Maybe there's just a shortage of girls wherever you live.
Sure, they CON be important too.
Well, rn there is a shortage of anybody under the age of about 60,000. But when we move back nope. I just don't really get along with/like most teenage girls that are around these days.
But especially for CON puns.
Ah, retirement city. Okay, I get that. Us homeschoolers and public schoolers don't mix well IRL.
One of the many ingredient that make up a good pun.
It was the lack of my customary backwards ballcap, I do believe. But then again, the shirt I was wearing was too big on me, so maybe. Well, be more specific.
Ah, yep that combo would do it. (I say as if I would actually know XD) Set. That fan. Down on the desk. Exactly four feet from you. Leave it on and then go sit in the swively wheely chair in front of your desk. Better?
It must've. (*trusts you* ) *raises hand* My swively wheely chair is downstairs, and the CONputer is upstairs...
Well, rn there is a shortage of anybody under the age of about 60,000. But when we move back nope. I just don't really get along with/like most teenage girls that are around these days.
But especially for CON puns.
Ah, retirement city. Okay, I get that. Us homeschoolers and public schoolers don't mix well IRL.
One of the many ingredient that make up a good pun.
Where the snowbird and golf buffs play. Seldom is hear, an encouraging word! And their sour and pruny all day!! *bows* That's pretty true. But teenagers are weird nowadays. XD Walmart agrees with me.
Including wit, speeilling, no shame and greeeeeeeen.
Ah, yep that combo would do it. (I say as if I would actually know XD) Set. That fan. Down on the desk. Exactly four feet from you. Leave it on and then go sit in the swively wheely chair in front of your desk. Better?
It must've. (*trusts you* ) *raises hand* My swively wheely chair is downstairs, and the CONputer is upstairs...
There could be no other reason? (Good for you, I totally know what I'm talking about. ) Everything else was right?? XD Well I guess that's what you get when you ride it down the stairs even tho I told you time and time again not to. Now you have the CONsequence of carrying it back up.
It is an accepted fact on pvp arenas that alliances will happen, and pretty much everybody hates it, except, of course, when they’re the ones teaming.
Me and Mateo struck a truce, and dropped into a round. Our stated goal was to survive. It was about all we had a shot at doing. Except now I had a trick up my sleeve.
You should’ve seen Mateo’s face when I tossed him an rpg.
“You…wha….how….?” His mouth flapped around, and he tore off his goggles to stare at me.
“Hey, don’t waste it, man!” I said. He quickly ducked back into the game, and started blasting away. We finished the round with me going down as thirtieth, and he got third.
He tore his goggles off and tossed them on the couch. “Explain!”
“Well, you see, I hopped in this immersion rig when you weren’t looking, and swam my way down…you see, I used to do Olympic races…” I grinned.
“Cut it out.” He glared at me. “Just tell me you didn’t hack.”
“I didn’t hack.”
“Okay, now I’m speechless.” Mateo shook his head. “I feel like I should worship you or something now.”
I frowned. “I’d rather that you didn’t.”
He dropped onto his knees. “I hailest thee, god of the rpg. Send your guns to me that we shall be victorious in combat.”
“Shut up.” I clobbered him with a pillow. “So, you wanna know how I got it?”
“Heck, yeah.” He said. “But no, don’t tell me.”
I raised an eyebrow, CONfused.
“I don’t wanna steal your trick.” He said, grabbing his goggles. “That’s your find, you deserve to keep it secret. Let’s go mine this thing.”
We queued up again.
lol Love the new parts!!! I think we all know a Mateo.
-last edited on Jun 18, 2018 22:38:02 GMT by TheGreatCon
Post by TheGreatCon on Jun 18, 2018 22:35:49 GMT
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Mateo had school the next day. He was not happy about that, to say the least. When one’s friend has discovered a super-weapon and turned into a celebrity overnight, it’s practically unbearable to go through the day listening to a man in glasses and a vest tell you to pay better attention, because your life status depends on your education. I’m sure he was very tempted to bite back with some retort about where that man’s education had landed him, but if I had to guess he thought better about that. I wouldn’t have, but I am not as good of a human being.
After wandering around handing out rpgs for a while, I portaled over to the Jurassic World board again.
Sweets was lounging in a café. I sat down next to her.
Sweetcrazy6: you famous boi.
TheGreatCon: Yeah, guess so.
Sweetcrazy6: why you still here?
TheGreatCon: Huh?
Sweetcrazy6: now’s your chance, go make better friends.
TheGreatCon: Nah, I’m gonna stick with the ones I got.
Sweetcrazy6: heyo, I admire that.
TheGreatCon: I play a different game than the bigs.
Sweetcrazy6: any chance I’m gonna get one of them sweet rpgs?
TheGreatCon: Meet you at the hub in five. Spread the word.
She gave me a list of Jurassic World board users, that way I wouldn’t shoot any of them by accident, and we as we all filtered in and out, I CONtinued pulling rpgs out of the pond like a fish.
The gang was practically ecstatic. A lot of them topped their high scores in the challenge, and legoaquilino actually placed first twice.
Eventually I directed us back over to the Jurassic World board, my fingers starting to cramp from spam-typing “front crawl” one too many times.
The second we were back on the board, messages started pouring in.
Surprisingly enough, people weren’t that interested in how I got the rpg. A few asked, but they accepted the fact that I didn’t feel like sharing with jokes and tongue-smileys. They were CONtent enough that I had shared.
At my suggestion, we dropped in and played through the Jurassic Park movie en masse. It was epic, and made even better by the fact that we were all there together.
For once in my life, I felt like I was surrounded by a group of friends. Sure, I always had Mateo IRL. But this was bigger.
Mateo himself showed up and helped us finish the movie. We all trickled off after that. I was about to log off when I got a message from Sweets.
Sweetcrazy6: thanks con.
TheGreatCon: No problem.
Sweetcrazy6: no, seriously boi, you done good. That’s the most fun I had on here.
TheGreatCon: Glad I could be part of it. It was a good day for me too.
Sweetcrazy6: gtg, see ya around
TheGreatCon: Adios. *tips sombrero*
Mateo glanced over at me as my computer shut down. “Well, now what?”
“I was hoping we could clean out some more stuff.” I glanced around the warehouse.
“You, sir, are an-”
“Yes, yes, I know!” I interrupted. “But I’m also going stir-crazy, LMBs or no!”
He gave up, and I limped around carrying light stuff.
Okay, I get that. Us homeschoolers and public schoolers don't mix well IRL. 
(I say as if I would actually know XD) 
Now you have the CONsequence of carrying it back up. 
Mateo is a good character.
