My deleting gun pointed at Con. "You don't have to do this, Guru." He said. "I have no choice." "Why?" "Innocent people will be deleted." "But hasn't there been enough?" "It's me or you, Con." "Very well. Then I'll go down in honor. Take this." He handed me a blue, electric sword. "Shoot it." He said, "If you shoot something that's a weapon, it can be used. I will go down at the slash of my sword." I shot it. It glowed black. It was hot in my hands. I prepared to slash him. He put his sombrero down on the ground. "Adios, amigo." He bowed. "Try to build a statue of me. Or an emote. Goodbye. Do it." I slashed at him. He was engulfed in darkness, when it cleared, he was gone. I took his sword and sombrero. I went back.
I found somebody who wasn't MPK. It was ColorfulEnchantingKazoo whom had been encountered with Gnuehchcaz. He said, "Delete Ezekiel or the mods. Or I'll delete... Hold on. Master MPK said.to take Ezekiel to him and have the mods deleted. Delete them." "Fine." "Don't worry." WhiteAlligator said, "Not about us. Thank you too, Ezekiel." They looked at him. I shot them all. And they were deleted. Ezekiel disappeared in a portal. "You have our trust. Come visit the maggot anytime. For now he will be tortured." With that CEK disappeared. "What have I done?" I buckled to my knees and sighed.
I drove to MPK's tower. CEK stood where MPK usually did. "You're here to see Ezekiel?" He asked. I nodded. We went to the dungeon. Ezekiel's face was gaunt, his slick black hair now mostly gray. His goatee was a forked unkept beard. He looked up at me, "Guru," He said weakly. "Save yourself. Flee." CEK chucled nervously. "Yup. I don't know why he said that." He twirled his finger around his ear to say Ezekiel was crazy. "Let's talk, pal." I said. "I'm on to you." His smile disappeared. "Leave LEGO Life, Guru." He said. CEK took me to a room. Once I entered the room, the locks clicked. CEK reared me to a wall with a delete blaster in his hand. "I can not let you leave. I can't let you tell everyone." He cocked it and pointed it. I heard the voice of CON, Save yourself and help the innocent. I pulled out CON's sword, glowing with blue power. CEK pulled the trigger and the sword absorbed the darkness. I remembered I would be able to delete someone with that sword if I absorbed the dark. I slashed and deleted CEK. I went to see MPK in his office. He wore armor to protect being deleted. He smiled cynically. "The war has begun Guru. It won't end until we are deleted." I locked the door and broke any security cameras. MPK's smile melted. I tackled him and we grappled. I tried to take his armor. The war had begun.
We grappled for hours. He pulled his gun and shot. The sword of TheGreatCon absorbed the blast. He scowled and pushed me against the window. He fired a second shot. The sword was black as night and vibrated with power. He features the sword. "A double-deleting sword! It can beat the armor!" He lost his fear and shot me with a dart. I woke up pressed on the window. "You." "Me." he mocked. "I thought you would want to watch as I do this." Apparently, while passed out, he took the sword. He threw it out the window. He turned to me. His gun pointed at me. "Let's finish this." He smiled cruelly. Then, a thump came from the door. MPK's face was priceless. He threw all the weapons out the window. "Hide me!" He pleaded, "I'll let you live! Hide me from LMBE!" "It isn't the LMBE." A familiar yet freeble voice said, "But I called them. They're coming up the stairs." The door was kicked open. A man with an unkept beard of white stood there. Piercing brown eyes and hair like snow. He wore a black agent outfit with weapons hanging from a belt. "I'm Ezekiel. I come to save Guru. And stop you. For Brooklyn!" He said. "And for LMBE. May it grow." He smiled. And fought MPK letting me escape.
I woke up with fuzzy vision. Once it cleared, I saw I was a top Mod Tower. The mods were trapped, as was I. That fellow who took me in, he was in front of me. "You are under my control! Do what I say!" The scrawny man leaned in angrily. "Who are you, kid?" "Don't call me kid, cowboy! I'm MadPurpleKangaroo! Founder of Lego Life." "That stupid thing?" "Not stupid." He hissed. "I have everyone I need. All the mods! They won't speak to Lego fans. Just moderate the posts in their new office." "First. This is the same place they were when they moderated. Second. I'm not a mod." "Guru stop." WhiteAlligator warned. "He's evil scum. He will destroy anyone who gets in his way. We are going to be trapped. In a building. Right next to that." WA pointed to a lot of cranes and helicopters surrounding something and lowering it onto the beams. I didn't need to ask what it was. Lego Life had arrived. "And now. Since you helped with the "LMBE". I will get my revenge! Prepare to lose your friend." He pushed a button and the laser beam with LegoMyEggo arrived. "MPK stop!" Cicada pleased. "No. I will delete one of these 'heroes'. Now. Who's first?" "You are mad!" Growled CatWizard." "Oh I am mad. MadPurpleKangaroo in fact." MPK said. LegoMyEggo was dropped into the big black void of darkness. He had been deleted. We sobbed. "Boo Who!" Said MPK, a hint of delight in his voice. "Get a grip moderators. Now go!" They were taken to a small miserable building next to Lego Life. No exits in the building. The mods would never leave. "And you, Guru! I will have you delete anyone who tries to take people to LMBE." He handed me an assortment of deleting weapons that could be stored behind my back. "You will delete users in exchange for your life. And everyone and everything you need. And I will have someone help you." The doors opened. A tall man in a button up shirt and gray hair walked in. "I'm here to help you delete users. Keeping an eye on you. Call me Ezekiel." "You're no longer Ezekiel! You're FluffyDangerLizard." Said MPK. Ezekiel winced when he heard that name. "I'm Ezekiel end of story!" He snapped back. "Come on, Guru. We have hunting to do." We all went to Lego Life. MPK went to his own corner of Lego Life.
