Post by Khan Noonian Singh on Jan 14, 2018 20:11:25 GMT
(Post 1/2) New Gwar map! I was unable to enlarge it because that would mess up where the planet names were. The long awaited roster will be in the next post.
*You receive a transmission from the Porgian Empire* "The Porgians have put out an offering of alliance to your faction. Join us, and we will boost your projects and help you in battle."
*The Temmies don't want to ally with anyone due to confusing stuff that can happen when people ally, but thank the Porgians and offer to make friendship bracelets instead* =P
*The Porgians graciously accept your friendship bracelets, and will keep trade lines open.*
{JAMMERS! -BP4J- ONLY!} *You meet Emperor Sheev.* Now, this station is one part of my Grand Plan To Rule The Galaxy. Since you apparently have better weapons than us, I was wondering if you... want in.
{JAMMERS! -Ciar- ONLY!} The Alterra Cooporation is greedy, not power hungry. And if you wanted to take over the galaxy, you shouldn't have told the galactic police force's benefactors.
*A distress signal is sent to Gixxl Prime, where Worf and Curzon fleets are scrambled.*
*The Temmies don't want to ally with anyone due to confusing stuff that can happen when people ally, but thank the Porgians and offer to make friendship bracelets instead* =P
*The Porgians graciously accept your friendship bracelets, and will keep trade lines open.*
*The Temmies thank the Porgians for allying, and decide to give magic armor sometime* =P
*The Temmies are impressed by the fighters' ability to blow up a box of cereal* =P *This causes them to forget to retreat into their bunker* =P
*The fighters deposit troops on the ground, who detain all the Temmies.*
*The [Ciar's World's] Flag is placed, as the national anthem plays.*
*The Temmie Village is now territory of the People’s Republic Of [Ciar's World].*
*All the soldiers collectively chant: Glory to [Ciar's World]!*
*Several disproportionately large, vibrating Temmies attack the troops before they can place the flag* =P *The rest of the Temmies, Bob, and a mushroom guy retreat underground* =P
OoC: There goes any hope of being a pacifistic planet =P
{JAMMERS! -Ciar- ONLY!} The Alterra Cooporation is greedy, not power hungry. And if you wanted to take over the galaxy, you shouldn't have told the galactic police force's benefactors.
*A distress signal is sent to Gixxl Prime, where Worf and Curzon fleets are scrambled.*
{JAMMERS! -BP4J- ONLY!} It is of no matter. *You are detained and placed in custody.*
*A Star Destroyer is sent to defend Skaro.*
OOC: They were just ambassadors anyway.Here comes the fun part. *A small meteorite lands on the planet's surface, and slowly turns into a humanoid form.*
I couldn't think of w decent sig, so here's a pig: 🐷
{JAMMERS! -Ciar- ONLY!} You have recently launched an attack on a peaceful planet, as well as taken an ally presumably captive. We are currently uninterested.
Post by metaknightfan4 on Jan 14, 2018 23:30:59 GMT
Time to dispatch the drones again. *Drones are sent out to do more research on all planets. ALL. Scans begin, though a few instead deliver messages to discuss various matters with allies.*