Still haven't found him yet, though I have seen his 12 children not too long ago.
I suppose so. He's pretty laid back most of the time, but he stands on top of cars as if he was the king of the turkeys.
"Hey, hello! Yes, you turklets! Do you know where I can find your dad? I need to talk to him." "Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble." "Speak up, you're mumbling."
Wow, really? Trying to imagine what that must look like is cracking me up. XD Him/Turkey #1: "I am the King of the Turkeys! All shall bow before me, for I am the potent ruler of all things turkey, and nothing shall stand in my way--!"
Turkey #2: "Dad, quit climbing on humans' cars! You're gonna get yourself made into Thanksgiving dinner!"
Turkey #1: "SILENCE, INFIDEL!"
Turkey #2: "Mooommm, Dad's playing King of the Turkeys again!"
Lol. I have tried talking to the turkeys, and trying to speak their language. I don't think I have been successful though.
Pretty much how it goes within their turkey family. Even the people who pass by think he's quite intimidating when he stands on top of cars. The turkeys also enjoy pecking on the tires and the bumpers of the car, and they chase moving cars as well.
"Hey, hello! Yes, you turklets! Do you know where I can find your dad? I need to talk to him." "Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble." "Speak up, you're mumbling."
Wow, really? Trying to imagine what that must look like is cracking me up. XD Him/Turkey #1: "I am the King of the Turkeys! All shall bow before me, for I am the potent ruler of all things turkey, and nothing shall stand in my way--!"
Turkey #2: "Dad, quit climbing on humans' cars! You're gonna get yourself made into Thanksgiving dinner!"
Turkey #1: "SILENCE, INFIDEL!"
Turkey #2: "Mooommm, Dad's playing King of the Turkeys again!"
Lol. I have tried talking to the turkeys, and trying to speak their language. I don't think I have been successful though.
Pretty much how it goes within their turkey family. Even the people who pass by think he's quite intimidating when he stands on top of cars. The turkeys also enjoy pecking on the tires and the bumpers of the car, and they chase moving cars as well.
That's me with my German neighbors.
What, no way-- That's hilarious. Chasing cars. . . That's just awesome. . . xD I just saw a funny video of a mailman being attacked by a turkey. That's what this turkey conversation is making me think of.
We'll give you an hour on that and then unhook you.
Totally made my week better! (Realized I forgot to answer about my rough week unintentionally ) Anyway's in belated answer yeah, I have been going through what you might call spiritual or mental growing pains. XD Also I think three days ago I had grabbed a venemous caterpillar so that happened too.
Aw, yes her eyes are saying gentle. I can see the need there too. Ah ha awesome! Her fur looked like it. Portuguese Water dog maybe? Or poodle? : D Yep, but the correct way to do a loophole is do it in a way that they can't do anything about it…. What does her name mean? Ah lol, and we though human morning breath stunk…. XD
Because moolah is the only thing that makes you truly happy in life!
*falls asleep*
(No worries, I do the same thing often. ) Aw, I'm sorry. May it pass soon. I think I know how you feel. :/ A venomous-- xD Oh, brick, no way. Well, that stinks, too. Glad you're still alive and kicking.
Close; Golden Doodle, mix of a Golden Retriever and a poodle. Kinda hard to tell in the first pic, cuz she just had a haircut. That's true. . . those are the best. It's Chinese for "little sister", which is quite suitable, because we have another dog who's a few years older than she is. However, she's three times as small as Mei Mei is, which makes the name seem ironic. XD One cannot know the true meaning of "stink" until they have had an infant or an animal under their roof.
ANOTHER great lesson kids!!!
*reads random magazine until later when I unhook you* There ya go, good as new.
(Lol, oh dear. XD ) Indeed. I think good things are on the horizon, I suspect I'm just in the low spot before the up. Yep, it was possibly the most painful thing I've endured yet. Unless I eventually break something. Me too! XD
Ah! So close. XD That would explain the gentleness. : D Something tells me we would be a mischievous handful if we hung out irl. XD Aw. :3 Lol small boss eh. True true, I've gone somewhat nose blind really though.
