despite being some of my best work.
Unposted MB stories Lord of the Sombreros: 7953 Losing Likes: 10213
And then there's my co-writes (not a single one of them ever got finished ).
Co-writes: Garflego and Peanuts (Co-write with Glubby): 813 Guardians of the MBs(Co-write with Sweets, Brian, Booomer, Darkie): 2175 Pirates of the MBs(Co-write with Sweets): 2350 Three Parallel Adventures...Journeys...Things (Co-write with Boomer and Legoagentfigure): 1865
Let's not forget a couple random topics that involved quite a bit of typing.
Side projects: Caroling: 544 You Choose the Path of Sir Bricks: 8283 Sir Bricks dares: 8325 Lego Minifigues Online Holiiday Spirit: 1169
And leads my full tally of words written on MB story-related stuff to... 134527
I was hoping for a lot more.
I wrote one MB story. It is 107,374 words.
Yours was crazy long, I remember reading up on it. Did I ever get to the end?
Okay, either it fixed itself, or I was hallucinating.
The NF is the stage name of a clean rapper I like, and the other symbol is Twenty-One Pilots logo. You identified all the others correctly. It's like a list of all the stickers I wanna stick on my vehicle once I get it.
hmmm….. *mutters under breath*
Ah, If you like that sort of thing you should try LeCray. Ah I've heard one of their songs, it was good. Oh, good. Ah nice choices.
Probs hallucinating. I do that for fun.
I used to listen to his tracks a lot, haven't broke him out in a while.
I'm the type of guy who is obsessed with random statistics. Guess what, you're getting a small dump of them on here, cause I got curious about my MB writing career this morning.
So, I've written a full total of nine stories, 7 of them finished, two of them at least sort of in progress. I think I posted my first while 14. I am now 18. This is 4 years of MB stories, though there is almost a full year's gap due to my recently-recovered-from break.
Here's my stories, with word counts, in order of appearance...or at least, in order of how I think they appeared.
Con Stories: Raptor Rebellion/Dilophosaurus Danger: 4246 Alone on Isla Nublar: 4121 Attack of Awkard Silence: 6643 Lost in a Jurassic Dream : 14494 The Story of Sir Bricks: 7518 The MBer: 25987 WE LOST LOWERY: 13055 The Runner: 10915 BASICS: 3818
That brings my total words written up to...90837. About the size of a good, thick, teen novel.
But wait, Con has written a couple of MB stories that never made the cut and got posted, despite being some of my best work.
Unposted MB stories Lord of the Sombreros: 7953 Losing Likes: 10213
And then there's my co-writes (not a single one of them ever got finished ).
Co-writes: Garflego and Peanuts (Co-write with Glubby): 813 Guardians of the MBs(Co-write with Sweets, Brian, Booomer, Darkie): 2175 Pirates of the MBs(Co-write with Sweets): 2350 Three Parallel Adventures...Journeys...Things (Co-write with Boomer and Legoagentfigure): 1865
Let's not forget a couple random topics that involved quite a bit of typing.
Side projects: Caroling: 544 You Choose the Path of Sir Bricks: 8283 Sir Bricks dares: 8325 Lego Minifigues Online Holiiday Spirit: 1169
And leads my full tally of words written on MB story-related stuff to... 134527
I was hoping for a lot more.
Ya know, I wish Three Parallel Adventures had survived so I could lift off and dive into the more interesting parts of Lexos' backstory.
Hey Con, we should do a co-write sometime! I have thoroughly crushed my writers block since that fatal time on the old MBs.
My story is only 7,479 words. I wish it was bigger.
I never really got into that one, I'm not sure why.
That'd be cool! I haven't done one of those in so long.
That's a good size, means you don't have to post parts for six months or something to get it all out there.
School was about the last thing I wanted to do when I awoke in the morning. I almost decided to play hooky, but then I realized that Mateo would smash me if I didn’t show.
So, with a heavy sigh, I shouldered my slashed backpack, and hurried off. I grabbed a doughnut on my way there, tossing the usual buck to the baker. I’d eat something more economical, such as oatmeal, except they didn’t exactly supply a stove in the communal basement.
School was held inside an old warehouse. Empty crates were used for desks. The teacher used a concrete wall as a whiteboard, and spray-paint as an eraser. That’s the one thing we do have an abundance of down here: spray-paint. No clue why.
Mateo was halfway up. I slipped onto the crate with him. You sat on them during lecture time, and kneeled next to them to use them as a writing surface whenever we actually had paper to work with.
My education has been sketchy, to say the least.
My teacher informed us today’s topic was the previous history of the CONfederation of Disunited States (my emphasis). I’m not so sure he was qualified to teach this, but it turns out that, in fact, he had a great-aunt (who he had never met) who lived there! He definitely knew his stuff!
Mateo nudged me. “Did it finish loading?” For your convenience, I shall translate the conversations to English, and change the first letter of every third word. Just kidding about the second part.
“Nope. You missed my funeral.”
“How’d you like it?”
“Amazing, man.” I shook my head. “I’m in LEGO Minifigures Online right now.”
Mateo fake-gagged. “The worst portal man, the worst!”
“I used to play the game.” I shrugged. “Anyways, you like Friends better?”
This time he gagged for real.
“WAS IT SOMETHING YOU ATE, OR SOMETHING ALEJANDRO SAID, MATEO?” The teacher boomed at us.
Mateo pointed at me, as if trying to pass the guilt on. I rolled my eyes.
Our instructor went back to his rambling lecture, and I attempted to stay attentive.
Ah, If you like that sort of thing you should try LeCray. Ah I've heard one of their songs, it was good. Oh, good. Ah nice choices.
Probs hallucinating. I do that for fun.
I used to listen to his tracks a lot, haven't broke him out in a while.
Lol, you purposefully enjoy the wonderfully frustrating and hair pulling side affects of hallucination things that arn't there. That's an interesting hobby.
Guess what, you're getting a small dump of them on here, cause I got curious about my MB writing career this morning. 
I wish it was bigger. 
Much needed comedic relief. 
You identified all the others correctly. 
Oh, good. Ah nice choices. 
I haven't done one of those in so long. 
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You, my friend, are doing a fantabulous job! *Happy little jig CONtinues* 
Can anyone say salmonella? 
I haven't done one of those in so long.