Ban bots zipped all around. Ezekiel didn't seem to know where he was going. "Do you have a GPS?" He asked. "You don't know where you're going? Of course not you have a goatee and some slick black hair! They can find you anywhere! It's like you have a...." "What?" "I have a tracking chip. If I put it in my gun. And the banbots..." "Ban YOU!" "Fine. But you'll give me that awesome gun." He sighed, "Deal." He said reluctantly. I jumped out of the truck, my gun in its holster with the chip. "Hey ugly robot!" I got its attention. It came and swung its ban hammer. "BAN!" How to describe being banned? Imagine not having an arm. Not having anything. All you can see is black. I felt that. Then I woke. "Where?" "Mod tower." A familiar voice said. That person pulled me out of a prison. "The dungeon is where those banned are kept. Then they face trial. If they pass, they go back. Lose? They're deleted." It was Cicada. She went and pulled out an unconscious Ezekiel. As soon as he left, he woke. I explained everything to Cicada. "Yeah. The bots found me and banned me. You're still innocent to MPK. If he sees me. He deletes me, kid. After...." His eyesight wandered off. "After torture." "I'll admit it was me. Don't worry." Ezekiel studied me like I was something great. "You're our last hope, son. If MPK deletes me, don't sorry." Cicada nodded. "I'm thinking it's time you went to the mod chamber. Where we moderate. Come on." We followed Cicada through a network of halls snd stairs. Each time a decision had to be made, she hesitated. We reached a door stenciled, "Moderators". "In we go." Cicada said sadly. Cicada looked like she walked through a war site. Ezekiel looked like he swallowed peanut butter.
I ran into the building. "MPK! Get down here." I yelled. "I'm here." He grinned. He wore a scarf. Probably to cover the burn marks. "He's over here." He led me to a dungeon with an open door. "He got out? You forgot to close the door.'' "What do you mean?" I asked. "If a banned user is thrown in there, but the door is open..." "He is not banned." I finished. Don't tell him where we're hidden,Ezekiel seemed to speak in my head. "If you want to gain my trust. I need you to delete all 99 rebels. I'll give you their LEGO ID. By the way do you know where the mods and Ezekiel are?" "No." "Ok. Well I got you a personal operator Bluetooth, to tell you where to go. Once 99 are deleted, I trust you." "I won't fail you." I put in. He studied me with those evil eyes of his, then handed me a roll of paper. "Your operator has one too. She will track the user and you go delete them." "Ok. Thank you." I left. Once I left on Excelsior, I whispered, "Hello?" I hacked the operator system. Then stole the map. The operator won't say anything. "Brilliant! And the mods?" They're safe. WhiteAlligator says thanks. "I say you're welcome. Now help me, I need to delete 99 users. Maggie was one of them." After that I began deleting users. I deleted plenty. 90 were left. Once in a while I would go to MPK's office. He'd be laughing with joy. I finally deleted 98 users. The last one would not be fun. "Who's next?" I asked. MPK replied, TheGreatCON. Then, Ezekiel and the mods. I found their hiding place. I froze in fear. I didn't want to delete Con. But it was him, or me.
My deleting gun pointed at Con. "You don't have to do this, Guru." He said. "I have no choice." "Why?" "Innocent people will be deleted." "But hasn't there been enough?" "It's me or you, Con." "Very well. Then I'll go down in honor. Take this." He handed me a blue, electric sword. "Shoot it." He said, "If you shoot something that's a weapon, it can be used. I will go down at the slash of my sword." I shot it. It glowed black. It was hot in my hands. I prepared to slash him. He put his sombrero down on the ground. "Adios, amigo." He bowed. "Try to build a statue of me. Or an emote. Goodbye. Do it." I slashed at him. He was engulfed in darkness, when it cleared, he was gone. I took his sword and sombrero. I went back.
I found somebody who wasn't MPK. It was ColorfulEnchantingKazoo whom had been encountered with Gnuehchcaz . He said, "Delete Ezekiel or the mods. Or I'll delete... Hold on. Master MPK said.to take Ezekiel to him and have the mods deleted. Delete them." "Fine." "Don't worry." WhiteAlligator said, "Not about us. Thank you too, Ezekiel." They looked at him. I shot them all. And they were deleted. Ezekiel disappeared in a portal. "You have our trust. Come visit the maggot anytime. For now he will be tortured." With that CEK disappeared. "What have I done?" I buckled to my knees and sighed.