Because moolah is the only thing that makes you truly happy in life!
*falls asleep*
(No worries, I do the same thing often. ) Aw, I'm sorry. May it pass soon. I think I know how you feel. :/ A venomous-- xD Oh, brick, no way. Well, that stinks, too. Glad you're still alive and kicking.
Close; Golden Doodle, mix of a Golden Retriever and a poodle. Kinda hard to tell in the first pic, cuz she just had a haircut. That's true. . . those are the best. It's Chinese for "little sister", which is quite suitable, because we have another dog who's a few years older than she is. However, she's three times as small as Mei Mei is, which makes the name seem ironic. XD One cannot know the true meaning of "stink" until they have had an infant or an animal under their roof.
ANOTHER great lesson kids!!!
*reads random magazine until later when I unhook you* There ya go, good as new.
(Lol, oh dear. XD ) Indeed. I think good things are on the horizon, I suspect I'm just in the low spot before the up. Yep, it was possibly the most painful thing I've endured yet. Unless I eventually break something. Me too! XD
Ah! So close. XD That would explain the gentleness. : D Something tells me we would be a mischievous handful if we hung out irl. XD Aw. :3 Lol small boss eh. True true, I've gone somewhat nose blind really though.
*children cheer*
*gets up* Wow, I feel so much better! Thanks!
Well, I'll pray you get out of your low spot soon. Wow. . . how did that happen exactly, if you don't mind my asking? xD
She is quite gentle. :3 Heh-heh, we'd probably make trouble and laughs wherever we went. XD
XD Heh-heh, yeah, kinda. They're pretty close as adopted sisters now. Same here. The only thing left that I'm really vulnerable to is babies' dirty diapers and. . . other stuff.
Lol. I have tried talking to the turkeys, and trying to speak their language. I don't think I have been successful though.
Pretty much how it goes within their turkey family. Even the people who pass by think he's quite intimidating when he stands on top of cars. The turkeys also enjoy pecking on the tires and the bumpers of the car, and they chase moving cars as well.
That's me with my German neighbors.
What, no way-- That's hilarious. Chasing cars. . . That's just awesome. . . xD I just saw a funny video of a mailman being attacked by a turkey. That's what this turkey conversation is making me think of.
Lol, I understand. Maybe I'll learn they turkey's vocabulary eventually.
Yep. That's their job. They're almost like the police pecking cars that have been in the parking lot too long. Lol, yeah the turkey can be quite an aggressive bird, so that mailman must've been quite frightened.
What, no way-- That's hilarious. Chasing cars. . . That's just awesome. . . xD I just saw a funny video of a mailman being attacked by a turkey. That's what this turkey conversation is making me think of.
Lol, I understand. Maybe I'll learn they turkey's vocabulary eventually.
Yep. That's their job. They're almost like the police pecking cars that have been in the parking lot too long. Lol, yeah the turkey can be quite an aggressive bird, so that mailman must've been quite frightened.
Just as I may learn Germany's vocabulary eventually.
Turkey: *peck-peck-peck* Excuse me, gobble-gobble, sir, you're in an illegal parking zone, gobble-gobble. That's gonna be a pecking ticket for your tires!" xD Yeah, I've never seen one myself, but I bet they look pretty scary with their feathers fluffed up and they're coming at you like that.
*reads random magazine until later when I unhook you* There ya go, good as new.
(Lol, oh dear. XD ) Indeed. I think good things are on the horizon, I suspect I'm just in the low spot before the up. Yep, it was possibly the most painful thing I've endured yet. Unless I eventually break something. Me too! XD
Ah! So close. XD That would explain the gentleness. : D Something tells me we would be a mischievous handful if we hung out irl. XD Aw. :3 Lol small boss eh. True true, I've gone somewhat nose blind really though.
