{JAMMERS! -Swaggyspaceman- ONLY!}Do you want my assistance with what is going on between everyone? If so, just cut me into the strategy meetings, and I'll do my best to keep the Reality Gun's collateral damage to a minimum.
*The Temmies put out an ad for land on some of Temmie Village* =P
Have you ever wanted more military bases, but just can't fit any more on your planet? Or maybe another weapons factory? Well, here's your BIG CHANCE! In celebration of another war against Temmie Village being called off, it is now giving away free land*! If you would like a part of the planet** for something, simply request one at the Tem Shop in Temmie Village. Also, if you act now, you can receive a free castle and giant sword with land that you're planning to put a factory on***.
Basically, come here if you want to kill us all or if you want a claim on some of the land****. (or if you want to visit us)
--Bob the Temmie
* "purchasing" this land does not require you to be allied with Temmie Village first, and costs nothing ** only the surface is allowed to be claimed. Beneath the surface is the Underground and the escape tunnel *** to get the free castle and giant sword, you must state that you're going to build a factory (offer expires 20XX) **** "owning" any part of Temmie Village does not give you any claim of the planet. It still belongs solely to the Temmies, and you are just on said planet (that said, anything on your land will be returned to you if anything happens to Temmie Village, and you cannot be kicked off) =P
Would it be possible to get a larger claim? with a factory and a base?
Sure! =) You can get however much land you want =P
{JAMMERS! -Swaggyspaceman- ONLY!}Do you want my assistance with what is going on between everyone? If so, just cut me into the strategy meetings, and I'll do my best to keep the Reality Gun's collateral damage to a minimum.