He fired a quick round. I ducked, spun and released a boomerang. It whizzed by his head, he never flinched.
benboy755: Sure you’re not an Australian?
TheGreatCon: Sure you don’t want to use a dupe account for this fight?
Benboy also had a reputation as being one of the best conversant gamers, managing to hold conversations while thrashing opponents. It probably helped that he had a voice-to-text convertor.
I did some fancy maneuvers with my sharpened boomerang, which was merely me showing off. I couldn’t resist coding in a few useless showy moves last minute. He fired again, then pulled a hammer out of his armory and hurled it at me. I leapt over the bullets, which had been aimed low, and then as the hammer flew past I reached out and karate-chopped it out of the air. I turned, while drawing my sword, and blocked an incoming blow that I didn’t have to see to know it was there. His…sharp thingy bounced off my weapon, and he did a quick backhand. I parried and kicked at his shins. He stepped back, and sliced at my leg. I did a quick somersault over his unidentifiable sharp object, and swiped at his legs. He leapt over the blade and did a hard overhead swipe. I rolled to the side, springing to my feet. He used his other hand to nick me with a knife, but I quickly retaliated with a hard blow to his hand. He thrust with his swordish thing, I knocked it aside, and threw the boomerang. It missed his head as he ducked to the side. I parried another blow, and caught the returning boomerang.
It had taken me ages to master the boomerang. Do you know how hard it is to throw one in real life? Try mastering throwing one in-game! All the physics did apply in there, though, so it was merely a matter of the correct flick of the wrist. Oh, yeah, and remembering to catch it on the return.
It was slashes and parries, slices and ducks, weapon-switches and witty dialogue for a solid five minutes. I kept at it with the boomerang, changing my main weapon to keep pace with his switches, but maintaining the sharpened wooden crescent.
benboy755: Okay, that’s it kid. I’m bringing out the big guns.
And with that he drew out a totally uninspiring tree branch and proceeded to beat at me with it.
1. APPLY ICE PACK TO BURNT AREA O-o 2. UFO USO 3. I can't. this is too much. help. and all that intense fighting just to build up to that moment. omg xD
3. Don't belittle tree branches. They're very dangerous, and readily available.
He fired a quick round. I ducked, spun and released a boomerang. It whizzed by his head, he never flinched.
benboy755: Sure you’re not an Australian?
TheGreatCon: Sure you don’t want to use a dupe account for this fight?
Benboy also had a reputation as being one of the best conversant gamers, managing to hold conversations while thrashing opponents. It probably helped that he had a voice-to-text convertor.
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benboy755: Okay, that’s it kid. I’m bringing out the big guns.
And with that he drew out a totally uninspiring tree branch and proceeded to beat at me with it.
YEAH THE FIGHT'S ON!!
. . . well that's a little humiliating.
I'm adding this fight to my personal list of Top Ten Anime Battles.
That sounds like a YouTube video that would end up in my recommended bar. And I don't even watch anime.
He fired a quick round. I ducked, spun and released a boomerang. It whizzed by his head, he never flinched.
benboy755: Sure you’re not an Australian?
TheGreatCon: Sure you don’t want to use a dupe account for this fight?
Benboy also had a reputation as being one of the best conversant gamers, managing to hold conversations while thrashing opponents. It probably helped that he had a voice-to-text convertor.
I did some fancy maneuvers with my sharpened boomerang, which was merely me showing off. I couldn’t resist coding in a few useless showy moves last minute. He fired again, then pulled a hammer out of his armory and hurled it at me. I leapt over the bullets, which had been aimed low, and then as the hammer flew past I reached out and karate-chopped it out of the air. I turned, while drawing my sword, and blocked an incoming blow that I didn’t have to see to know it was there. His…sharp thingy bounced off my weapon, and he did a quick backhand. I parried and kicked at his shins. He stepped back, and sliced at my leg. I did a quick somersault over his unidentifiable sharp object, and swiped at his legs. He leapt over the blade and did a hard overhead swipe. I rolled to the side, springing to my feet. He used his other hand to nick me with a knife, but I quickly retaliated with a hard blow to his hand. He thrust with his swordish thing, I knocked it aside, and threw the boomerang. It missed his head as he ducked to the side. I parried another blow, and caught the returning boomerang.
It had taken me ages to master the boomerang. Do you know how hard it is to throw one in real life? Try mastering throwing one in-game! All the physics did apply in there, though, so it was merely a matter of the correct flick of the wrist. Oh, yeah, and remembering to catch it on the return.
It was slashes and parries, slices and ducks, weapon-switches and witty dialogue for a solid five minutes. I kept at it with the boomerang, changing my main weapon to keep pace with his switches, but maintaining the sharpened wooden crescent.
benboy755: Okay, that’s it kid. I’m bringing out the big guns.
And with that he drew out a totally uninspiring tree branch and proceeded to beat at me with it.
. . . Well I can't say it's not effective
He better be careful or he's going to put somebody's eye out with that.
I quickly adjusted to a short sword and attempted to trim it down, but it resisted. I soon came to realize it was a higher tier, and things started to look a bit down. The branch wasn’t too thick, but very leafy. And all the leaves acted a little knives, it was like a giant, rather unpredictable flail. I quickly pulled out a shield and went on the defensive for a while. I kept up a barrage of boomerang shots, throwing a second into rotation. It was kind of like juggling, I always had one in the air. I slipped a third in briefly, but missed it coming back in at one point, and almost lost my head.
The crowd was breathless. Had I finally met my match? Was this the end of the line?
I blocked a few more slashes. My hit points were racking up. I had to get this thing away from him. I did a quick switch to a wooden shield, and took one last slash. His leaf slivers stuck fast in the wood. I yanked hard and fast, and then thrust back. The wood flew from his hands, and then as I stepped back in, it jabbed him in the stomach. A boomerang whizzed over his head on its return journey, and embedded itself into the shield. I dropped the whole lot.
He stood back up, and smiled wickedly while drawing out one last weapon. It was a hammer of sorts. I recognized it. It was a mod hammer! Those were reserved for game creators!
I waited for the creators to rush in, to shut down the match and confiscate the item, but nothing happened.
benboy755: You don’t have to be a mod to have one of these. You just gotta know the right guys.
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I can't. this is too much. help. and all that intense fighting just to build up to that moment. omg xD
Ironically, your reaction was pretty similar to all the other mods'. 
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Coffee now. *holds out hand* 