*children cheer*
*gets up* Wow, I feel so much better! Thanks!
Well, I'll pray you get out of your low spot soon. Wow. . . how did that happen exactly, if you don't mind my asking? xD
She is quite gentle. :3 Heh-heh, we'd probably make trouble and laughs wherever we went. XD
XD Heh-heh, yeah, kinda. They're pretty close as adopted sisters now. Same here. The only thing left that I'm really vulnerable to is babies' dirty diapers and. . . other stuff.
*quietly cackles*
Naturally!
Thanks. : D I don't mind. We have a really old (so big) live oak, and I was lifting one of the branches so a sib could mow under the end of it. My back was getting tired so I reached back to grab the branch on my shoulders. I grabbed something squishy and was like, ew, bird poo. So I flicked my hand and wiped it on my pants. Then the fire feeling started and I thought, not bird, acid of some kind? I went to wash it with soap hoping the base would cancel out what I thought was acid. It didn't and got worse so I called for my dad (the first aid guru). Fortunatly he was working from home that day.
Those are some of the best kinds. :3 Spot on. XD Sounds fun.
That's cool, it's always good when pups get along. : D Lol, no blame here.
My dog is super frisky and bouncy because we had a cold snap. All he wants to do is run and bounce up an down. He's 13 though. XD
No, I once did it for a little personal photo project. I've only done it once.
I honestly prefer to walk alone in nature, so I can just take time to think alone, I suppose...
I know what you mean. That's good that you can have time to yourself like that, having trees and grass around you is a good place to be when you need to give your brain a break. Do you live in a place with a lot of nature, so to speak?
Yeah, I live near a conservation area that has trails that go through it. It's short walk from my house, so I can go there if I need alone time in nature.
There's a large lake near the conservation area, along with some nice woods, and patches of green fields. There's a moderate amount of nature where I live, I suppose.
I know what you mean. That's good that you can have time to yourself like that, having trees and grass around you is a good place to be when you need to give your brain a break. Do you live in a place with a lot of nature, so to speak?
Yeah, I live near a conservation area that has trails that go through it. It's short walk from my house, so I can go there if I need alone time in nature.
There's a large lake near the conservation area, along with some nice woods, and patches of green fields. There's a moderate amount of nature where I live, I suppose.
That's great! Oh, it sounds really beautiful where you live. Do you have much wildlife? Do you ever swim in the lake?
Yeah, I live near a conservation area that has trails that go through it. It's short walk from my house, so I can go there if I need alone time in nature.
There's a large lake near the conservation area, along with some nice woods, and patches of green fields. There's a moderate amount of nature where I live, I suppose.
That's great! Oh, it sounds really beautiful where you live. Do you have much wildlife? Do you ever swim in the lake?
There is some wildlife, mostly the standard squirrels and chipmunks (the chipmunks have a nasty habit of eating my mom's tomatoes from her tomato plant before they are ripe).
Sometimes we might see a deer or something a bit different. The conservation area is actually right beside a farm, and sometimes the farmer's pig gets loose and people might see a pig just walking around the area.
I don't swim in the lake, myself. I suppose I'm not a huge swimmer (even though I used to swim competitively).
That's great! Oh, it sounds really beautiful where you live. Do you have much wildlife? Do you ever swim in the lake?
There is some wildlife, mostly the standard squirrels and chipmunks (the chipmunks have a nasty habit of eating my mom's tomatoes from her tomato plant before they are ripe).
Sometimes we might see a deer or something a bit different. The conservation area is actually right beside a farm, and sometimes the farmer's pig gets loose and people might see a pig just walking around the area.
I don't swim in the lake, myself. I suppose I'm not a huge swimmer (even though I used to swim competitively).
(Evil chipmunks. )
Heh, I guess that's what you might call a free-range pig.