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I woke up with fuzzy vision. Once it cleared, I saw I was a top Mod Tower. The mods were trapped, as was I. That fellow who took me in, he was in front of me. "You are under my control! Do what I say!" The scrawny man leaned in angrily. "Who are you, kid?" "Don't call me kid, cowboy! I'm MadPurpleKangaroo! Founder of Lego Life." "That stupid thing?" "Not stupid." He hissed. "I have everyone I need. All the mods! They won't speak to Lego fans. Just moderate the posts in their new office." "First. This is the same place they were when they moderated. Second. I'm not a mod." "Guru stop." WhiteAlligator warned. "He's evil scum. He will destroy anyone who gets in his way. We are going to be trapped. In a building. Right next to that." WA pointed to a lot of cranes and helicopters surrounding something and lowering it onto the beams. I didn't need to ask what it was. Lego Life had arrived. "And now. Since you helped with the "LMBE". I will get my revenge! Prepare to lose your friend." He pushed a button and the laser beam with LegoMyEggo arrived. "MPK stop!" Cicada pleased. "No. I will delete one of these 'heroes'. Now. Who's first?" "You are mad!" Growled CatWizard." "Oh I am mad. MadPurpleKangaroo in fact." MPK said. LegoMyEggo was dropped into the big black void of darkness. He had been deleted. We sobbed. "Boo Who!" Said MPK, a hint of delight in his voice. "Get a grip moderators. Now go!" They were taken to a small miserable building next to Lego Life. No exits in the building. The mods would never leave. "And you, Guru! I will have you delete anyone who tries to take people to LMBE." He handed me an assortment of deleting weapons that could be stored behind my back. "You will delete users in exchange for your life. And everyone and everything you need. And I will have someone help you." The doors opened. A tall man in a button up shirt and gray hair walked in. "I'm here to help you delete users. Keeping an eye on you. Call me Ezekiel." "You're no longer Ezekiel! You're FluffyDangerLizard." Said MPK. Ezekiel winced when he heard that name. "I'm Ezekiel end of story!" He snapped back. "Come on, Guru. We have hunting to do." We all went to Lego Life. MPK went to his own corner of Lego Life.
Ban bots zipped all around. Ezekiel didn't seem to know where he was going. "Do you have a GPS?" He asked. "You don't know where you're going? Of course not you have a goatee and some slick black hair! They can find you anywhere! It's like you have a...." "What?" "I have a tracking chip. If I put it in my gun. And the banbots..." "Ban YOU!" "Fine. But you'll give me that awesome gun." He sighed, "Deal." He said reluctantly. I jumped out of the truck, my gun in its holster with the chip. "Hey ugly robot!" I got its attention. It came and swung its ban hammer. "BAN!" How to describe being banned? Imagine not having an arm. Not having anything. All you can see is black. I felt that. Then I woke. "Where?" "Mod tower." A familiar voice said. That person pulled me out of a prison. "The dungeon is where those banned are kept. Then they face trial. If they pass, they go back. Lose? They're deleted." It was Cicada. She went and pulled out an unconscious Ezekiel. As soon as he left, he woke. I explained everything to Cicada. "Yeah. The bots found me and banned me. You're still innocent to MPK. If he sees me. He deletes me, kid. After...." His eyesight wandered off. "After torture." "I'll admit it was me. Don't worry." Ezekiel studied me like I was something great. "You're our last hope, son. If MPK deletes me, don't sorry." Cicada nodded. "I'm thinking it's time you went to the mod chamber. Where we moderate. Come on." We followed Cicada through a network of halls snd stairs. Each time a decision had to be made, she hesitated. We reached a door stenciled, "Moderators". "In we go." Cicada said sadly. Cicada looked like she walked through a war site. Ezekiel looked like he swallowed peanut butter.
My deleting gun pointed at Con. "You don't have to do this, Guru." He said. "I have no choice." "Why?" "Innocent people will be deleted." "But hasn't there been enough?" "It's me or you, Con." "Very well. Then I'll go down in honor. Take this." He handed me a blue, electric sword. "Shoot it." He said, "If you shoot something that's a weapon, it can be used. I will go down at the slash of my sword." I shot it. It glowed black. It was hot in my hands. I prepared to slash him. He put his sombrero down on the ground. "Adios, amigo." He bowed. "Try to build a statue of me. Or an emote. Goodbye. Do it." I slashed at him. He was engulfed in darkness, when it cleared, he was gone. I took his sword and sombrero. I went back.
I found somebody who wasn't MPK. It was ColorfulEnchantingKazoo whom had been encountered with Gnuehchcaz . He said, "Delete Ezekiel or the mods. Or I'll delete... Hold on. Master MPK said.to take Ezekiel to him and have the mods deleted. Delete them." "Fine." "Don't worry." WhiteAlligator said, "Not about us. Thank you too, Ezekiel." They looked at him. I shot them all. And they were deleted. Ezekiel disappeared in a portal. "You have our trust. Come visit the maggot anytime. For now he will be tortured." With that CEK disappeared. "What have I done?" I buckled to my knees and sighed.
You wrote me the most epic last lines ever. Thank you.