*The transmission is cut short, and in its place an old-timer radio announcer reads the following:* Are you sick and tired of being attacked? Having acts of war committed against you? Then don't support some warmonger, buy Alterra! Alterra-brand starships, tools, and weaponry are nothing but the finest-crafted pieces of machinery in the universe! Cruisers, knives, exosuits, you want it, we've got it! (And to be quite frank, if someone else has it, we probably sold it to them in the first place!) Buy now! at 30% all competitors' prices!
You have disrupted [Ciar's World's] frequencies.
This is a crime of the highest order.
You will be punished.
Glory to [Ciar's World].
An outsider can not follow every law of every system he has been in, only the ones of his home system.
You have disrupted the military balance in the galaxy, we must make an example of you. You will be destroyed. *Sierra Charlie Papa is readied for deployment.* BTW, what was your homeworld again? I'm asking for a friend.
Military balance? He is not one threat to the galaxy.
{JAMMERS! -TG- ONLY!} The starter pack includes 1). Frequent patrols 2). basic scanner jammers 3). scaners that will detect a none registerd drone 50 miles away from your territory This costs 1.5 million a month or 18 million a year
The standard package includes 1). more frequent patrols with upgraded ships 2). More sofisicated scanner jammer 3). scaners that will detect a none registered drone 200 miles away from your territory This costs 2 million a month or 24 million a year
Premium package includes 1). Super duty guard ships 2). super scanner jammers 3). scanners that will detect a none registered drone 20,000 miles away from your territory This costs 5 million a week or 60 million a year
You have disrupted the military balance in the galaxy, we must make an example of you. You will be destroyed. *Sierra Charlie Papa is readied for deployment.* BTW, what was your homeworld again? I'm asking for a friend.
Military balance? He is not one threat to the galaxy.
Correct, he is SEVERAL threats the galaxy all rolled up in a neat little package.
I couldn't think of w decent sig, so here's a pig: 🐷
*The transmission is cut short, and in its place an old-timer radio announcer reads the following:* Are you sick and tired of being attacked? Having acts of war committed against you? Then don't support some warmonger, buy Alterra! Alterra-brand starships, tools, and weaponry are nothing but the finest-crafted pieces of machinery in the universe! Cruisers, knives, exosuits, you want it, we've got it! (And to be quite frank, if someone else has it, we probably sold it to them in the first place!) Buy now! at 30% all competitors' prices!
You have disrupted [Ciar's World's] frequencies.
This is a crime of the highest order.
You will be punished.
Glory to [Ciar's World].
OoC: Implying it's a crime to disrupt radio frequencies, but it's completely fine to attack a fully pacifistic planet =P This is the LMB logic that I miss =P
{JAMMERS! -Ciar08- ONLY!} Would you like to pay 2 million a week or 24 million a year? And because you are our first customer we will give you 50% off on weekly payments for 2 weeks, and 20% off if you choose a yearly payment
You have disrupted the military balance in the galaxy, we must make an example of you. You will be destroyed. *Sierra Charlie Papa is readied for deployment.* BTW, what was your homeworld again? I'm asking for a friend.
We will not go down lightly.
We are a force to be reckoned with.
Reconsider your decision.
Glory to [Ciar's World].
*The Super Star Destroyer is sent to defend [Ciar's World] and activates shields.*
*They do not get past the shields. Turbolasers are fires at the runabout.*
OOC: I said they were BEAMED in, Star Wars shields are pitiful compared to Star Trek tech. Face it, your ship was outmatched. *The runabout beams the "meteor" and the hostages on board. They warp back to DS9 unimpeded.*
OOC: 1. I’m saying they could not beam it past the shields. That’s not how it works.
2. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Star Wars had faster-than-light travel millions of years before the movies. They have swords made of light. They have a ray that can destroy whole planets in one go. Several of them in fact.
3. From the Star Trek I’ve seen you need two beaming stations to beam from ship to ship. Star Destroyers have none.