(Nice! How long did you do this swimming-competitively?) That's cool. We have a lake here, though it's only open in the summer months, and you're not allowed to visit the rest of the year. I live in a quiet, countryside village, so we get a good amount of animals here.
Lol, I understand. Maybe I'll learn they turkey's vocabulary eventually.
Yep. That's their job. They're almost like the police pecking cars that have been in the parking lot too long. Lol, yeah the turkey can be quite an aggressive bird, so that mailman must've been quite frightened.
Just as I may learn Germany's vocabulary eventually.
Turkey: *peck-peck-peck* Excuse me, gobble-gobble, sir, you're in an illegal parking zone, gobble-gobble. That's gonna be a pecking ticket for your tires!" xD Yeah, I've never seen one myself, but I bet they look pretty scary with their feathers fluffed up and they're coming at you like that.
Yeah. I've learned some German before, the same time when Mock was learning German.
Exactly. I need to give that turkey a police uniform to be the parking cop of our school. Yeah, they run pretty fast and you can see the fire in their eyes. I think I've seen some turkeys fly as well.
Just as I may learn Germany's vocabulary eventually.
Turkey: *peck-peck-peck* Excuse me, gobble-gobble, sir, you're in an illegal parking zone, gobble-gobble. That's gonna be a pecking ticket for your tires!" xD Yeah, I've never seen one myself, but I bet they look pretty scary with their feathers fluffed up and they're coming at you like that.
Yeah. I've learned some German before, the same time when Mock was learning German.
Exactly. I need to give that turkey a police uniform to be the parking cop of our school. Yeah, they run pretty fast and you can see the fire in their eyes. I think I've seen some turkeys fly as well.
Oh, really? How much did you learn?
xD That'd be adorable. I heard wild turkeys could fly, but I've never seen one do it, only do that chicken's-attempt-at-flying-when-really-they're-jumping-and-swimming-in-air. What does that look like?
Yeah. I've learned some German before, the same time when Mock was learning German.
Exactly. I need to give that turkey a police uniform to be the parking cop of our school. Yeah, they run pretty fast and you can see the fire in their eyes. I think I've seen some turkeys fly as well.
Oh, really? How much did you learn?
xD That'd be adorable. I heard wild turkeys could fly, but I've never seen one do it, only do that chicken's-attempt-at-flying-when-really-they're-jumping-and-swimming-in-air. What does that look like?
I just learned the basic German things like describing yourself, describing objects, basic sentences and grammar, and a lot of basic nouns. I remember there was a time last year when Mock and I happened to be learning verb conjugates the same week or something like that.
I believe it looks like they're just standing and floating in mid-air with their wings spread out. I think I saw it at night, which looked incredibly frightening.
xD That'd be adorable. I heard wild turkeys could fly, but I've never seen one do it, only do that chicken's-attempt-at-flying-when-really-they're-jumping-and-swimming-in-air. What does that look like?
I just learned the basic German things like describing yourself, describing objects, basic sentences and grammar, and a lot of basic nouns. I remember there was a time last year when Mock and I happened to be learning verb conjugates the same week or something like that.
I believe it looks like they're just standing and floating in mid-air with their wings spread out. I think I saw it at night, which looked incredibly frightening.
Nice. Heh, that's funny. How did you two figure out you were learning the same thing at the same time?
Oh, no way, really? ATTACK OF THE LIVING TURKEYS. O.O How did you come to catch sight of a flying turkey at night?
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) Aw, I'm sorry. May it pass soon. I think I know how you feel. :/ A venomous-- xD Oh, brick, no way. Well, that stinks, too. Glad you're still alive and kicking. 
Wow. . . how did that happen exactly, if you don't mind my asking? 
Do you have much wildlife? Do you ever swim in the lake? 
Do you have much wildlife? Do you ever swim in the lake? 
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Heh, that's funny. How did you two figure out you were learning the same thing at the same time?